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2011-12-08 11:33:12 AM
Who's on first?
 
2011-12-08 12:21:56 PM
Mentat: Who's in first?
 
2011-12-08 12:43:21 PM
He'll probably get assraped for sending that picture of his genitalia also.
 
2011-12-08 02:41:47 PM
Dammit this is a perfect candidate for a . Caught sayof headline!
 
2011-12-08 02:41:48 PM
Um.....was that wrong?
 
2011-12-08 02:44:56 PM
Late entry for headline of the year?
 
2011-12-08 02:45:23 PM
College baseball coach who sent teenage girl a pic of his bat and balls expected to play catcher for a while

PWNED!
 
2011-12-08 02:45:25 PM
He has sent his resume to Penn State.
 
2011-12-08 02:45:37 PM
this thread is perfectly fine without pictures!
 
2011-12-08 02:48:22 PM
I'm not a fan of the term "teenage" for these things, since 18 and 19 are also in the teens and it wouldn't be an issue.
 
2011-12-08 02:50:56 PM
If she is 14 and in Florida then she has seen a wagon load of penis in her lifetime.
 
2011-12-08 02:52:58 PM
IAmRight: I'm not a fan of the term "teenage" for these things, since 18 and 19 are also in the teens and it wouldn't be an issue.

I've always wondered: Why is it that we consider an 18 y/o an adult? Why not round it up to 20? I'm sure the reason goes back a long time, some sort of traditional, religious, political explanation, etc.
 
2011-12-08 02:53:09 PM
Man, this is HOTY worthy right here. Maybe next year?
 
2011-12-08 02:53:25 PM
angry_scientist: Dammit this is a perfect candidate for a . Caught sayof headline!

thank goodness it wasn't used I cannot express proper loathing for that meme. It is unfunny, this one on the other hand is a well crafted double entendre, cheers submitter.
 
2011-12-08 02:56:06 PM
gweilo8888: Late entry for headline of the year?

I'd vote for this.
 
2011-12-08 02:56:53 PM
PING
 
2011-12-08 02:57:35 PM
A teenage girl asking for a dick pic should be the first sign that it's a trap.
 
2011-12-08 02:58:36 PM
Mentat: Who's on first?

I don't know -- Pearl Necklace?
 
2011-12-08 02:59:14 PM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: I've always wondered: Why is it that we consider an 18 y/o an adult? Why not round it up to 20? I'm sure the reason goes back a long time, some sort of traditional, religious, political explanation, etc.

I'm not sure. It just keeps getting pushed up and up, though. Hell, in the '60s the age of consent was 16 (hence Sweet Little Sixteen, Sixteen Candles, etc).

Now listening to those songs with today's age as a measuring stick, it seems like all those people should've been locked up.

Soon enough I'm sure people will try to have it moved to 21, aligning it with liquor...because clearly that causes people not to drink.

/it is nice to have bars because at least if you met a chick at a bar, you have a solid case that at least one other person thought she was well over 18
 
2011-12-08 02:59:22 PM
gweilo8888: Late entry for headline of the year?

I'd hit it... I mean vote for it.

+1 interwebs subby
 
2011-12-08 02:59:52 PM
People still use chat rooms?
 
2011-12-08 03:00:48 PM
Jesus. Does all reason leave one's mind when he gets a kink for some young stuff? Ok, guys, let's go over this one more time. If she's 14 years old and flirting you up in a chat room, she's a cop. Questions?
 
2011-12-08 03:01:40 PM
My real name is Gerry Sanduski. Am I farked?
 
2011-12-08 03:02:27 PM
This is fantastic subby. Out yourself and take a bow.
 
2011-12-08 03:05:52 PM
artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-08 03:06:38 PM
Awesome headline. So, is this going to go down as the Year of the Coach?
 
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2011-12-08 03:09:52 PM
Mentat: Who's on first fist ?

why she is of course
 
2011-12-08 03:14:01 PM
Mmmm_Hogfat: Awesome headline. So, is this going to go down as the Year of the Coach?

Maybe, but we can be sure that there are some coaches who will be going down for the next several years.
 
2011-12-08 03:14:50 PM
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: A teenage girl asking for a dick pic should be the first sign that it's a trap.

This
 
2011-12-08 03:15:55 PM
I miss chat rooms. No easier way to score women than on MSN chat or Talk City. Now all I meet is porn bots in Yahoo chat.
 
2011-12-08 03:16:15 PM
I mean, the headline is nice and concise and all, but really, HOTY stuff? Catcher comments are in every single prison thread. I was unaware that the sports tab was THAT much funnier than the rest of this site.
 
2011-12-08 03:18:39 PM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: IAmRight: I'm not a fan of the term "teenage" for these things, since 18 and 19 are also in the teens and it wouldn't be an issue.

I've always wondered: Why is it that we consider an 18 y/o an adult? Why not round it up to 20? I'm sure the reason goes back a long time, some sort of traditional, religious, political explanation, etc.


