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2011-12-08 12:06:20 AM  
Pthhht. Submitter has obviously never been to a high school basketball game in Indiana.

/I'd hit it.
 
2011-12-08 12:16:08 AM  
This woman has no life and has lost all perspective.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 12:20:11 AM  
I liked the announcement at the end. "Alright ladies and gentlemen we have a missing child..."
 
2011-12-08 12:38:19 AM  
Women, this is why you should never settle and assume you'll live though your husband's career. You will end up like her.
 
2011-12-08 12:44:17 AM  
In the Cheerocracy, I think this is the equivalent to a Tea Party Patriot.

Clearly, descent is not her highest form of patriotic.

/WHAR OBAMA ACRABATIX
//WHAR
 
2011-12-08 12:58:10 AM  
...

first world problems?
 
2011-12-08 01:06:32 AM  
She just needs some serious deep-dicking.
 
2011-12-08 01:08:09 AM  
I want those 2 minutes back. I don't think subby knows what "losing it" really is.
 
2011-12-08 01:33:14 AM  

The Onion is prophetic: I want those 2 minutes back. I don't think subby knows what "losing it" really is.


Subby must be white and suburban.
 
2011-12-08 02:17:35 AM  
Wow that is one scary mom.
 
2011-12-08 02:20:05 AM  

MBK: I liked the announcement at the end. "Alright ladies and gentlemen we have a missing child..."


LOL Yep. That alone made watching this entire clip worth the time.
 
2011-12-08 02:22:37 AM  
files.sharenator.com
 
2011-12-08 02:26:04 AM  

MBK: I liked the announcement at the end. "Alright ladies and gentlemen we have a missing child..."


From the Vids Show More: In case you were wondering, it was a little boy that was missing. It was announced after the next squad performed that he was found safe.

The Onion is prophetic: I want those 2 minutes back. I don't think subby knows what "losing it" really is.


Glad it didn't watch the whole thing. I skiped looking for the good part but found none....
 
2011-12-08 02:29:00 AM  

Hand to the Face: [files.sharenator.com image 253x750]


i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-08 03:00:51 AM  
I think I have a pretty good idea what she's like in the sack.

/would hit
 
2011-12-08 03:19:21 AM  
Why do Apple people insist on holding their phone vertically when shooting video?

Oh, and I'll be in my bunk...
 
2011-12-08 03:33:51 AM  
This isn't a cheerocracy
I am the cheertator
I will make the cheercisions....
 
2011-12-08 04:58:36 AM  
HOLD YOUR PHONE LANDSCAPE-STYLE WHEN MAKING A MOVIE!

YES!!

YES!!
 
2011-12-08 05:35:08 AM  
My ex was a cheerleader coach.
Sorry but, that was not even close to losing it.
I feel I have PTSD from some of the parents losing it.
 
2011-12-08 06:01:27 AM  
If you just listen to it rather than watching it, it sounds like a porno. I'd hit it.
 
2011-12-08 06:57:36 AM  

windscreen: This isn't a cheerocracy
I am the cheertator
I will make the cheercisions....


F'in Teenagers.
 
2011-12-08 07:25:11 AM  

windscreen: This isn't a cheerocracy
I am the cheertator
I will make the cheercisions....


l.yimg.com
 
2011-12-08 07:33:37 AM  
They are crazy parents out there... but that isn't bad - I was expecting a blow up mid-clip... disappointed
 
2011-12-08 07:42:32 AM  
Very disappointed in subby. They really did not mean losing it.
 
2011-12-08 07:54:26 AM  
I'm so proud!!!

...2 days later, daughter kills herself from the embarassment of having this fool a a parent
 
2011-12-08 08:28:57 AM  
At first I thought I'd like to get behind her with a can of corn, but I then I thought it would probably end ugly.
 
2011-12-08 08:33:56 AM  

WestHamHooligan: I'm so proud!!!

...2 days later, daughter kills herself from the embarassment of having this fool a a parent


That's because of internet bullies posting the vid.
 
2011-12-08 08:36:24 AM  

Dear Jerk: At first I thought I'd like to get behind her with a can of corn, but I then I thought it would probably end ugly.


Just imagine making any kind of mistake. Like suggesting something she doesn't like. No thanks.

/She does that when her daughter is making-out with her boyfriend
 
2011-12-08 08:41:41 AM  
Look at all the people there for a cheerleading competition. That's farking crazy.
 
2011-12-08 09:04:03 AM  
At a cheering competition, what are they cheering for?
 
2011-12-08 09:10:47 AM  
I bet she's the cool mom that throws drinking parties and has sex with all the high school boys.
 
2011-12-08 09:18:11 AM  

Dear Jerk: At first I thought I'd like to get behind her with a can of corn, but I then I thought it would probably end ugly.


this comment wins.
 
2011-12-08 09:38:00 AM  
I... literally I don't understand what I just watched. It's ... I can't... why? Was she cheering for a bunch of people cheering? Is that what... did... wibble?
 
2011-12-08 09:42:19 AM  

The Onion is prophetic: I want those 2 minutes back. I don't think subby knows what "losing it" really is.


