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(Burlington Free Press) Spiffy Not news: armed robbery. News: caught on security camera. Fark: world's first "photobong" (w/ pic)   (burlingtonfreepress.com) divider line 33
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vudukungfu
2011-12-08 10:39:05 AM
Saint Albans.
Paton Saint of unwed teen mothers.
 
Soiled Underwear
2011-12-08 10:53:23 AM
Acrylic sucks
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-12-08 10:53:34 AM
So that's where I left it......

\now where'd I put my car keys?
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-12-08 10:56:04 AM
is described as between 5 feet 8 inches and 6 feet tall

That'll narrow it down.
 
zenferret
2011-12-08 10:57:02 AM
Acrylic sucks, but stoned people drop glass.
 
TheGogmagog
2011-12-08 10:57:05 AM
That is pretty funny, no comments on the site yet?
 
Bartman66
2011-12-08 10:57:50 AM
Looks more like a big "Steamroller" than a bong?
 
OldManDownDRoad [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 11:01:27 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: So that's where I left it......

\now where'd I put my car keys?

I've got your keys - you seen my glasses?

/who's driving?
 
MythDragon
2011-12-08 11:03:09 AM
FTA: The suspect, who brandished a gun Glock during the robbery...
(fixed!)

Someone actualy uses a Glock and a journalist doesn't jump all over that shiat? What's the world coming to?
 
vudukungfu
2011-12-08 11:08:59 AM
MythDragon: Someone actualy uses a Glock and a journalist doesn't jump all over that shiat? What's the world coming to?

I live in that county. Little old ladies have Glocks up here.
 
jagarr
2011-12-08 11:14:05 AM
when you see it, you'll hit sticks.

/and seeds niqqa cuz dat all u can get LOLO
 
suburbanguy
2011-12-08 11:26:18 AM
Page won't load on mobile. Pics?
 
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party
2011-12-08 11:36:48 AM
HotWingConspiracy: is described as between 5 feet 8 inches and 6 feet tall

That'll narrow it down.

Would it help if they stated he was African American, and wearing dark pants and a dark sweatshirt?

/That usually narrows it down for me.
 
Carlip
2011-12-08 11:40:31 AM
I have that same security system at home, it caught some idiot slashing my tires once. Thanks Defender!
 
EdVenture
2011-12-08 11:41:59 AM
Just because

img.photobucket.com
 
wumperton
2011-12-08 11:49:59 AM
Looks more like a steamroller to me. Just sayin'.
 
chewd
2011-12-08 11:55:52 AM
Yea, thats not a bong.
 
fruitloop
2011-12-08 12:13:06 PM
That's not what I was expecting a photobong to be.

i171.photobucket.com
 
Isitoveryet
2011-12-08 12:23:25 PM
yes as mentioned a steamroller but the end is bent. weird.
cdn100.iofferphoto.com
 
TsuDohNim
2011-12-08 12:30:38 PM
Yep, it's a steam roller, but I'm guessing it's a steam roller gas mask. See the curvature of the acrylic on the right? I would bet you dollars to donuts that out of the picture frame is a gas mask. Retail about $35. I've sold a few of those in my time.
 
Rich Cream
2011-12-08 12:37:09 PM
Wouldn't the bend allow people to sit next to each other rather than opposed?

/you kids and your new toys, get a paper towel tube and then get off my lawn.
 
Rich Cream
2011-12-08 12:39:13 PM
oh, wait, it isn't for two people? it is a cardboard tube glorified?

ok then, carry on

/needs to go market cardboard tubes
 
Stabone33
2011-12-08 12:48:00 PM
New photoshop meme, anyone?
 
StrangeQ
2011-12-08 12:48:22 PM
Isitoveryet: yes as mentioned a steamroller but the end is bent. weird.
[cdn100.iofferphoto.com image 582x252]

Wasn't there a movie where someone picked up something like that and held it to his face while acting like it was a bong and then it turned out to be some sort of enema device?
 
Incredulous [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 01:02:28 PM
HotWingConspiracy: is described as between 5 feet 8 inches and 6 feet tall

That'll narrow it down.


The actual newspaper article also described the robber as white, which narrows it down even more, with Vermont being only 95.5% white.
 
Psycho Zombie Monkey
2011-12-08 01:51:27 PM
zenferret: Acrylic sucks, but stoned people drop glass.

Yup...I no longer buy glass bongs as I have broken about $500 worth of them in the last 5 years.

Broken bongs make me cry...mostly due to the smell because I suck at cleaning the water and it becomes viscous and black
 
bikerbob59
2011-12-08 01:55:10 PM
Rich Cream: Wouldn't the bend allow people to sit next to each other rather than opposed?

/you kids and your new toys, get a paper towel tube and then get off my lawn.

A pop can works in a pinch also.
 
OldManDownDRoad [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 01:59:54 PM
bikerbob59: Rich Cream: Wouldn't the bend allow people to sit next to each other rather than opposed?

/you kids and your new toys, get a paper towel tube and then get off my lawn.

A pop can works in a pinch also.

www.celebrific.com
 
KingKauff [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 02:35:27 PM
Subby, you're supposed to use the term "water pipe". I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-08 03:10:15 PM
TsuDohNim: Yep, it's a steam roller, but I'm guessing it's a steam roller gas mask. See the curvature of the acrylic on the right? I would bet you dollars to donuts that out of the picture frame is a gas mask. Retail about $35. I've sold smoked out of a few of those in my time.


FTFY
 
Sweaty Dynamite
2011-12-08 04:45:11 PM
Hmmm, thinks to actually put on gloves, dumb enough to wear a pretty distinctive tacti-cool backpack that he won't want to dump and probably uses his own glock that is registered to him somewhere. I say find the nearest mall security guard that wears his pants bloused over combat boots and you'll have your man.
 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2011-12-08 06:22:43 PM
I'd say it looks more like a Swedish penis pump, but that's not my bag, baby.
 
iq_in_binary [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 11:52:35 PM
Wore a mask, wore gloves, covered up pretty much any skin that could give away identifying marks and carried what looks like an empty backpack that he could ditch to throw people off his trail. I can't tell if it's marpat or digicam but something tells me this kid is ex military or got some schwag from some recruiters.

Either way, I think he'll pop up again.
 
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