An orchard wouldn't be a bad place to start looking. Watch for freshly disturbed dirt.

Neopolitan crime boss captured. No word on the whereabouts of the Capo di Tutti Frutti

Oh Marone a mi, Rudy!

What ever happened to Spumoni? Seriously, I can't find it in any grocery store anymore.

ytterbium: What ever happened to Spumoni? Seriously, I can't find it in any grocery store anymore.

Depends on where you live. Large Italian population, there's gonna be spumoni. The supermarket I work for carries it. Hell, we have a private-label version of it.

Greetings, Mister a-Freakstorm. It has come to my attention that you are enjoying some ice-a-cream with-a the stratified layers. Do you enjoy taking money from my-a pocket Mister a-Freakstorm? Do you want me to-a deny-a my children their a-daily bread? The types, which you are, Mister a-Freakstorm, make me sad. For I am just-a honest businessman a-trying to make-a my way through this thinga we a-call life. It a makesa me sad that I work and I work and then the people that you are makea the ice-a-cream with the stratified layers of Vanilla, Straw-a-berry and, of coursa Chocolata and deny my my-a due.

Oh. I see you-a maka the ice-a-cream with the stratified layers of Chocolata Mint, Bubble the Gum and Vanilla from a-France. My apologies, Mister a-Freakstorm. We have no complaint with-a you, good sir. Please to excuse us and we apologize for a-smashing your equip-a-ment and a-killing your a-family.

Good day to you, sir.

traylor: THIS IS THE POLICE! FREEZE!

New keyboard, monitor, you know the drill.

McManus_brothers: ytterbium: What ever happened to Spumoni? Seriously, I can't find it in any grocery store anymore.

Depends on where you live. Large Italian population, there's gonna be spumoni. The supermarket I work for carries it. Hell, we have a private-label version of it.

Derp. I moved from Chicago to a small, Midwestern, very WASPy city where when I say my Italian last name, I get blank stares. It doesn't help when my husband tells people he's in waste management in a thick city accent (he does e-waste recycling, so it's kind of true).

Of course we don't have spumoni here.

He's the scumoni of the earth.

Poor bastard. They are tough on Mafia felons in Italian prisons. He's got a Rocky Road ahead of him.

MadMonk: Tutti farking Fruity.

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Was just about to post that exact image... I can now leave this thread satisfied... albeit hungry.

ytterbium: McManus_brothers: ytterbium: What ever happened to Spumoni? Seriously, I can't find it in any grocery store anymore.

Depends on where you live. Large Italian population, there's gonna be spumoni. The supermarket I work for carries it. Hell, we have a private-label version of it.

Derp. I moved from Chicago to a small, Midwestern, very WASPy city where when I say my Italian last name, I get blank stares. It doesn't help when my husband tells people he's in waste management in a thick city accent (he does e-waste recycling, so it's kind of true).

Of course we don't have spumoni here.

Yeah, that makes sense. The Midwest...where Olive Garden is fine Italian dining :P

The Italian folks that live down here (South Florida) buy spumoni like crazy. I think it's kinda meh, myself, but then again I'm Irish.