I'd love to go back in time to get some video of the "crazy lady" that used to walk around downtown when I was a little kid. We (neighborhood kids) would go to the old GC Murphy's to look at toys or get models and she would be walking up and down the main street downtown just talking up a storm to the 'person' next to her - that wasn't there.
The one day she got in a FIGHT with that non-existent person is what I would like to have recorded to post. She cussed them, told them everything she thought of them, screamed, shook her finger like a stick at them.... some old grey-haired guys that would occasionally hang out at different locations happened to be there and were laughing their asses off until one almost fell (he was hanging onto a little sidewalk tree, bending it over, while two other guys were trying to hold him up) all of them still laughing at her and she was totally unaware SHE was the object of the laughter.

That will most likely be what I will always think of when I hear that someone is "losing it". (or completely and totally lost it)

/NO I do not know how you could get a date with her, don't ask
//end of CSB
 
2011-12-08 09:50:17 AM  
Hey hey hey.....what happened to "don't stick your dick in crazy?"
 
2011-12-08 09:54:31 AM  
Isn't this just a clip of a horse counting by smashing his hoof?
 
2011-12-08 09:57:58 AM  
GET FUNKY!!!!!

All right, I believe I will. Thank you for the advice.
 
2011-12-08 10:23:59 AM  
Subby should visit Disney World during Pop Warner or Cheer/Dance competitions to see some really insane people. I've already dealt with needy/angry/self-centered mothers AND daughters. Saw one yesterday walk up to one of our managers, a teen mind you, call the manager by the wrong name (mistake I can accept) and then DEMAND that her name be fixed on the room key she was given. Not ask politely, not inquire if it could be done. DEMAND rather loudly that it be fixed. No wonder Cast Members started calling in.

/finally off for two days
//fark those people
 
2011-12-08 10:31:46 AM  
Wow.

Absolutely batfarkingshiat infarkingsane.

Please tell me this woman is back on her meds.

Her children are going to be VERY disturbed young adults.

The people around her are absolutely TERRIFIED of saying anything.
How can you be that clueless and rude during a show where other parents are trying to watch their kids' performance.?

Only answer.. Absolutely batfarkingshiat infarkingsane.

Please tell me this woman is back on her meds.
 
2011-12-08 10:40:55 AM  

michaelgvh: Isn't this just a clip of a horse counting by smashing his hoof?


Same thought occurred to me.

www.newscientist.com

/also agreed that this wasn't remote-up-the-butt losing it
 
2011-12-08 10:41:00 AM  

master_dman: Absolutely batfarkingshiat infarkingsane.


Seriously: this is NOTHING. She's banging her foot in rhythm with their routine and cheering loudly, and positively for that matter. She's smiling and not berating anyone around her. This is NOTHING. I've seen crazier behavior than this from parents at a 3- and 4-year-olds' soccer game.

torch: Pthhht. Submitter has obviously never been to a high school basketball game in Indiana.


The Onion is prophetic: I want those 2 minutes back. I don't think subby knows what "losing it" really is.


AbbeySomeone: Subby must be white and suburban.


PS rookie: They are crazy parents out there... but that isn't bad - I was expecting a blow up mid-clip... disappointed


What these folks said. She's sat through a lot of rehearsals and paid a lot of money for this. She's cheering them on. The people around her are there to see a different squad.

michaelgvh: Isn't this just a clip of a horse counting by smashing his hoof?


ROFL... exactly what came to mind. The hula skirt looks like a horse's tail.

Her tits are completely rockin' though.
 
2011-12-08 11:23:23 AM  
Something tells me she lost it well before the cheering started.
 
2011-12-08 12:27:35 PM  
All I could think of that whole time was a combination of Cartman and Will Farrell
 
2011-12-08 12:51:02 PM  
Link (Make daddy love you)
 
2011-12-08 01:02:29 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

YES! YES!
 
2011-12-08 01:05:45 PM  

FishyFred: In the Cheerocracy, I think this is the equivalent to a Tea Party Patriot.

Clearly, descent dissent is not her highest form of patriotic.

/WHAR OBAMA ACRABATIX
//WHAR


ftfy
 
2011-12-08 01:20:27 PM  

raggtopp: Hey hey hey.....what happened to "don't stick your dick in crazy?"


THIS SO MUCH TIMES A THOUSAND. My ex-wife was a high school cheerleader. You really have to know one to understand how it becomes their life. It is like the pinnacle of her life was the stupid cheerleading squad. And of course, now she is pushing our daughter to be one, just like her. Makes me sick and there isn't anything I can do about it. Former high school cheerleaders are much worse than former high school football players in reliving their past "glory days". And unfortunately I stuck it in crazy and am paying the price for at least the next 11 years. Lucky me.
 
2011-12-08 01:49:48 PM  

unyon: I think I have a pretty good idea what she's like in the sack.

/would hit


Twice, just to be sure.
 
2011-12-08 02:00:28 PM  
A woman being overly emotional and embarrassing herself and her family????

Color me shocked. They're normally so calm and rational...
 
2011-12-08 02:43:23 PM  
I bet the missing child is her daughter, after she runs away to join the circus instead of having to go home with drunkass, haggar the horrible's wife.
 
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