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(Showbiz Spy) Obvious How does Charlize Theron get through her love scenes with Patton Oswalt? Booze. Lots and lots of booze   (showbizspy.com) divider line 73
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NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 01:42:05 PM
Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-08 01:45:09 PM
NuttierThanEver: Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.

Is he the one that tells the Brian Dennehy story in his standup?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:13:32 PM
Will their love scene be demonstrated by pushing a cornish game hen through a set of wrinkly grey drapes?
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:16:27 PM
blogs.laweekly.com

//hot dog
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:40:20 PM
NuttierThanEver: Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.

He kind of looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire grown up.
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:42:22 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Is he the one that tells the Brian Dennehy story in his standup?

He is. That's part of a bit about BD doing commercial spots for ESPN.
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:45:07 PM
Looong, hilarious discussion of the movie on Comedy Bang Bang last week. Link goes to full episode. You should really be listening to this show anyway.

Lot of theater of the mind on CBB, though. You've been warned. It's basically "LA Comedy Scene, the show".
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:55:41 PM
Thanks for ruining the farking movie for me!

/he's farking hilarious and he knows he's ugly
//liked him on Dollhouse almost as much as I liked him in Big Fan
 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:11:19 PM
(reads TFA) Hey, there's nothing in there about love scenes.
 
toddalmighty [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:16:50 PM
Apparently Subby didn't read the farking article.
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:19:40 PM
Jamdug!: NuttierThanEver: Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.

He kind of looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire grown up.

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
No, he don't.
 
11of12
2011-12-08 03:22:06 PM
toddalmighty: Apparently Subby didn't read the farking article.

And he's better off for it than those of us who did.
 
cousndick
2011-12-08 03:24:32 PM
Not impressed

thumbnails.cbsig.net
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:30:28 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Jamdug!: NuttierThanEver: Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.

He kind of looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire grown up.

[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 400x565]
No, he don't.

Hey! Whaaa-happened?
 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:33:04 PM
Patton's brand of humor just wouldn't be the same if he weren't goblin-esque.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:37:51 PM
yogaFLAME: Patton's brand of humor just wouldn't be the same if he weren't goblin-esque.

I HATE!
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 03:41:46 PM
yogaFLAME: Patton's brand of humor just wouldn't be the same if he weren't goblin-esque.

When he performed at the Warner Theater a year or two ago, he came on the mic before the opening act came out and referred to himself as a "paunchy hobbit."
 
SavageWombat
2011-12-08 04:13:19 PM
Perhaps a KFC Famous Bowl is involved.

Either that or he murders George Lucas with a bag of rock salt.
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-12-08 04:16:18 PM
cdn.mamapop.com
 
mohron
2011-12-08 04:17:45 PM
The real question is how does he get through those scenes?

My scenes with her would be disappointing and last about 3 minutes.
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 04:20:27 PM
Jingle Strangle: cdn.mamapop.com

Is that that movie Monster Inc, where that murderous hooker sneaks into children's rooms to steal their screams?
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 04:23:15 PM
toddalmighty: Apparently Subby didn't read the farking article.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 04:26:08 PM
That article was confusing. Isn't she going to have to say the words out loud anyway when they actually get around to filming scenes?
 
difrancopsycho
2011-12-08 04:28:40 PM
NuttierThanEver: Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.

He kind of looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire grown up.



img546.imageshack.us



hmm..nope..don't see it
 
Beluga Heights
2011-12-08 04:31:39 PM
mohron: The real question is how does he get through those scenes?

My scenes with her would be disappointing and last about 3 minutes.

Ha! 3 minutes. Check out Casanova over here.

Mine would be a cumulative 3 minutes with 2 minutes and 30 seconds being just brooding, apologies, and self disgust.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-12-08 04:34:53 PM
Jamdug!: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Jamdug!: NuttierThanEver: Patton is one of the funniest stand ups alive right now but I gotta agree he is an ugly mofo. He looks like a cabbage patch kid all grown up.

He kind of looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire grown up.

[s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 400x565]
No, he don't.

Hey! Whaaa-happened?

a 5 gallon pail of HGH most likely.
 
poonesfarm [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 04:36:15 PM
I want all the ham.
 
PYROY [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 04:38:31 PM
I hate anything where you have to say the words out loud.

Like your job?
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-08 04:39:38 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: That article was confusing. Isn't she going to have to say the words out loud anyway when they actually get around to filming scenes?

No, they'll fix it with the magic of ADR.
 
MisterBill
2011-12-08 04:42:26 PM
kingoomieiii: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Is he the one that tells the Brian Dennehy story in his standup?

He is. That's part of a bit about BD doing commercial spots for ESPN.

Actually, that was Robert Evans doing the commercial spots for ESPN. Brian Dennehy was the "Character actors! Who cares if we're fat!" line.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-08 04:44:32 PM
Doesn't Patton play a gay character in that movie?
 
killzoe
2011-12-08 04:52:59 PM
Article didn't mention anything about love scenes? WTF Subby??
 
