that's what i call a good start

*insert Mars Attacks pic* Ack-Ack-Ack-Ack...

It would of just killed his secretary or the secretary to his secretary. People never think these things all the way through

Getting a mail bomb could give someone a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
/You ought to know by now.
//A buh?!?!!

He was in danger of becoming anti-aircraft artillery?

szyska: If you're going to kill a banker, this is how you do it.... (pops)

fta He was being chauffeured to work in his armoured Mercedes-Benz, with bodyguards in both a lead vehicle and another following behind

FAIL

szyska: If you're going to kill a banker, this is how you do it.... (pops)

Hmm, It'd be a shame if this happened more often

The fruition of the Occupy Movement.

And the CEO gave the mail room staff a reward of two minutes unpaid rest.

TV's Vinnie: And the CEO gave the mail room staff a reward of two minutes unpaid rest.

And an Olmec Head.

Bankers should spend every day of their life in desperate fear of the people they screwed over.

Came to leave a Mars Attacks reference....

good job, people

Senor Spielbergo: Came to leave a Mars Attacks reference....

good job, people

It would have been funnier with a "Mongo like candy" reference, imo.

Im_Gumby: Getting a mail bomb could give someone a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.
/You ought to know by now.
//A buh?!?!!

I will kill you like a mail bomb baby
I will kill you like a mail bomb baby
I will kill you like a mail bomb baby
or you might have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack!


/note: your only shot at finding this amusing requires that you have a teenage daughter or are in fact a teenage girl

It's a damn shame the thief isn't dead.

Nemo's Brother: The fruition of the Occupy Movement.

All that heated rhetoric fell on the right ears.

Stochastic terrorism.

Ack!

Thhhhhp!

All this way into thread and not one single Forey Ackermin pic? For shame!

Nemo's Brother: The fruition of the Occupy Movement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh402owua4o

SYN ACK

Our pneumatic tubes can't deliver packages of that firepower!

My mailroom staff would have saved the day too. They would have either stole it or misdelivered it, and killed someone else.

m2313: It's a damn shame the thief isn't dead.

HotWingConspiracy: Bankers should spend every day of their life in desperate fear of the people they screwed over.

watson.t.hamster: Nemo's Brother: The fruition of the Occupy Movement.

All that heated rhetoric fell on the right ears.

Stochastic terrorism.

Apparently we can finally say what OWS actually supports - terrorism. Good job!

Herbie Harrison at your service, miss!

/definitely obscure

no sad tag?

Debeo Summa Credo: m2313: It's a damn shame the thief isn't dead.

HotWingConspiracy: Bankers should spend every day of their life in desperate fear of the people they screwed over.

watson.t.hamster: Nemo's Brother: The fruition of the Occupy Movement.

All that heated rhetoric fell on the right ears.

Stochastic terrorism.

Apparently we can finally say what OWS actually supports - terrorism. Good job!

So Occupiers should take the 1%er route and CAUSE terrorism?



This guy was not in the 99%.

I'm curious if the staff found the package to be suspicious, and then x-rayed it, or if they x-ray all of his packages.

/I run a mailroom, so it's relevant to my interests.

szyska: If you're going to kill a banker, this is how you do it.... (pops)

Herrhausen fell victim to a sophisticated roadside bomb shortly after leaving his home in Bad Homburg on 30 November 1989

I guess he really should have held out for a place in Good Homburg.

szyska: nyseattitude: szyska: If you're going to kill a banker, this is how you do it.... (pops)

fta He was being chauffeured to work in his armoured Mercedes-Benz, with bodyguards in both a lead vehicle and another following behind

FAIL

You gotta give the bad guys props for doing that tho, reaching into an armed convoy and killing just one man...

Yeah. Reading that article, that is one of the most sophisticated assassination plots I've ever heard about. Clearly there were threats against his life and he was well prepared for attacks (not every head of a bank travels to work in armored Mercedes with two vehicles full of bodyguards), yet they not only killed him but apparently only killed him (and not his bodyguards and drivers).