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(Washington Post) Dumbass Maryland high school English teacher and Joey Tribbiani look-alike arrested for banging three 15- and 16-year-old girls. WHOA   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 129
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2011-12-08 04:51:20 PM
I was told there would be no math.

Why don't you just say 34 year-old girls?
 
2011-12-08 05:03:00 PM
How YOU doin'?
 
2011-12-08 06:11:32 PM
You're thinking of the wrong Joey, Subby. Joey Bishop is the guy whose catch phrase was "WHOA".
 
2011-12-08 06:18:02 PM
The_Sponge: You're thinking of the wrong Joey, Subby. Joey Bishop is the guy whose catch phrase was "WHOA".

Um, wrong again.

0.tqn.com
 
2011-12-08 06:24:14 PM
Kirk Cameron.
 
2011-12-08 07:08:20 PM
totally worth it.
 
2011-12-08 07:08:39 PM
15 and 16 year old girls like to fark, dude was helping them out as a good teacher should.
 
2011-12-08 07:09:59 PM
Research
 
2011-12-08 07:10:47 PM
I think that we should have signs in the teacher work rooms that say; "Please Don't Fark the Kids."
 
2011-12-08 07:11:28 PM
Wait... male teacher, female students...

*flips through Fark manual*

... yeah, bad. Bad, bad man.
 
2011-12-08 07:11:55 PM
Came for the triforce, leaving unsatisfied
/giggity?
//BRB, someone at the door
 
2011-12-08 07:13:03 PM
Pretty sure Subby is thinking of this guy:

ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2011-12-08 07:13:12 PM
I'm not sure if I should be outraged, could someone please post the matrix of student-teacher relationships and the appropriate responses?
 
2011-12-08 07:14:36 PM
Subby are you sure you weren't thinking of:

ts3.mm.bing.net?
 
2011-12-08 07:15:09 PM
I always wonder in cases like this if having a predilection for teens makes people want to be teachers, or if it occurs over time, or if once in a great while a hot piece of A that looks 10 years older than they are gives a teacher signals and they're stupid enough to respond.
 
2011-12-08 07:16:06 PM
Or maybe:

ts2.mm.bing.net?
 
2011-12-08 07:16:18 PM
Came here for the
How YOU doin'.
staying for the Velveteen Rabbit
'cause you know I like rabbits and you know I like cheese.
 
2011-12-08 07:16:19 PM
The high school's name sounds like it should be a single malt Scotch. I'm gonna venture a guess that their sports teams are called the "Highlanders" or something.

... er, nope. Gophers. Huh.
 
2011-12-08 07:18:00 PM
Could it be:

ts1.mm.bing.net?
 
2011-12-08 07:18:03 PM
I don't get why people go for 15 or 16 year olds. If that has to be a person's thing, seventeen or eighteen probably won't one in prison.

/The student-teacher relationship is still a problem, but I can't imagine the legal penalties are as bad.
 
2011-12-08 07:18:33 PM
Super Chronic: The high school's name sounds like it should be a single malt Scotch. I'm gonna venture a guess that their sports teams are called the "Highlanders" or something.

... er, nope. Gophers. Huh.


Newspaper: Big Red
 
2011-12-08 07:18:52 PM
Cut. It. OUT.
 
2011-12-08 07:20:54 PM
you are a puppet: Cut. It. OUT.

Ahhh. knew I was forgetting one. That's probably it.
 
2011-12-08 07:21:07 PM
Joey doing a joey?
imgross.org
 
2011-12-08 07:22:49 PM
29 - 16 Criminal.
31 - 18 God among men.

/funny how that works
 
2011-12-08 07:22:53 PM
I'm sure he'll make a lot of new friends where he's goin...
 
2011-12-08 07:23:35 PM
Super Chronic: The high school's name sounds like it should be a single malt Scotch. I'm gonna venture a guess that their sports teams are called the "Highlanders" or something.

... er, nope. Gophers. Huh.


irononstation.com
 
2011-12-08 07:24:14 PM
A male teacher arrested for having sex with female students?

That's new.
 
2011-12-08 07:24:18 PM
ThisNameSux: [media.247sports.com image 640x553]

Holy fish.
 
2011-12-08 07:24:21 PM
So, they girls eventually saw the softer side of Sears?
 
2011-12-08 07:24:33 PM
i2.listal.com

woah!
 
2011-12-08 07:25:33 PM
Maybe it's this one:

i392.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-08 07:26:20 PM
perhaps they just stood to close to him ....

