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2011-12-08 11:18:52 AM
This was on the news by me (Green Bay news stations) last night, it made me die a little inside.
 
2011-12-08 11:31:04 AM
Is this The Onion? It is, isn't it?
 
2011-12-08 11:34:15 AM
IMO: Michigan looks like a mitten with a giant thumb, and Wisconsin looks like a mitten with a tiny thumb. The real mitten state is Rhode Island, which looks like an upside-down mitten.
 
2011-12-08 11:55:56 AM
But Tom Lyons, who works in public relations in Neenah, Wis., said Michigan residents shouldn't be getting their yarn in a twist over Wisconsin's mitten theme for its winter tourism campaign.

"Wisconsin is the left mitten. Michigan is the right mitten. Even children know that one mitten doesn't cut it when it comes to Midwest winters," he said.

..."We're not the mitten state. Michigan, they can own that. We want to be known as the fun state,"


I didn't know it was possible to be this... folksy.
 
2011-12-08 11:57:28 AM
Also

www.enchantedlearning.com
 
2011-12-08 12:23:01 PM
inkblot: Also

[www.enchantedlearning.com image 338x414]


That looks like a penis head.
 
2011-12-08 12:45:08 PM
Wisconsin is no mitten... That being said, the protesters earlier this year turned it into a clenched fist; perhaps it's a clenched fist wearing a glove?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-08 12:58:35 PM
My vote is for Michigan.

Now I can be happy that I have done something very important today.
 
2011-12-08 01:20:06 PM
My co-worker is from Wisconsin. She says that Michigan is the big-thumb mitten and Wisconsin is the small-thumb mitten. While having the big thumb may seem to be a winner, Michigan still has the Upper Peninsula, which is decidedly un-mittenlike. Thus, as a state, Michigan may actually be less mittenish than Wisconsin. Michigan may be able to regain its top mitten status by off-loading the U.P. If Wisconsin ends up absorbing the U.P., its mitten status will be similarly destroyed. Therefore, if Michigan gets rid of the Upper Peninsula, Wisconsin would refuse to absorb it and Canada would get it by default. Once this happens, the mitten debate will really heat up and we'll likely see some kind of real winner. And that winner would be Canada.

/this was fun, but now I understand why she left Wisconsin.
 
2011-12-08 01:26:53 PM
What about Florida? It's America's wang!
 
2011-12-08 01:28:09 PM
sweetmelissa31: IMO: Michigan looks like a mitten with a giant thumb, and Wisconsin looks like a mitten with a tiny thumb appropriate for an ugly alien species. The real mitten state is Rhode Island, which looks like an upside-down mitten.
 
2011-12-08 01:30:47 PM
CitizenTed: My co-worker is from Wisconsin. She says that Michigan is the big-thumb mitten and Wisconsin is the small-thumb mitten. While having the big thumb may seem to be a winner, Michigan still has the Upper Peninsula, which is decidedly un-mittenlike. Thus, as a state, Michigan may actually be less mittenish than Wisconsin. Michigan may be able to regain its top mitten status by off-loading the U.P. If Wisconsin ends up absorbing the U.P., its mitten status will be similarly destroyed. Therefore, if Michigan gets rid of the Upper Peninsula, Wisconsin would refuse to absorb it and Canada would get it by default. Once this happens, the mitten debate will really heat up and we'll likely see some kind of real winner. And that winner would be Canada.

/this was fun, but now I understand why she left Wisconsin.


us.123rf.com

Well, it's been real.
 
2011-12-08 01:31:53 PM
It's either that or we argue about who's State Government is going to be more effective at disenfranchising voters under the justification of stopping the voting identity fraud that's never been a reported problem of note. So, yeah...

Dear Fisties,

Suck it.

Respectfully,
America's High Five
 
2011-12-08 01:32:20 PM
Michigan is the fat kid mitten who drags his fingers on the walls so it's picked up a booger on the palm.
 
