This may explain why waffles always seems to be trending.

Are we talking about a bevy of hot Swedish women bathing us and running their fingers through our hair or a disgruntled, heavy-set, middle-aged nurse dry-shaving our junk? Because only one of those is against our will.

antidisestablishmentarianism: So what are their FARK handles so we can mess with them favorite them?

Rickrolling the Mets and sending the Jersey Shore to Detroit are only the beginning...

If they are taking my talking points and using them to make money, is that not a violation of copyright?

Any can make a wordcloud of any site, and have an easy way to pick out "important" words or talking points. Example, here's a word cloud I just made of the Fark mainpage:

title="Wordle: FarkWordcloud12/8"> src="http://www.wordle.net/thumb/wrdl/4540944/FarkWordcloud12-8"
alt="Wordle: FarkWordcloud12/8"
style="padding:4px;border:1px solid #ddd">

By grooming you mean sponge baths, administered by several hot redheads. Right?

/please?

So, they can comb Fark and Google for catch phrases and keywords that came from talking points so that they can then come up with the talking points, catch phrases and keywords that will then be patrolled by their programs looking for catch phrases and keywords that came from talking points so that they can then come up with the talking points, catch phrases and keywords that will then be patrolled by their programs looking for catch phrases and keywords that came from talking points so that they can then come up with the talking points, catch phrases and keywords that will then be patrolled by their programs looking for...

Lazar brings a background well versed in online news and online video that make the program not only great for news discussion, but newsworthy in and of itself.

...away from those goddamn foul-mouthed trashy farkers with self-esteem issues. I HAVES NEWS!

Wait...how is she special then?

don't want to-do with Googles. touched me in the men's room. don't want to talk about it.

/feeling dirty

Conjunctions will be big this year.

BunkoSquad: How is this different from every wacky morning DJ radio* show?

*for you kids, morning radio was something that was popular around the time that 45rpm records and Ecto Cooler were big.

Sadly, 40 year olds are getting paid to be obnoxious 14 year olds (with hangovers, or still high) on radio to piss off mothers and fathers even more. Just when you can kick kids out the door to school, they show back up on the airwaves.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This may explain why waffles always seems to be trending.

Blue ones on top of that...

So talking points of Glenn Beck and that hooker he killed and chopped up after farking her dead body?

/Sounds good enough to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I may have been on Fark before it became all trendy. Not paying attention most of the time, so I don't know when it happened.

Shira, where were YOU when this happened?

Surool: So, they can comb Fark and Google for catch phrases and keywords that came from talking points so that they can then come up with the talking points, catch phrases and keywords that will then be patrolled by their programs looking for catch phrases and keywords that came from talking points so that they can then come up with the talking points, catch phrases and keywords that will then be patrolled by their programs looking for catch phrases and keywords that came from talking points so that they can then come up with the talking points, catch phrases and keywords that will then be patrolled by their programs looking for...

Recursion rules.
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cgraves67: Are we talking about a bevy of hot Swedish women bathing us and running their fingers through our hair or a disgruntled, heavy-set, middle-aged nurse dry-shaving our junk? Because only one of those is against our will.

"Against" might be a little strong. I mean, if I had my druthers, I know which one I'd pick, but, you know, any port in a storm.

Just saying.

My prediction of what will trend on "what's trending":

1) redheads
2) tony romo sucks
3) but not more than tim tebow
4) redheads
5) redheaded tebow photoshopped my penn state cat video

So we'll see 'farktards' in the trend? Cool.

hp6sa: My prediction of what will trend on "what's trending":

1) redheads
2) tony romo sucks
3) but not more than tim tebow
4) redheads
5) redheaded tebow photoshopped my penn state cat video

so you think redheads do you?

kvinesknows: hp6sa: My prediction of what will trend on "what's trending":

1) redheads
2) tony romo sucks
3) but not more than tim tebow
4) redheads
5) redheaded tebow photoshopped my penn state cat video

so you think redheads do you?

I really like redheads.

baronvonzipper: RecursionRecursion rules.
void a() {
a();
}
..dump

Sorry, pet peeve.

FloydA: Congratulations, subby!

It's difficult to compose a true sentence that has the words "comb," "groomed" and "farker" in it.

Ha. I guess we groomed her properly then?

Saborlas: I want to exploit this to troll hipsters, but they already "ironically" enjoy things that objectively suck. Like PBR, Creed, and Apple products.

I didn't think even hipsters liked Creed. Damn. That's some hardcore ironic self-flagellation.

FloydA: kvinesknows: hp6sa: My prediction of what will trend on "what's trending":

1) redheads
2) tony romo sucks
3) but not more than tim tebow
4) redheads
5) redheaded tebow photoshopped my penn state cat video

so you think redheads do you?

Yes, but not often enough.

Needs bacon.

This was just some stealth marketing to get all us Farkers to talk about their shiatty little web series, wasn't it?

/not gonna fall for it.

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 298x208]

What Farkers being groomed might look like.

mom?

Glenn Beck 1990
Google Santorum

That should cover it.

We ain't found shiat!

I'vs seen enought "jokes" redone on the comedy network after having read them on fark.
/looking at you, writers for those two dudes.

misanthropic1: FloydA: kvinesknows: hp6sa: My prediction of what will trend on "what's trending":

1) redheads
2) tony romo sucks
3) but not more than tim tebow
4) redheads
5) redheaded tebow photoshopped my penn state cat video

so you think redheads do you?

Yes, but not often enough.

Needs bacon.

yes yes bacon and redheads

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This may explain why waffles always seems to be trending.

Yup, how 'bout them Belgian ones? You know, extra thick and such. Man, waffles are great.

/wants waffles on TV

May as well get the boobies out of the way here as anywhere...

/random thread

Truly the news/tainment industry has run out of ideas.