In the Hills, the Cities.

OK. Bouncing boobs for earbuds is something I'd be interested in.

The Yattering: In the Hills, the Cities.

my very thoughts when I saw the commercial. It made me miss my departed pet iguana, Popolec.

/he was huge, unthinking, destructive, and mad.

Ok, I don't care who you are....the Zippearz ad gets my vote as one of the greatest of all time.
Follow the bouncing Boobie!
/Boobies
//Did I say boobies?

Is it just me or are European and Japanese commercials better than the shows on all the major networks here in the States?

List fails without the creepy Zales commercial that seemingly has a dude proposing to a 10 year-old boy.

Jixa: Is it just me or are European and Japanese commercials better than the shows on all the major networks here in the States?

No, I think here in Europe the commercials are better than the shows too. Depressing, isn't it?

Oh God, the Japanese Rickey ad! That was constantly playing whilst I was on holiday there earlier this year. I totally love Becky (the girl in the ad) so for me it was like being hypnotised. And I couldn't get that damn song out of my head for months.

Now it's gonna be stuck in my head again for ages.

I really dislike the word 'earbuds'.

DirkTheDaring 2011-12-08 11:16:28 AM

List fails without the creepy Zales commercial that seemingly has a dude proposing to a 10 year-old boy.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one disturbed by that.

DirkTheDaring: List fails without the creepy Zales commercial that seemingly has a dude proposing to a 10 year-old boy.

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And here I thought it was Zales branching out the the homosexual market/Priests who want to give back to their favorite alter boys.

I'm confused. Is this a magic show?

The Irish child abuse PSA...

Yeesh.

the list is not complete without the TUMS corndog slapping that guy in the face. That is just wrong on so many levels.

That Coors advert made me respect JCVD a huge amount. He's willing to openly mock himself, a trait that many celebrities don't have. I'd have a beer with him.

/Man my pants were tight.

AverageAmericanGuy: OK. Bouncing boobs for earbuds is something I'd be interested in.

Couldn't see this at work, but on my iPhone, oh yeah, this one's a winner.

Attempting to figure out what the ad wizards are getting at here:

1. So if you buy your girlfriend some jewelry, make sure that you buy your wife some too otherwise she will go out and douse the poor girl with gasoline and set her on fire.
2. If you don't buy your jewelry from us, your woman will be so ashamed that she will get her friend to douse her with gas and set her on fire

That's about it. This thing runs three minutes, I wonder if there is a shorter version of it. Or are Norwegian commercials normally that long?
/how can you burn someone at the stake and not have screaming?
//next time, lose the bra on the woman that is to be burned. I mean, they set up this whole erotic/lesbian scenario, and you're looking at a seam in the bra and not a nipple? FAIL.

The Envoy: That Coors advert made me respect JCVD a huge amount. He's willing to openly mock himself, a trait that many celebrities don't have. I'd have a beer with him.

/Man my pants were tight.

Based on that statement, you now have huge respect for Justin Bieber.

Take that!

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Attempting to figure out what the ad wizards are getting at here:

1. So if you buy your girlfriend some jewelry, make sure that you buy your wife some too otherwise she will go out and douse the poor girl with gasoline and set her on fire.
2. If you don't buy your jewelry from us, your woman will be so ashamed that she will get her friend to douse her with gas and set her on fire

That's about it. This thing runs three minutes, I wonder if there is a shorter version of it. Or are Norwegian commercials normally that long?
/how can you burn someone at the stake and not have screaming?
//next time, lose the bra on the woman that is to be burned. I mean, they set up this whole erotic/lesbian scenario, and you're looking at a seam in the bra and not a nipple? FAIL.

Also I don't think they had bras in that time period.

DirkTheDaring: The Envoy: That Coors advert made me respect JCVD a huge amount. He's willing to openly mock himself, a trait that many celebrities don't have. I'd have a beer with him.

/Man my pants were tight.

Based on that statement, you now have huge respect for Justin Bieber.

Take that!

Can't access youtube at work. That's the first time I've been glad of that!

The_Sponge: Johnny_Whistle: The Irish child abuse PSA...

Yeesh.


Your daddy drinks to much? There's a shocker.

Favorite Whiskies:

Maker's Mark
Knob Creek
Suntory
Talisker 10 Year Old
Jack Daniel's
Glenfiddich 12 & 15 Year Old
Pappy Van Winkle 15 Year Old
Johnnie Walker Black Label
Johnnie Walker Green Label

Don't talk to me about drinking when you have a weak-ass list of "whiskys" like that in your profile.

Help I can't sleep Dream Scenarios just blew my mind.

I don't know what she was selling, but...

Also, those rats shred on guitar and drive a cool farkin' car.

Bonus:
"We could use the boy...on drums."

Okay, the snowballs one with the girls dressed like Indians. Very bizarre.

The Dead Island commercial at #3 was awesomely awesome. I has a sad over a zombie video game.

Have you ever watched a man penguin walk, after a heavy mating season?

HAVE YOU?!?

gold.

This one with Kristen Schaal is the best one of the whole list. That is not my opinion, it is an objective fact.

Kaeishiwaza: Help I can't sleep Dream Scenarios just blew my mind.

A bunch of them were varying degrees of WTF (chick checking for nut rot, bouncing bewbs, milk me Brian, man bewbs and marionette), some were pure awesome (Orkin rats, Sony Ericsson, popsicle, Dead Island).

But holy shiat that "Help! I can't sleep" scenarios one was some farked up stuff. I'm going to have screaming heebie jeebie nightmares from that sucker.

I fail to see much difference between the "best" and "worst" in numerous cases. I note that some to the "best" are for crappy products such as Google Chrome, a Chrysler, and Chipotle.

Holy Jesus, the child abuse PSA was a gut-wrencher.

MisterPickles: The Dead Island commercial at #3 was awesomely awesome. I has a sad over a zombie video game.

So did everyone who bought it. Cool idea, bad execution, and months after release they still haven't fixed serious bugs that make you lose items you spent days getting. Do NOT buy Dead Island. May be the worst game of the year.

Thraeryn: Holy Jesus, the child abuse PSA was a gut-wrencher.

That boy in the commercial...wow! I always wonder how mature the thought processes of young actors who do roles like that must be. Particularly when the scene is so convincing. Even if it's just "acting" it probably still has some sort of psychological impact.

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DUDE!!!! Now I need a new keyboard!!!

/damn you, magnificent bastard!!

xant: This one with Kristen Schaal is the best one of the whole list. That is not my opinion, it is an objective fact.

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No, it was fail.

M-60


AK-47

The Envoy: That Coors advert made me respect JCVD a huge amount. He's willing to openly mock himself, a trait that many celebrities don't have. I'd have a beer with him.

/Man my pants were tight.

you ought to see the movie JCVD then. Huge respect after that film.