2011-12-08 01:32:33 PM
Well, sure. It's Michigan and Wisconsin. What the hell else are you going to do with your time?
 
2011-12-08 01:32:50 PM
CitizenTed: My co-worker is from Wisconsin. She says that Michigan is the big-thumb mitten and Wisconsin is the small-thumb mitten. While having the big thumb may seem to be a winner, Michigan still has the Upper Peninsula, which is decidedly un-mittenlike. Thus, as a state, Michigan may actually be less mittenish than Wisconsin. Michigan may be able to regain its top mitten status by off-loading the U.P. If Wisconsin ends up absorbing the U.P., its mitten status will be similarly destroyed. Therefore, if Michigan gets rid of the Upper Peninsula, Wisconsin would refuse to absorb it and Canada would get it by default. Once this happens, the mitten debate will really heat up and we'll likely see some kind of real winner. And that winner would be Canada.

/this was fun, but now I understand why she left Wisconsin.


Everyone I know from Michigan talks about the UP like it's a different country. It probably wouldn't be too difficult to convince them to let it go.
 
2011-12-08 01:32:55 PM
CitizenTed: My co-worker is from Wisconsin. She says that Michigan is the big-thumb mitten and Wisconsin is the small-thumb mitten. While having the big thumb may seem to be a winner, Michigan still has the Upper Peninsula, which is decidedly un-mittenlike. Thus, as a state, Michigan may actually be less mittenish than Wisconsin. Michigan may be able to regain its top mitten status by off-loading the U.P. If Wisconsin ends up absorbing the U.P., its mitten status will be similarly destroyed. Therefore, if Michigan gets rid of the Upper Peninsula, Wisconsin would refuse to absorb it and Canada would get it by default. Once this happens, the mitten debate will really heat up and we'll likely see some kind of real winner. And that winner would be Canada.

/this was fun, but now I understand why she left Wisconsin.


UP you flip your hand on the side. jetwit.com -- Not quite as good, but still, does every person in Wisconsin show where they live by using their hand as a map?
 
2011-12-08 01:33:03 PM
plastic_cow: inkblot: Also

[www.enchantedlearning.com image 338x414]

That looks like a penis head.


WTF kind of dicks you been farking/ seeing?

Michigan for sure. How can you miss that thumb?
 
2011-12-08 01:33:56 PM
Mittens are like little hats, for your hands.
 
2011-12-08 01:34:13 PM
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At least there's agreement on which state looks like a frog being dissected.
 
2011-12-08 01:35:05 PM
It's a sled, Jim.
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2011-12-08 01:35:31 PM
Waits for someone from "America's Wang" to post.
 
2011-12-08 01:37:52 PM
Wisconsin looks like a hand, if you're talking about thalidimide baby's hand....
 
2011-12-08 01:38:25 PM
sirbissel:
Not quite as good, but still, does every person in Wisconsin show where they live by using their hand as a map?


It's been a long time since I lived in Wisconsin, but yeah, when it comes up, I use my hand as a map.

Because people need to know where Plover is.
 
2011-12-08 01:38:44 PM
Mitten? Since when could those fat northerners get their chubby hands in a mitten? STFU and eat more cheese and sausage...
 
2011-12-08 01:39:17 PM
Cargo: What about Florida? It's America's wang!

Do you think it looks better in Wisconsin's or Michigan's mitten?
 
2011-12-08 01:39:44 PM
the Upper Peninsula looks like WIle E. Coyote's head.
 
2011-12-08 01:40:47 PM
jafiwam: Michigan is the fat kid mitten who drags his fingers on the walls so it's picked up a booger on the palm.

I always thought of Michigan as being the lower part is the (majority of the) Hamburger Helper guy, and the U.P. is his brains being blown out.

I really want to photoshop the image I have in my head of it, but lack the skills and/or talent.
 
2011-12-08 01:40:49 PM
Cargo: What about Florida? It's America's wang!