Communist_Manifesto [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 04:56:36 PM
Is it me or was his latest showtime special not very funny?
 
SavageWombat
2011-12-08 04:56:40 PM
TravisBickle62: Doesn't Patton play a gay character in that movie?

According to Ebert, he got beat up in school for being gay but wasn't actually gay.
 
Hoboclown
2011-12-08 04:56:40 PM
Patton is actually a very versatile actor. Check out the range of emotions he displays in this scene from King of Queens...

Link (new window)

(scene ends around 3:11, so you don't accidentally watch an entire episode of King of Queens)
 
Unixfreak
2011-12-08 04:57:32 PM
After reading this article, I have to guess subby is a liberal. Really extrapolated the shiat out of this article to suit his message.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-08 04:59:52 PM
MisterBill: Brian Dennehy was the "Character actors! Who cares if we're fat!" line.

Yeah, that's the one.
 
lostinspace1978
2011-12-08 05:02:08 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: That article was confusing. Isn't she going to have to say the words out loud anyway when they actually get around to filming scenes?

I think she means reading out loud, off the page and not from memory
 
nandaiyo
2011-12-08 05:02:39 PM
Unixfreak: After reading this article, I have to guess subby is a liberal. Really extrapolated the shiat out of this article to suit his message.

Yeah, I'm puzzled. The article was about how she hates to do table reads, or read from a script out lout as rehearsal. Nothing in reference to Patton.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 05:04:00 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: MisterBill: Brian Dennehy was the "Character actors! Who cares if we're fat!" line.

Yeah, that's the one.

Also, there was the story of Robert Evans being punched in the solar plexus by a heroin-crazed Brian Dennehy, and shiatting out 4 rubiks cubes fully solved.
 
lostinspace1978
2011-12-08 05:04:34 PM
Unixfreak: After reading this article, I have to guess subby is a liberal. Really extrapolated the shiat out of this article to suit his message.

Ugh just shut up and go back to trolling the tab you came from
 
mohron
2011-12-08 05:08:10 PM
Beluga Heights: mohron: The real question is how does he get through those scenes?

My scenes with her would be disappointing and last about 3 minutes.

Ha! 3 minutes. Check out Casanova over here.

Mine would be a cumulative 3 minutes with 2 minutes and 30 seconds being just brooding, apologies, and self disgust.

I said "scene". I figure it takes in the neighborhood of 2:45 to get Ms. Theron new wardrobe and a more appealing male lead. But I do appreciate that you would give me the benefit of the doubt as far as my performance.
 
AeAe
2011-12-08 05:23:22 PM
Patton Oswald is extremely unattractive. That he is short and fat does not help.

/ he's not that funny either.
 
GriffXX
2011-12-08 05:34:26 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
jdjoker
2011-12-08 05:37:36 PM
Hoboclown:
Patton is actually a very versatile actor. Check out the range of emotions he displays in this scene from King of Queens...

Link (new window)

(scene ends around 3:11, so you don't accidentally watch an entire episode of King of Queens)

Can't YT at work, so bookmarking for later. Is this the scene where he's got no dialogue, so the writers suggested that he remain still for the whole thing, even the camera changes?
 
LonMead
2011-12-08 05:58:05 PM
You know, something seems to be missing here... can't figure out what...

www.womanic.com
www.womanic.com

NSFW... probably (new window)

Yeah, that might be it...
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 06:05:37 PM
lostinspace1978: Unixfreak: After reading this article, I have to guess subby is a liberal. Really extrapolated the shiat out of this article to suit his message.

Ugh just shut up and go back to trolling the tab you came from

the headline suffers a very liberal interpretation of the article.
 
Mr_Fabulous
2011-12-08 06:08:03 PM
Communist_Manifesto: Is it me or was his latest showtime special not very funny?

Go rent "The Comedians of Comedy." Low-budget production values, but funny stuff.
 
Poison Appleseeds
2011-12-08 06:12:53 PM
Headline: Patton Oswald is so gross Charlize had to get drunk to be near him.

Article: Charlize Theron has a Phobia about table reads and had to drink a lot to go to some guy named Jason's house.


Yep, this is Fark
 
Hoboclown
2011-12-08 06:20:48 PM
jdjoker: Hoboclown:
Patton is actually a very versatile actor. Check out the range of emotions he displays in this scene from King of Queens...

Link (new window)

(scene ends around 3:11, so you don't accidentally watch an entire episode of King of Queens)

Can't YT at work, so bookmarking for later. Is this the scene where he's got no dialogue, so the writers suggested that he remain still for the whole thing, even the camera changes?

Yeah, that's the one. Staring straight ahead, not moving, while the entire scene takes place around him. If you didn't know better you'd think they just replaced him with a cardboard standup.
 
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