Baggy-T?

Done. This tea is done.

Sounds about right.

Rap isn't music. That goes double for "Tea Party rap".

Nabb1: A little background on Mr. Guirard: He was a personal injury lawyer in New Orleans specializing in auto accident claims. He had ads touting "the E Guarantee" and that's how their receptionist answered the phone. It turned out he was letting his paralegals negotiate settlements with insurance adjusters on some claims, which is more or less unauthorized practice of law. He got full-blown disbarred. Not a suspension, but disbarred.

I like how the guy responds to that in the interview. He was disbarred for a 'business model' in his mind.

He's in good company. Here's another lawyer turned rapper:

Cant touch MC Rove.

Ok. I know this guy is a late comer but I say album of the year.
Phat rhymes, big booty beats. Direct rip off of the '85 bears. Family Style Restaurant backgrounds. Dude has it all in that video.

I'm still trying to reconcile this guy being a Teabagger *and* a Plaintiff's P.I. lawyer.

In most cases, those are mutually exclusive groups.

He's no Denny Blaze.

Here we go: Tea Party Anthem

He and Orly should really get together.

Facebook page for his album. Looks like anyone can comment on it. Which is what I'm about to do.

cvrettos: I'm still trying to reconcile this guy being a Teabagger *and* a Plaintiff's P.I. lawyer.

In most cases, those are mutually exclusive groups.

Oh, I don't know.

While I'm not generally hostile toward plaintiffs' PI lawyers, some substantial minority of them are not really committed to their cause but instead are merely unscrupulous, money-grubbing bottom feeders. And, while I am not generally empathetic toward teabaggers, some substantial minority of them are not really committed to their cause but instead are merely unscrupulous, money-grubbing bottom feeders.

This guy occupies the place on the Venn diagram that is simultaneously occupied by the worst the legal profession, and the best the Tea Party, have to offer.

He's like John Cena + 30 years

I like how he samples/is inspired by the same song that Trump uses for the Apprentice.

Oh... my... God. Could you BE any whiter?

He's not good... there's no question. But he's not even close to as bad as I thought he'd be.

There is a part of me that imagines an old couple cruising down the road in one of those big land-boats that US car companies made in the 70s and 80s... bopping their heads to the Tea Party Anthem.

gilgigamesh: I am shocked to discover that a 53 year old white republican lawyer has no idea what rap is. This is my shocked face.

To be fair, the earliest songs I can think of that can really be called a 'rap' are Irish jigs, so at one point white people had a pretty good grasp on the form. Albeit very poor white people, not the sort that could afford the education to become lawyers.

//And now a bunch of damned Irish reels are stuck in my head, thanks, internet.

Jim_Callahan: gilgigamesh: I am shocked to discover that a 53 year old white republican lawyer has no idea what rap is. This is my shocked face.

To be fair, the earliest songs I can think of that can really be called a 'rap' are Irish jigs, so at one point white people had a pretty good grasp on the form. Albeit very poor white people, not the sort that could afford the education to become lawyers.

//And now a bunch of damned Irish reels are stuck in my head, thanks, internet.

We'll drink a drink a drink, to Lily the pink the pink the pink
The saviour of the human ra-ay-ay-ace
She invented medicinal compounds, most effecacious in every case

/One of my favorite old, Irish tunes

epoc_tnac: Here we go: Tea Party Anthem

wow.... I mean just wow...

There has to be some error here

Rap is not music

// Carry on

That's it. I'm not doing the rap. No! I'm NOT!

CujoQuarrel: There has to be some error here

Rap is not music

// Carry on

Stop the hate. Dehyphenate.

PI lawyer and teabagger?

Wow.

Whiter than Paris Hilton's spooge-towel.

Popular rap music is little more than mindless money and gun worshipping. I'm surprised more Tea Party types don't love it.

When I say [in the song], "You should err on the side of life" - to "err" means to...fudge in that direction. Since we don't know, and we may never know...I mean, you don't want to end up going before the pearly gates and God says, "Well, you know, that was kinda murder..."

Interesting. I wonder if he holds the same enlightened position on the death penalty?

Pocket Ninja: Buy it now!

http://www.amazon.com/Tea-Party-Anthem-Conservative-American/dp/B005X T 5FEY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323365060&sr=8-2

Actually, just listen to the previews.

Is he using samples from Edwin Starr's "War" in a PRO-war song?!

mediaho: http://www.amazon.com/Tea-Party-Anthem-Conservative-American/dp/B005X T 5FEY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323365060&sr=8-2

That sample seems to be beyond the limits of fair use, unless he's planning on calling his version a parody I guess.

You could feed these TP jerkoffs a pile of shiat if you told them it was anti-Obama pills.

antidisestablishmentarianism: epoc_tnac: Facebook page for his album. Looks like anyone can comment on it. Which is what I'm about to do.

F*cking comments, how do they work?

They work like this:

epoc_tnac: Cool album man! Can we see you at the gathering of the juggalos next year?

epoc_tnac: Here we go: Tea Party Anthem

Tea Party Rock Anthem?