/really ? come on guys ( and girls )- use adult friend finder or something and let kids just be kids
 
2011-12-08 07:26:38 PM
Oh, banging! Jesus, I thought you said hanging!
 
2011-12-08 07:26:55 PM
So, was it three 15 year olds and three 16 year olds or some other combo?

I'm too lazy to RTFA.

Emperorsteele: I always wonder in cases like this if having a predilection for teens makes people want to be teachers, or if it occurs over time, or if once in a great while a hot piece of A that looks 10 years older than they are gives a teacher signals and they're stupid enough to respond.

It was one of those cases where he decided to call her bluff only she wasn't bluffing.

He thought she'd blush then run away giggling with her hand over her mouth. But she didn't.

She could feel the raging desire of a developing woman flowing inside her. She decided to give in to her animalistic passion. Then, when he had satisfied her again and again in the way only an experienced man can she forgot all about the inexperienced boys that had failed in the past and gave herself over totally to her lust for him.

Then she told her girlfriends.

Or, something.
 
2011-12-08 07:27:02 PM
Super Chronic: Maybe it's this one:

[i392.photobucket.com image 162x311]


Hey, hoe! Let's go!
 
2011-12-08 07:27:08 PM
Could he BE any more perverted?

\has been watching too much friends
\\suprised I got to it first
 
2011-12-08 07:27:44 PM
Winning: I was told there would be no math.

Why don't you just say 34 year-old girls?


He gets a pass on the 15 and 16 year-olds, but I'm putting him away for a long time because of the three-year-old.
 
2011-12-08 07:28:28 PM
At once?

/If so, then if you are going to go to prison for something this would be the thing to go for.
 
2011-12-08 07:28:35 PM
Or this one?

i40.tinypic.com
Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

WHOA!!
 
2011-12-08 07:31:18 PM
She said "Joey, honey, I've got the money."

Then she said "If I seem to be confused, I didn't mean to be with you."
 
2011-12-08 07:31:24 PM
Emperorsteele: I always wonder in cases like this if having a predilection for teens makes people want to be teachers, or if it occurs over time, or if once in a great while a hot piece of A that looks 10 years older than they are gives a teacher signals and they're stupid enough to respond.

I think a lot of the reason young men and women stop hooking up with younger men and women is due to a natural dissociation when they leave the school setting. I was sleeping with 16 year old girls up until the time I was 20, but that's only because my younger siblings were that age and brought their chick friends around. But by the time I was getting out of college, I really didn't have any contact with anyone in that age group. Now I see high schoolers and instead of smoking hot babes I see little kids and don't even consider them in that light. I could imagine if I had stayed around that age group through college and then went right back into high school again as a teacher of some description, I would probably not have the same 'ick" factor that I have now just because I would be accustomed to them. All a matter of perspective, I guess.
 
2011-12-08 07:34:05 PM
DId they arrest him to give him his medal?
 
2011-12-08 07:34:46 PM
spetsdod: Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

images.starpulse.com

I don't get it. That guy shaves his head now, and it looks like he still could manage a full head of hair. I do it because if I didn't, I'd look like a HS Chemistry teacher.
What he is doing is sacrilege.
 
2011-12-08 07:35:59 PM
Shouldn't he have the HERO tag?

"I know I'm going to jail, but it's WORTH IT!"
 
2011-12-08 07:37:29 PM
i462.photobucket.com
Joey?


/I'm not angry anymore
 
2011-12-08 07:37:34 PM
uprislng: I'm not sure if I should be outraged, could someone please post the matrix of student-teacher relationships and the appropriate responses?

I don't have the matrix on hand, but IIRC, with male teacher and female students, I believe we're supposed to be outraged.
 
2011-12-08 07:37:39 PM
zato_ichi: spetsdod: Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

[images.starpulse.com image 399x644]

I don't get it. That guy shaves his head now, and it looks like he still could manage a full head of hair. I do it because if I didn't, I'd look like a HS Chemistry teacher.
What he is doing is sacrilege.


amen, brutha.
 
2011-12-08 07:37:56 PM
zato_ichi: spetsdod: Joey Lawrence from Blossom.

[images.starpulse.com image 399x644]

I don't get it. That guy shaves his head now, and it looks like he still could manage a full head of hair. I do it because if I didn't, I'd look like a HS Chemistry teacher.
What he is doing is sacrilege.


frankly I'm more offended by his perfectly trimmed eyebrows.
 
2011-12-08 07:39:44 PM
You IDIOT! I'M Joey Lucas!


persephonemagazine.com
 
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