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(Komo) Obvious Sleepy 65 year old wakes up confused. What are all these teenagers doing in my bedroom? And who replaced my pillow with this steering wheel?   (komonews.com) divider line 21
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2011-12-08 12:06:59 AM
Oblig:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, unlike the passengers in his car.
 
2011-12-08 03:42:12 AM
What Jay said.
 
HBK
2011-12-08 04:02:29 AM
I don't believe English is that writer's first language.
 
2011-12-08 04:15:26 AM
Ah, Mary Nam of KOMO4 news. Am, nam, nam, nam.

/bunk
 
2011-12-08 04:30:33 AM
Sadly, they all still live in Tacoma.
 
2011-12-08 04:31:28 AM
jaylectricity: Oblig:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, unlike the passengers in his car.


What? The version I know involves a bus, which is more apt.

"I want to die like my grandpa: peacefully in my sleep; not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus".
 
2011-12-08 04:48:15 AM
65 and driving a bus.
 
2011-12-08 04:51:15 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to OWS? There hasn't been many stories about them lately.
 
2011-12-08 05:30:15 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has was allowed to have high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to
the filthy hippies of OWS? There hasn't haven't been many stories about them lately getting in the way of my Bentley.

Cake, let 'em eat it . . .
 
2011-12-08 07:25:12 AM
Marcintosh: AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has was allowed to have high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the filthy hippies of OWS? There hasn't haven't been many stories about them lately getting in the way of my Bentley.

Cake, let 'em eat it . . .



If the cake you're referring to is the "let me pepper spray your ass out of that filthy tree you've been trying to make an incoherent political statement in for the last two months" kinda cake, then yeah.....farking gobble that shiat up.

P.S. - Pepper spray sucks worse than your comments....but it's close so keep working on it.
 
2011-12-08 07:41:34 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to OWS? There hasn't been many stories about them lately.


I'm not saying that everyone should have high aspirations. I'm saying that the guy should have been enjoying his retirement.
 
2011-12-08 08:21:02 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to OWS? There hasn't been many stories about them lately.

I'm not saying that everyone should have high aspirations. I'm saying that the guy should have been enjoying his retirement.


he was, peacefully napping in the afternoon.

came for the grampa - passenger joke leaving happy
 
2011-12-08 08:26:18 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to OWS? There hasn't been many stories about them lately.

I'm not saying that everyone should have high aspirations. I'm saying that the guy should have been enjoying his retirement.


Maybe he liked driving the bus?
 
2011-12-08 08:31:07 AM
Link (new window)

A Challenger Appears!

/Clip of my favorite non-sequitor news story ever
//Complete with original headline.
 
2011-12-08 09:05:55 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

17 and taking the bus to school?
 
2011-12-08 09:39:13 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to OWS? There hasn't been many stories about them lately.

I'm not saying that everyone should have high aspirations. I'm saying that the guy should have been enjoying his retirement.


Uh, some people DO enjoy driving schoolbuses. Some of the people my wife works with are doing it for fun in their retirement.

Way to define other people's happiness for them, there, sport.
 
2011-12-08 09:54:58 AM
I Hope Your Plane Crashes Twice: Marcintosh: AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has was allowed to have high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the filthy hippies of OWS? There hasn't haven't been many stories about them lately getting in the way of my Bentley.

Cake, let 'em eat it . . .


If the cake you're referring to is the "let me pepper spray your ass out of that filthy tree you've been trying to make an incoherent political statement in for the last two months" kinda cake, then yeah.....farking gobble that shiat up.



So what you're saying is that the status quo is good and that nothing needs to change?
 
2011-12-08 10:09:17 AM
I guess he can't drive at 65.
 
2011-12-08 11:02:03 AM
wedun: I Hope Your Plane Crashes Twice: Marcintosh: AverageAmericanGuy: Coming on a Bicycle: 65 and driving a bus.

Not everyone has was allowed to have high aspirations.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the filthy hippies of OWS? There hasn't haven't been many stories about them lately getting in the way of my Bentley.

Cake, let 'em eat it . . .


If the cake you're referring to is the "let me pepper spray your ass out of that filthy tree you've been trying to make an incoherent political statement in for the last two months" kinda cake, then yeah.....farking gobble that shiat up.



So what you're saying is that the status quo is good and that nothing needs to change?


Things definitely need to change. However, living in a city hall square or public park doesn't top my list for effective means.of communicating. OWS needed clearly defined goals, and potential solutions to the problems that our country is facing. During their "occupation", I didn't hear a single solution from anyone in the OWS group. OWS more than anything needed a leader to take charge of the ideas they were putting forth. Too many indians, not enough chiefs.
 
2011-12-08 12:01:44 PM
Williams was able to rouse the driver and keep the bus from careening off the road.

"I guess I just did it because it was right to do," he said.


Really? I guessed you just did it because you didn't want to die.
 
2011-12-08 04:41:19 PM
Well if you lived in Tacoma, you'd want to sleep too
 
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