With Rebecca Black being lower than cancer, right?

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

If I had to choose between cancer and a Rick Perry presidency my only question would be, "What kind of cancer?"

The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Well at least I dont have alzheimers.

The sad thing is, as bad as he's doing in the presidential campaign he'll probably still win reelection as governor.

Thanks bunches, rural Jesus freaks.

I'd choose three things before I chose Rick Perry for president.

I'd choose treatable cancer, Mitt Romney, and... um... Oops!

RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Good thing so few Americans utilize that modern contraption, this is probably just the work of a few techno-hippies.

Cancer/Cornea paper cut 2012

RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

One day, you'll come to grip with the fact you are NOT the silent majority.

RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internetDuuuuuh herp derp-a-derp duuuuuuh buhhhhh. Color me shocked.

FTFY, Mongoloid

heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Tough call :/

Why is Rebecca Black hated by the internet? People posted her terrible music video everywhere (she didn't spam it) and then complained that her terrible music video was posted everywhere.

Imperialism: Why is Rebecca Black hated by the internet? People posted her terrible music video everywhere (she didn't spam it) and then complained that her terrible music video was posted everywhere.


Hey, that's how we roll. It's like the "War on Christmas". It doesn't exist, and talking about it like it does gets everybody upset, but by god we're going to talk about it...

RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Watch this (new window), then get back to us.

No seriously, it's pretty good.

Rick Parry is a born again and talks about God in every other sentence. I am guessing he is supported by the well over forty crowd.

Ron Paul is probably has the most Republican support on by 'internet users', whatever that means exactly. Even though it will never ever be accepted by those pulling the string in the gop.

/And who the fark wants to hire W 2.0. I would seriously rather see Jeb in that this smuck.

Imperialism: Why is Rebecca Black hated by the internet? People posted her terrible music video everywhere (she didn't spam it) and then complained that her terrible music video was posted everywhere.

Because the Internet often resembles a giant collective elementary school bully.

Imperialism: Why is Rebecca Black hated by the internet? People posted her terrible music video everywhere (she didn't spam it) and then complained that her terrible music video was posted everywhere.

Same reason the Internet hates Rick Astley, I guess. By the time it becomes a meme, all the "cool kids" are already on to something else.

/actually kinda like Never Gonna Give You Up
//hate the shiat out of Friday, but still like to subject friends to it now and then

heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Bad choice in my opinion. Malignant cancer will only ruin your life if chemo can't stop it. Rick Perry has the capacity to ruin everyone's life by launching nukes at Iran and Pakistan.

Corvus: RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Are you aware there are many Christians who are not bigoted assholes? They are not synonymous.

Can you point me out the bible verse where Jesus said homosexuality is wrong?
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This

HeartBurnKid: Imperialism: Why is Rebecca Black hated by the internet? People posted her terrible music video everywhere (she didn't spam it) and then complained that her terrible music video was posted everywhere.

Same reason the Internet hates Rick Astley, I guess. By the time it becomes a meme, all the "cool kids" are already on to something else.

/actually kinda like Never Gonna Give You Up
//hate the shiat out of Friday, but still like to subject friends to it now and then

F*ck that, I LOVE that song. I'm with you there, brother.
/NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
/NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

Xai: Corvus: RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Are you aware there are many Christians who are not bigoted assholes? They are not synonymous.

Can you point me out the bible verse where Jesus said homosexuality is wrong?
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Also, do we have to hold onto the opinions of people who thought that an almighty being needed animal sacrifices in order to stay pleased with us? How about we just, you know, evolve?

Serious Black: heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Bad choice in my opinion. Malignant cancer will only ruin your life if chemo can't stop it. Rick Perry has the capacity to ruin everyone's life by launching nukes at Iran and Pakistan.

Can you just imagine his environmental policies? "Forrest slashed and burned? Just pray and Jesus will make the trees grow back!" "Drinking water lethally contaminated with arsenic and mercury? Accept God into your life and drink up!"

So Tim Tebow > Rick Perry?

/did I just divide by zero?

