stpauler: I'm torn. On one side we have a church politicking where they really shouldn't be. On the other side we have Gingrich.

And on the third side we have the Kardashians.

I have no idea who to root against.

how about we put all 3 in a room and then nuke it from orbit

He lets Ray J do it doggy style?


/now THERE'S a happy mental image

Gingrich has a sex tape? Ewwwwww

vartian: While I agree, no one has ever explained a way of enforcing this to me that wouldn't end in a second Civil War.

Get rid of the entire idea of "tax exempt" might do it. No tax-exempt churches, no tax-exempt nonprofits, nothing.

otherginger: He lets Ray J do it doggy style?


/now THERE'S a happy mental image

Only when Newt is feeling more love for America than normal.

No tax exemptions for religion or charity.

Honesty, if we are the most religious nation on Earth why do we need the government to underwrite our tithing?

vartian: While I agree, no one has ever explained a way of enforcing this to me that wouldn't end in a second Civil War.

Because it's an idiotic hypothesis that is based upon a purposeful, arbitrary, and capricious set of assumptions?

Another one is.... How can enforcing a higher marginal higher tax rate on the top 1% of earners NOT end in a second Civil War?

I'll bet Newt is looking to get a new younger wife. I think Kim is available now. Makes sense.

If you're a Christian, and you're backing one of those Republicans, you're doing it wrong.

But on a side note, I'd love to do some nasty things with Kim.. but only if there's no cameras.

Wellon Dowd: No tax exemptions for religion or charity.

Honesty, if we are the most religious nation on Earth why do we need the government to underwrite our tithing?


Pretty much THIS.

BilltheThrill: I'll bet Newt is looking to get a new younger wife. I think Kim is available now. Makes sense.

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He's going to drain the essence of another woman with the Dark Crystal?

Love that Joker!

he does have a boomin' system on top AND in the back

IXI Jim IXI: Priest is WAY off.

Kim has a big ass...but she's not ALL ass

Newt has one Tit (wife), Kim has two.

Although to be fair, Kim's are more photogenic.

i can't wait for the primaries, Newt leads, but is not on very many state ballots. I'm sure ACORN will be to blame.

I like how he insulted Calista, more people should publicly insult her.

Though a little disappointed he didn't refer to her as "that whore."

lohphat: qorkfiend: vartian: While I agree, no one has ever explained a way of enforcing this to me that wouldn't end in a second Civil War.

Get rid of the entire idea of "tax exempt" might do it. No tax-exempt churches, no tax-exempt nonprofits, nothing.

Tax exemption mostly serves its purpose in keeping direct involvement by churches out of politics. Take this away ad te sectarian BS would sink us.

Because that's not already happening?

IXI Jim IXI: fireside68: Notabunny: Gingrich has a sex tape? Ewwwwww

I will never recover from having read this

Fark needs a Victim Compensation Fund to help people recover from posts like that...

To be fair, if Newt taped his action, it would mostly be the tops of women's heads..

Well, Callista is somewhere between a trollop and a strumpet.

What a minute. Why is a priest even watching the Kardashians?

FloydA: Jake Havechek: Well, Callista is somewhere between a trollop and a strumpet.

A Trumpet?

You can blow hot air into her with impunity, but remember to drain the spit valve, apply oil and for god's sake grease the slides.

Newt's kind of gal.

That's a pretty good one-liner taken by itself.

Express contempt with empty celebrity: check.

Express contempt for Newt's moral character: check.

Imply that reduced family values are ruining america (by referencing a wedding that was executed for the sole purpose of making some reality-show cash): check.

Associate adultery with the decline of America as evidenced by reality TV, etc: check.

That's some pretty heavy duty for five words to pull, there. I can't say I agree with what the guy is saying in any way, but from a rhetorical standpoint I can't help but nod approvingly.

Evangelical priest in Iowa sending out a new video in which he calls Newt Gingrich the "Kim Kardashian of the GOP"

So I assume he is Catholic? Could be Orthodox? Possibly Anglican? Maybe Lutheran?

Nope. Un-affiliated evangelical. He's not a priest.

/He's still a horse's ass.
//Endorsing Santorum? For farks sake.

"Newt and Callista are the last role models we want our sons and daughters looking up to," Mitchell says in the video. "Seriously, I can't stand Barack Obama, but at least he doesn't trade in his wives like used cars."

I love it.

I would actually like Donald Trump if his first question to Newt was:

"How can you stand to be married to that farking whore Callista?"

She's farking bizarre looking. Her hair doesn't move, and she has a forehead like a drive in movie screen.