Winning: So in my search for the actual ASL for vagina, I came uponthis woman who makes videos that show you how to say dirty things in ASL (new window)

Wow hilarious find, thanks. Those are kind of addicting.

"We're going to learn how to sign cum dumpster hooray! My approximation of this phrase in sign language is actually going to be semen trashcan."

I lol'd.

And now in ASL, Michelle Obama tells us, well, you know

How big her penis is?

This probably seems as silly to most of you as it does to me...but how much you wanna bet some blogger or hate jocky is going to be blasting her for this by the end of the week?

hehe, that's a might vag, MO

So does that mean the Love Doctor (new window) knew more than she let on?

Emposter: This probably seems as silly to most of you as it does to me...but how much you wanna bet some blogger or hate jocky is going to be blasting her for this by the end of the week?

Week? I don't think it's going to take more than half an hour or so.

That was always a running joke in the deaf schools I worked with. New teacher, not fluent in ASL tells her young students to make a triangle. Everyone snickers as she repeats herself. Later that day another teacher explains.

Took me a second there. I was like "We need ArcView to measure Clinton's penis? DAMN."

Lawnchair: Took me a second there. I was like "We need ArcView to measure Clinton's penis? DAMN."

Bill Clinton's penis is best represented in Gall-Peters Cylindrical Projection.

I didn't know I knew all those things. But since I apparently do, I am relieved that I do not need to do a GIS.

So I guess its twue the way those people are . . . gifted.

Its twue. Its twue its twue its twue

Winning: So in my search for the actual ASL for vagina, I came uponthis woman who makes videos that show you how to say dirty things in ASL (new window)

Probably NSFW language.

*snerk*

Friend of mine took ASL when he married a lady with a deaf daughter. Needless to say there WAS a "dirty words" course for parents, namely because they knew their kids were going to be learning the words at school from other kids, so they needed to be aware of what was being said under their noses, so to speak.

Sadly, when I asked him to sign rug-muncher for me, the closest he could come was box-eater. Tch.

Thanks to GIS, we know how big Bill Clinton's penis is. We know how big George Bush's penis is. We know how big Barack Obama's penis is.

Huh!? Did I miss something?

Winning: So in my search for the actual ASL for vagina, I came uponthis woman who makes videos that show you how to say dirty things in ASL (new window)

What the sign for "hate/love"?

Because I hate/love you for showing me that while I'm at work. I have laugh-tears running down my face, and my fellow cubicle jockeys are looking at me funny.

Thanks a lot.

Nothing beats abortion in ASL

They have maps of penis length?

/you don't get it

Guidette Frankentits: Nothing beats abortion in ASL

Well, that was rather self-explanatory.

/yeesh

Winning: So in my search for the actual ASL for vagina, I came uponthis woman who makes videos that show you how to say dirty things in ASL (new window)

Probably NSFW language.

welcome to my favorites.

Winning: So in my search for the actual ASL for vagina, I came uponthis woman who makes videos that show you how to say dirty things in ASL (new window)

Probably NSFW language.

Why yes, I was looking for something to completely derail my workday. Thanks!

Innocent gestures can be dirty in ASL. Innocent ASL words can look like dirty gestures

Wait, don't you mean GNIS?