The age of majority (which differs form the age of consent), when one is legally considered to be an adult, has been around 18 -20 for a long time (at least back to the days of America being an English colony) and is very widespread through Europe, Africa, and Asia. I'm not sure what the history of it is, but honestly I think that it is reasonable age to assume someone can start to deal with their own shiat.

Age of consent is another issue, and given how rapidly one emotionally grows as a teen, 16/17 I am o.k. with. 14 I am not. I am sure such mythical creatures exist somewhere, but I know of very few 14 year olds who are ready to deal with the physical and emotional responsibility of having sex.
 
2011-12-08 03:21:08 PM
ThisNameSux: I miss chat rooms. No easier way to score women than on MSN chat or Talk City. Now all I meet is porn bots in Yahoo chat.

since I never entered a chatroom for anything other than backgammon, I have to admit... not sure if serious.

/ or, more appropriately, not sure how you define "score women"
 
2011-12-08 03:23:25 PM
GT_bike: angry_scientist: Dammit this is a perfect candidate for a . Caught sayof headline!

thank goodness it wasn't used I cannot express proper loathing for that meme. It is unfunny, this one on the other hand is a well crafted double entendre, cheers submitter.


As a meme it sucks, but that original thread was glorious. All copies are a lame attempt to recapture the magic.
 
2011-12-08 03:26:07 PM
KiplingKat872: but I know of very few 14 year olds who are ready to deal with the physical and emotional responsibility of having sex.

Though centuries ago, 14-year-olds would be mothers twice over by then.

/which seems really really gross but I guess if you die by your 40s-50s it would probably make sense.
 
2011-12-08 03:26:10 PM
Why do men see the need to send such pictures? Do we think women are somehow turned on by them? Do we expect women to just want to latch on when they see a picture of the average set? I may have low self esteem, but I just don't think a picture of my wedding tackle would make the ladies' legs open.
 
2011-12-08 03:29:48 PM
pute kisses like a man: since I never entered a chatroom for anything other than backgammon, I have to admit... not sure if serious.

/ or, more appropriately, not sure how you define "score women"



Back in the late 90's early 00's, chat rooms were all the rage. By score women, I'm talking about talking to them online and later banging them. A lot of people found serious relationships through them and many more found fark buddies. Finding a one night stand via a chat room was way easier than it ever was at the bar.
 
2011-12-08 03:30:52 PM
subtle brilliance, Subby.
 
2011-12-08 03:38:08 PM
IAmRight: KiplingKat872: but I know of very few 14 year olds who are ready to deal with the physical and emotional responsibility of having sex.

Though centuries ago, 14-year-olds would be mothers twice over by then.

/which seems really really gross but I guess if you die by your 40s-50s it would probably make sense.


True, but then centuries ago, kids were looked at and treated as mini-adults who contributed to the household pretty much as soon as they were large enough to lift a bucket. The entire concept of childhood is more of an 19th century thing.

And I do not think it is a bad thing to avoid pregnancy as soon as menarche hits or putting 9 years olds to work in factories or in the army as drummer boys.

But that is the trade off: You don't get to be coddled and protected for 18 years and expect to be able to have the emotional maturity to handle physical intimacy.

Christ, I deal with 18-20 year old students that break into tears in my office because they couldn't work out their class schedules/register on time and maybe have to put off getting the classes they need to graduate. And these people are supposedly ready to handle adult relationships?
 
2011-12-08 03:41:35 PM
KulkulkanX: Why do men see the need to send such pictures? Do we think women are somehow turned on by them? Do we expect women to just want to latch on when they see a picture of the average set? I may have low self esteem, but I just don't think a picture of my wedding tackle would make the ladies' legs open.

Wedding tackle. I love it! Remember that some men are phallic-centered. Their penis defines them in their minds. They are in love with it and just assume everyone else will be too. Very few women are turned on by a dick pic. They aren't as visual as we are. But they do have good imaginations and would probably get more turned on by a well worded description of the equipment and just how you plan to use it.
 
2011-12-08 03:45:30 PM
JackieRabbit: But they do have good imaginations and would probably get more turned on by a well worded description of the equipment and just how you plan to use it.

This. Why do you think Bares and Noble have entire pastel shelves of bodice-ripper books?
 
2011-12-08 03:50:19 PM
you are all overlooking that this may be a case of TRUE LOVE.

let go of your hate people
 
2011-12-08 03:54:01 PM
JackieRabbit: KulkulkanX: Why do men see the need to send such pictures? Do we think women are somehow turned on by them? Do we expect women to just want to latch on when they see a picture of the average set? I may have low self esteem, but I just don't think a picture of my wedding tackle would make the ladies' legs open.

