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(CBS Baltimore)		Two female Baltimore City Mounted Unit police officers are on leave after allegedly mounting each other in public (baltimore.cbslocal.com)		128
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dennysgod

2011-12-08 10:34:51 AM

Pics or it didn't happen

Moonraper

2011-12-08 10:35:09 AM

Two female officers?

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Mayhem of the Black Underclass

2011-12-08 10:35:29 AM

giggity

Thelyphthoric

2011-12-08 10:35:35 AM

So they were allegedly in public, but were they in uniform?

/cuz that would make it allegedly hotter

Cletus C.

2011-12-08 10:36:34 AM

Police say releasing more details could compromise their investigation. When asked why, they said they didn't want reporters asking questions at the location where it happened.

The hell with the investigation. Details.

Questions at the location where it happened?

Homer_J_Fong

2011-12-08 10:36:56 AM

Cop pron

monoski

2011-12-08 10:37:57 AM

Thelyphthoric: So they were allegedly in public, but were they in uniform?

/cuz that would make it allegedly hotter

But then you factor in that it was Baltimore and the possibility of hot goes WAY down

StewPie

2011-12-08 10:38:03 AM

Give it up for Charm City. I hope they used a little Old Bay seasoning to spice things up...

StoPPeRmobile

2011-12-08 10:38:11 AM

I wonder who will be the Debbie Downer and post pics.

madcan34

2011-12-08 10:38:17 AM

"So should we publish pictures of the officers?"

"Nah, just show them pictures of their horses. They'll understand it's something anyone really wants to see anyway"

/Real life mounted police lesbians != sexy fantasy porn lesbians

david1963

2011-12-08 10:38:21 AM

Thelyphthoric: So they were allegedly in public, but were they in uniform?

/cuz that would make it allegedly hotter

But they can't wear stiletto heels in the horse patrol, can they?

Sin_City_Superhero

2011-12-08 10:39:10 AM

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me...

H31N0US

2011-12-08 10:39:21 AM

I went to Baltimore once. Once.

wambu

2011-12-08 10:40:54 AM

Police say releasing more details could compromise their investigation. When asked why, they said they didn't want reporters asking questions at the location where it happened.

Streisand Effect in 3 . . . 2 . . .

elev8meL8r

2011-12-08 10:41:42 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Dear Penthorse,

fixed that for mounties

airsupport

2011-12-08 10:41:44 AM

I have the right to remain aroused.

signaljammer

2011-12-08 10:42:41 AM

I blame the horses.

Marine1

2011-12-08 10:43:03 AM

madcan34: "So should we publish pictures of the officers?"

"Nah, just show them pictures of their horses. They'll understand it's something anyone really wants to see anyway"

/Real life mounted police lesbians != sexy fantasy porn lesbians

Hey. I've got an idea. Let's ruin the freaking fantasy for everyone. Yeah, that will make people like you.

/jerk doodie head

Jake Havechek

2011-12-08 10:43:31 AM

Pics! Details! Was it 69? Finger banging?

Prof. Frink

2011-12-08 10:44:44 AM

H31N0US: I went to Baltimore once. Once.

Admit it...if this were what you had seen there, you'd go back.

This plus the grand prix ~~debacle~~successful event, all part of the public relations/tourism office promotion.

elev8meL8r

2011-12-08 10:45:13 AM

Homer_J_Fong: Cop pron

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fappity

colon_pow

2011-12-08 10:45:50 AM

I'm sorry, I'm going to needs lots more details, pics, etc...

Thelyphthoric

2011-12-08 10:49:05 AM

monoski: Thelyphthoric: So they were allegedly in public, but were they in uniform?

/cuz that would make it allegedly hotter

But then you factor in that it was Baltimore and the possibility of hot goes WAY down

Well I *did* say "allegedly"...

zqdime

2011-12-08 10:49:17 AM

The video showed two members of the mounted patrol and they both looked alot like Sarah Jessica Parker.

fireclown

2011-12-08 10:49:32 AM

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i iiit. This is Baltimore, gentlemen!

error 303

2011-12-08 10:50:01 AM

signaljammer: I blame the horses.

You leave Sarah Jessica Parker out of this.

meerkat

2011-12-08 10:51:27 AM

Giddy up and hi-yo sappho!

garon43

2011-12-08 10:51:31 AM

I'm willing to bet that neither of them look like this.

