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(Some Guy) Dumbass Man busted with two illegally killed deer in his possession was wearing hat reading "Registered Maine Poacher". Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their idiot   (wilx.com) divider line 32
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2011-12-08 09:32:44 AM
api.ning.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2011-12-08 10:40:50 AM
I wouldn't say we're missing him, Bob. . .
 
2011-12-08 10:50:58 AM
Try to be a little more secretive than this, this guy is probably trying to intimidate law enforcement.
 
2011-12-08 10:53:37 AM
He is a Real Mainer
 
2011-12-08 10:55:52 AM
Gunny Highway: He is a Real Mainer

Yes he is, I went to high school with several people who could fit his description, but they would never leave the state so it can't be any of them.
 
2011-12-08 11:18:09 AM
Sports tab?
 
2011-12-08 11:20:13 AM
Came to the Fark sports page to see comments on Pujols going to the Angels...leaving disappoint

/Fark is slooooww
 
2011-12-08 11:21:44 AM
Mark Ratner: Came to the Fark sports page to see comments on Pujols going to the Angels...leaving disappoint

/Fark is slooooww


Angels get CJ Wilson!
i subbied a link on Pujols 25 minutes ago......very slow
 
2011-12-08 11:22:33 AM
Peter von Nostrand: Sports tab?

that

Mark Ratner: Came to the Fark sports page to see comments on Pujols going to the Angels...leaving disappoint

/Fark is slooooww


also that.. not just Pujols.. TON of baseball news this morning

-Angels also sign CJ Wilson
-Yu Darvish is posting today
 
2011-12-08 11:24:14 AM
Peter von Nostrand: Sports tab?

Makes as much sense as wrestling being in Sports.

*hides*
 
2011-12-08 11:24:55 AM
expobill: i subbied a link on Pujols 25 minutes ago......very slow

subbed one an hour ago and it said it was already submitted, so..
 
2011-12-08 11:26:29 AM
expobill: Angels get CJ Wilson!

They can have that playoff nightmare.
 
2011-12-08 11:27:08 AM
Balchinian: Peter von Nostrand: Sports tab?

Makes as much sense as wrestling being in Sports.

*hides*


Which means none
 
2011-12-08 11:28:21 AM
Mark Ratner: Came to the Fark sports page to see comments on Pujols going to the Angels...leaving disappoint

/Fark is slooooww


Didnt know...thanks for posting.

Happy Halos fan!
 
2011-12-08 11:34:08 AM
Treygreen13: They can have that playoff nightmare.

You say that now, but this unquestionably gives the Angels the best rotation in the AL. Hell, were I a Rangers fan, I would be very, VERY concerned this morning. The Angels have to be the AL West favorite now.
 
2011-12-08 11:42:46 AM
Reds are suddenly favorites in the NL Central?

/Has Fatty McFielder decided his own fate yet?
 
2011-12-08 11:46:28 AM
Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their idiot

Don't worry; they have enough.
 
2011-12-08 11:46:53 AM
Kygz: Reds are suddenly favorites in the NL Central?

/Has Fatty McFielder decided his own fate yet?


Prince is still in play. Word is the Marlins are now going after him hard since they missed out on both Pujols and Wilson.
I'm not calling the NL Central until I see where Prince is going.
 
2011-12-08 11:47:18 AM
The Bestest: Treygreen13: They can have that playoff nightmare.

You say that now, but this unquestionably gives the Angels the best rotation in the AL. Hell, were I a Rangers fan, I would be very, VERY concerned this morning. The Angels have to be the AL West favorite now.


I'm not a Rangers fan. But from what I saw him do, and from what my Rangers fan friends tell me, they didn't want to pay him the money he was going to get for him to come up so small in the playoffs.

I don't have any reason (so far) to doubt this new Rangers front office so I just assume that they have somebody else in mind.
 
2011-12-08 11:52:41 AM
Treygreen13: I don't have any reason (so far) to doubt this new Rangers front office so I just assume that they have somebody else in mind.

Thing is, there isn't really anyone else.. not a free agent anyway. Wilson and Buerhle were the only big name pitchers on the market, and now both are spoken for. Yu Darvish is a possibility, but that's a dice roll within a dice roll.

This brings us to trades. The Mariners are reportedly shopping Felix, but are likely asking for your unborn children in return.
AJ Burnett is available for trade, though...
 
2011-12-08 11:52:45 AM
This thread is about deer -- NOT baseball -- deer.

You farking assholes. Learn the rules.
 
2011-12-08 11:56:21 AM
mc_madness: This thread is about deer -- NOT baseball -- deer.

You farking assholes. Learn the rules.


www.gouranga.com
 
2011-12-08 12:02:35 PM
Man busted with two illegally killed deer in his possession was wearing hat reading "Registered Maine Poacher". Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their its idiot

Is it subby?
 
2011-12-08 12:03:51 PM
mc_madness: This thread is about deer -- NOT baseball -- deer.

You farking assholes. Learn the rules.


You mad because you lost Pujols? No Pujols in Boston, not yours...
 
2011-12-08 12:14:11 PM
Hey, cut the guy some slack... he's a short order breakfast cook at a diner in Portland

simplyrecipes.com
 
2011-12-08 12:24:45 PM
Speaking of deer, Vinnie Cerato's comment yesterday in regards to the Orioles' attempt to acquire new players: 'They have plenty of lines in the water, but no bait.'

/non sequitor
 
2011-12-08 12:43:11 PM
LesserEvil: Hey, cut the guy some slack... he's a short order breakfast cook at a diner in Portland

You sure he doesn't work for Dysart's?
 
2011-12-08 12:57:00 PM
Keys dude: Man busted with two illegally killed deer in his possession was wearing hat reading "Registered Maine Poacher". Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their its idiot

Is it subby?


Yes they are.

/Village can be used to in reference to either the settlement/municipality OR the residents that live in such a hamlet, thus "their" was perfectly acceptable
//Love it when grammar trolls make fools of themselves
 
2011-12-08 01:01:45 PM
Keys dude: Man busted with two illegally killed deer in his possession was wearing hat reading "Registered Maine Poacher". Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their its idiot

Is it subby?


Not subby, but "village" can also be used correctly to describe a community of people, instead of just a place. If that's what subby was going for, their would be fine.

/probably not what subby was going for, but who knows?
 
2011-12-08 01:23:20 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: [api.ning.com image 320x268]

Wanted for questioning


thread over
 
2011-12-08 02:13:03 PM
*facepalm* Probably a County boy...

/or from up in the "mountains"
 
2011-12-08 03:17:05 PM
Tom_Slick: Gunny Highway: He is a Real Mainer

Yes he is, I went to high school with several people who could fit his description, but they would never leave the state so it can't be any of them.


Came in here to see if I knew the boys in question. Because the description matches about half my high school class.

I know. I know. "Cool story bro"
 
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