The hell it's not.

Marcia! Marica! Marcia!

In this analogy, "George Glass" = "a principled and deeply-held position"

Philip Francis Queeg: Is Herman Cain Cousin Oliver?

Were there ever any black folks on the Brady Bunch?

I pretty much watched this show everyday as a kid, and I can't recall ever seeing a black character...

Here's the story
Of the '12 primary
It's a full cast of the hopeless and insane
All of them are anti-tax
And white as white bread
Except for Herman Cain

Here's the story
Of a man named Willard
Who for some reason prefers to be called Mitt
He's a wealthy businessman
Who thinks he's average
But that's a load of...

Till the one day when the primaries picked Willard
And the elites told the tea party to stick it
Cause their candidate must somehow beat Obama
That's the way they all became the losing ticket

I think all of the other candidates should start their ads with "Hi, I'm not Mitt Romney and I'm running for President"

Rapmaster2000: I think about Jan Brady running through King's Island with Mike Brady's architecture plans... or at least I did when I was 14 and it was legal for me to think bout that.

I knew I couldn't be the only one who knew about the King's Island episode when I was younger!

BunkoSquad: Here's the story
Of the '12 primary
It's a full cast of the hopeless and insane
All of them are anti-tax
And white as white bread
Except for Herman Cain

Here's the story
Of a man named Willard
Who for some reason prefers to be called Mitt
He's a wealthy businessman
Who thinks he's average
But that's a load of...

Till the one day when the primaries picked Willard
And the elites told the tea party to stick it
Cause their candidate must somehow beat Obama
That's the way they all became the losing ticket

Faved in Green 4. That gave me a good lol, thanks.

Porkchawps/Applesawse '12