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Thelyphthoric

2011-12-08 10:55:51 AM

david1963: Thelyphthoric: So they were allegedly in public, but were they in uniform?

/cuz that would make it allegedly hotter

But they can't wear stiletto heels in the horse patrol, can they?

No need for high heels considering the use of riding crops.

Prof. Frink

2011-12-08 10:55:52 AM

garon43: I'm willing to bet that neither of them look like this.

[t1.ftcdn.net image 252x400]

Please send more samples of this data-point so I can more reliably recognize and verify if they are not like this.

texdent

2011-12-08 10:56:29 AM

I bet they didn't look like this either
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CmndrFish

2011-12-08 10:56:30 AM

Approves.

/better not be too obscure

DROxINxTHExWIND

2011-12-08 10:58:07 AM

Why aren't the folks posting pics of "The Wire" posting pics of the LESBIAN OFFICER who was on the show? Seems more relevant.

/I am disappoint

ShamanGator

2011-12-08 10:58:27 AM

I'm willing to bet that neither of them look like this.

I'd bet your right. But we do need more pictures of her to be sure.

6655321

2011-12-08 10:58:55 AM

John Waters is interested in the film rights. Two Divine look-a-likes as members of the Baltimore Police Department Horse Unit. Then things get weird.

ranev700

2011-12-08 10:59:11 AM

mongbiohazard

2011-12-08 11:01:28 AM

I'm curious as to what actually happened. Were they getting freaky... or did some neighborhood ninny just see one slap the other on the ass or something?

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.

2011-12-08 11:03:18 AM

natas6.0

2011-12-08 11:06:40 AM

Went to a great bdsm club in B-more friday,
but I guarantee there was only one cop there.
I've worked around a great many female officers, about 99.8% would absolutely murder the fantasy
eye bleach, the goggles do nothing etc

Emposter

2011-12-08 11:08:32 AM

FTFA Police say releasing more details could compromise their investigation. When asked why, they said they didn't want reporters asking questions at the location where it happened.

Or, they didn't want reporters and public ripping them to shreds for probably revealing the investigation as total bullshiat.

You know, one or the other.

MythDragon

2011-12-08 11:08:46 AM

/Lesbians and Furry! Two great tastes...

Bonus pic:

img186.imageshack.us

wambu

2011-12-08 11:10:41 AM

mongbiohazard: I'm curious as to what actually happened. Were they getting freaky... or did some neighborhood ninny just see one slap the other on the ass or something?

Given that they are keeping so very mum about it, my guess would involve some horse penis involvement.

/you were thinking it too

JayR30

2011-12-08 11:13:53 AM

I was far more interested in this...

Although their declaration that women who are built like women are full figured is terrifying.

Well except (from the pictorial):
Queen Latifah
Adele
Melissa something or another (maybe McCarthy)

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/photo-galleries/2011/10/12/full-figured - celebs/

Leeds

2011-12-08 11:14:31 AM

wambu: mongbiohazard: I'm curious as to what actually happened. Were they getting freaky... or did some neighborhood ninny just see one slap the other on the ass or something?

Given that they are keeping so very mum about it, my guess would involve some horse penis involvement.

/you were thinking it too

Yeah, I was also thinking that.

Two pigs, one horse.

JackieRabbit

2011-12-08 11:14:59 AM

Lesb-on-lesb action may be all "OMFG thatz hawt!" in make-believe porn films, but in reality, it usually isn't anything you want to see.

nervoust

2011-12-08 11:16:17 AM

Approves

madcan34

2011-12-08 11:17:05 AM

Marine1: madcan34: "So should we publish pictures of the officers?"

"Nah, just show them pictures of their horses. They'll understand it's something anyone really wants to see anyway"

/Real life mounted police lesbians != sexy fantasy porn lesbians

Hey. I've got an idea. Let's ruin the freaking fantasy for everyone. Yeah, that will make people like you.

/jerk doodie head

I refuse to ignore the ever growing reallifemountedpolicelesibianofile demographic

h3cubus

2011-12-08 11:18:37 AM

PsiChi

2011-12-08 11:19:51 AM

Jake Havechek

2011-12-08 11:22:29 AM

JackieRabbit: Lesb-on-lesb action may be all "OMFG thatz hawt!" in make-believe porn films, but in reality, it usually isn't anything you want to see.

Flannel shirts, strap-ons, mustaches, sideburns.

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