God Is My Co-Pirate: heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Sure, but you'd have to think about it.

It depends on whether or not the cancer is curable. If it is, I'd rather have the cancer. If not, I'd rather deal with Rick Perry.

heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If it weren't for Chris Hansen and his damn liberal media imposing their values on you and keeping you apart...

meat0918: RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Watch this (new window), then get back to us.

No seriously, it's pretty good.

Penn fails at basic understanding. Carter had four years in a moderately media saturated age. Clinton had twice as long at the dawn of the mass internet/media age. Clinton also beat the religious gong a lot to deflect from Penisgate. Bush spent all his time in office trying to go on vacation and avoiding responsibilities like going to church.

/I still believe that Obama is a secret-athiest
//his church is a whackjob political church not fundie

Well reddit posted it then fark posted it.

We're pretty brutal against bigotry and moronicness.

StrangeQ: So Tim Tebow > Rick Perry?

/did I just divide by zero?

At least Tim is winning

monoski: StrangeQ: So Tim Tebow > Rick Perry?

/did I just divide by zero?

At least Tim is winning

Yeah, but it's not the last half of the fourth quarter yet, is it?

I always did like Canada.

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Hey, can you silly socialists say "ACORN"? Da Cool Coach thought ya could, ya jabronis! The funky fact of the matter is, this is another one of Obummer's Big Union tactics, getting a bunch of moochers to get onto the World Wide Web and post hateful comments and thumbs-down for the Perrynator's rockin' new ad! Whatever, ya clowns! Peep this: The Perrynator knows that Christianity is in peril with you secular socialists runnin' the show, and he's not afraid to admit it! Badoodle-boo-yeah! That takes some grapefruits, if ya feels me!

You clowns aren't gonna know what hits ya when ConservoMentum '12 unleashes a SPREAD of TRUTH. Urban out.

Sarah Palin's Conscience: I always did like Canada.

I'm starting to think about organizing a trade. We'll give you the middle of our country in exchange for the west coast and the North East.

padraig: RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

One day, you'll come to grip with the fact you are NOT the silent majority.

... or Christian.

Coach Urban Meyer: Trolly goodness

Whenever I see this guy, I immediately think this...

The sick part is that this ad is pretty tame compared to some of his other anti-gay rhetoric. Regardless, it's also a transparent ploy to get back in the race by appealing to social conservatives.

FerneJohn: The sick part is that this ad is pretty tame compared to some of his other anti-gay rhetoric. Regardless, it's also a transparent ploy to get back in the race by appealing to social conservatives.

Maybe he could do some quote mining from the Pokemon movie... pick up Herm's old supporters.

heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

At least you can punch Rick Perry, right?

Flappyhead: Serious Black: heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Bad choice in my opinion. Malignant cancer will only ruin your life if chemo can't stop it. Rick Perry has the capacity to ruin everyone's life by launching nukes at Iran and Pakistan.

Can you just imagine his environmental policies? "Forrest slashed and burned? Just pray and Jesus will make the trees grow back!" "Drinking water lethally contaminated with arsenic and mercury? Accept God into your life and drink up!"

We already saw part of it.

'Fires are destroying the state. First we'll pray to Jesus then I will gut the fire fighting budget while complaining that the government isnt helping and say how government helping you is dangerous.'

Coach Urban Meyer: Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Hey, can you silly socialists say "ACORN"? Da Cool Coach thought ya could, ya jabronis! The funky fact of the matter is, this is another one of Obummer's Big Union tactics, getting a bunch of moochers to get onto the World Wide Web and post hateful comments and thumbs-down for the Perrynator's rockin' new ad! Whatever, ya clowns! Peep this: The Perrynator knows that Christianity is in peril with you secular socialists runnin' the show, and he's not afraid to admit it! Badoodle-boo-yeah! That takes some grapefruits, if ya feels me!

You clowns aren't gonna know what hits ya when ConservoMentum '12 unleashes a SPREAD of TRUTH. Urban out.

RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Could you translate this into something resembling English please? Goddamn, the trolls are getting worse by the week here.