Or is it lake Michigan?

And are Mich. and Wisc. reaching for it?
 
2011-12-08 01:41:44 PM
moops: Wisconsin looks like a hand, if you're talking about thalidimide baby's hand....

THIS.

That is some farked up thumb in Wisconsin's "mitten". Geez....

They just have mitten envy.

/They also lack Pinconning Cheese, which is superior to anything they make.
//Now I'm craving some Pizza Loaf.
 
2011-12-08 01:41:59 PM
Good thing Michigan isn't shaped like a butt, or people from MI would always be pointing at their arse and saying, "I'm from here." instead of using their hand.
 
2011-12-08 01:42:43 PM
Cargo: What about Florida? It's America's wang!

Canada is America's hat.
 
2011-12-08 01:43:35 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.: Well, sure. It's Michigan and Wisconsin. What the hell else are you going to do with your time?

Drink heavily.

Sin_City_Superhero: Is this The Onion? It is, isn't it?

Well as the The Onion is headquartered in Madison, we must declare Wisconsin the rightful owner of mittenhood.
 
2011-12-08 01:43:36 PM
These are the things people from Michigan and Wisconsin fight over.

I have to drive 20 miles to see an independent film.

I'm having an emo day.

Michigan is cold.

/that is all
 
2011-12-08 01:44:14 PM
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Seriously Wisconsin? Get your gnarled up hands off our mittens!
 
2011-12-08 01:45:26 PM
funk_soul_bubby: Well as the The Onion is headquartered in Madison, we must declare Wisconsin the rightful owner of mittenhood.

Not recently.
 
2011-12-08 01:46:34 PM
Beluga Heights:
I have to drive 20 miles to see an independent film.


So what is it like still being on 56k?
 
2011-12-08 01:46:51 PM
Michigan, hands down.
 
2011-12-08 01:46:55 PM
Wisconsin is shaped like a mitten in much the same way that Montana looks like a peeping Tom staring down Idaho's shirt.
 
2011-12-08 01:46:55 PM
As far as I can tell, Michigan laid claim to this one long ago. Wisconsin should try harder for something original, I think.
 
2011-12-08 01:47:41 PM
Ohio, however, is the heart of it all!

www.columbusmuseum.org

/"get out of here, Pfom!!, you big loser"
 
2011-12-08 01:48:51 PM
West Virginia has something to say to both of them:
i614.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-08 01:49:00 PM
Do the states with panhandles fight over which state looks more like a pan? Do Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and New Mexico fight over which state is the most rectilinear?

Or are Wisconsin and Michigan fighting just because they like to say the word "mitten"? Because, let's face it, it's a fun word to say.
 
2011-12-08 01:49:10 PM
ha-ha-guy: Beluga Heights:
I have to drive 20 miles to see an independent film.


So what is it like still being on 56k?


Haha I meant new releases. And I won't steal movies I want to see.
 
2011-12-08 01:49:34 PM
Frank and Beans: Good thing Michigan isn't shaped like a butt, or people from MI would always be pointing at their arse and saying, "I'm from here." instead of using their hand.

If I-75 ran down the center of Ohio, Ohio could be the butt state.
 
2011-12-08 01:50:20 PM
my farts are very stinky today
 
2011-12-08 01:50:34 PM
michigan!
 
2011-12-08 01:51:24 PM
Beluga Heights: ha-ha-guy: Beluga Heights:
I have to drive 20 miles to see an independent film.


So what is it like still being on 56k?

Haha I meant new releases. And I won't steal movies I want to see.


You only steal movies you don't want to see?
 
2011-12-08 01:51:44 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Ohio, however, is the heart of it all!

[www.columbusmuseum.org image 570x432]

/"get out of here, Pfom!!, you big loser"


Haha, that's a good one.
Everyone knows Ohio just sucks.
 
2011-12-08 01:51:56 PM
FTMA:

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Mittens and sex work.
 
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