Wedding tackle. I love it! Remember that some men are phallic-centered. Their penis defines them in their minds. They are in love with it and just assume everyone else will be too. Very few women are turned on by a dick pic. They aren't as visual as we are. But they do have good imaginations and would probably get more turned on by a well worded description of the equipment and just how you plan to use it.


Yes, that really works wonders. Go on....
 
2011-12-08 03:54:16 PM
IAmRight: I mean, the headline is nice and concise and all, but really, HOTY stuff? Catcher comments are in every single prison thread. I was unaware that the sports tab was THAT much funnier than the rest of this site.

Translation: I didn't submit this article, but even if I did it wouldn't have had a better headline.
 
2011-12-08 04:08:14 PM
ThisNameSux: pute kisses like a man: since I never entered a chatroom for anything other than backgammon, I have to admit... not sure if serious.

/ or, more appropriately, not sure how you define "score women"


Back in the late 90's early 00's, chat rooms were all the rage. By score women, I'm talking about talking to them online and later banging them. A lot of people found serious relationships through them and many more found fark buddies. Finding a one night stand via a chat room was way easier than it ever was at the bar.


I can confirm every claim here is true.

/Late 90s AOL chatrooms were a goldmine of slutty women.
 
2011-12-08 04:11:31 PM
Dexterman: Translation: I didn't submit this article, but even if I did it wouldn't have had a better headline.

I'm not saying it would've been better - I'm just saying the fawning seems a bit excessive.
 
2011-12-08 04:15:53 PM
tricycleracer:
/Late 90s AOL chatrooms were a goldmine of slutty women.



Amen.
 
2011-12-08 04:29:20 PM
tricycleracer: ThisNameSux: pute kisses like a man: since I never entered a chatroom for anything other than backgammon, I have to admit... not sure if serious.

/ or, more appropriately, not sure how you define "score women"


Back in the late 90's early 00's, chat rooms were all the rage. By score women, I'm talking about talking to them online and later banging them. A lot of people found serious relationships through them and many more found fark buddies. Finding a one night stand via a chat room was way easier than it ever was at the bar.

I can confirm every claim here is true.

/Late 90s AOL chatrooms were a goldmine of slutty women.


well, I'm glad I asked... now I just have to build a time machine... or get on craigslist (no, I don't think I'll get on craigslist, that's very scary)

I never got involved because I had just assumed (erroneously) that everyone claiming to be female was a guy and no one ever met up with anyone.

I never would have met anyone anyways, I hate arranging to meet strangers from the internet. I'm terrified of the prospect. I much prefer to meet complete strangers at bars by instigating or having conversation instigated ex nihilo
 
2011-12-08 05:19:51 PM
Just remember to text "You may say you're a hot 14yo girl but I know in my heart of hearts you're a fat, middle-aged cop. But that's OK." and always carry a six-pack, a deck of cards and an NFL highlights DVD (no flowers and condoms) to the meet. Then let them try to press charges.

/not that I've tried it, but I hear it works.
 
2011-12-08 05:26:27 PM
pute kisses like a man: tricycleracer: ThisNameSux: pute kisses like a man: since I never entered a chatroom for anything other than backgammon, I have to admit... not sure if serious.

/ or, more appropriately, not sure how you define "score women"


Back in the late 90's early 00's, chat rooms were all the rage. By score women, I'm talking about talking to them online and later banging them. A lot of people found serious relationships through them and many more found fark buddies. Finding a one night stand via a chat room was way easier than it ever was at the bar.

I can confirm every claim here is true.

/Late 90s AOL chatrooms were a goldmine of slutty women.

well, I'm glad I asked... now I just have to build a time machine... or get on craigslist (no, I don't think I'll get on craigslist, that's very scary)

I never got involved because I had just assumed (erroneously) that everyone claiming to be female was a guy and no one ever met up with anyone.

I never would have met anyone anyways, I hate arranging to meet strangers from the internet. I'm terrified of the prospect. I much prefer to meet complete strangers at bars by instigating or having conversation instigated ex nihilo


The trick was that the room would be for locals in your area... like "Chillin South Philly" so they would all be locals. And after a few weeks flirting and ragging on each other, people got friendly. Then someone would just say, "Hey, Sat night at midnight... Let's all go to Marsbar on 5th". Everyone would show up. After that first night, everyone got even friendlier, and the chatroom got more raucous. And the ratio of hotties to non-hotties was 1-1.., but still a better radio than average bar scene. Mostly because in the mid-90s, not everyone in the world had a computer; so most were smart, educated, well-read, young, and it wasn't rampant with pedos looking for kids.

it's the only time a clique of friends i was in included in consisted of such odd pairings of friends: a child pediatrician, an exterminator, a musician, a nurse, a student, a lobbyist, a record store employee (what's THAT?), a waitress, a high school teacher, a pilot, a computer tech, a lawyer or 3, a radio dj, a psychologist, etc etc.

/never dated a finer group of women..one right after the other.
//old
///looking on craigslist for timemachines
 
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