When I was in high school the neighborhood bullies would force this kid down and make him do poppers.

That's what I heard anyways.

Robots are Strong: When I was a freshman in high school I was charged (the only one of many involved that was charged) with assault with a deadly weapon for cutting off a kids rat tail. The judge ordered that I had to shave my head in a style known as a crew cut with no hair on my head longer than one half on one inch. That particular phrasing has stuck with me after all these years. Odd.

/csb

//in all honesty, I needed the haircut

///sorry again dude, you didn't deserve that

That kinda crap never happened to me though I was bullied. But we're all adults now; how could i hold it against them when kids are basically psychopaths who are fortunately too puny to do any real damage (most of the time). God I remember one time a teacher put a defective desk out in the hall for the janitor to pick up. While we waited for his class, a larger classmate who i was only vaguely associated with (not a friend nor enemy, just some kid) sat down in it, not noticing why it was in the hall. It went "rrrrrrrunch" and broke into several pieces. I laughed and called him a fatass, which wasn't cool. He decked me once and a quick trip to the principal's office later, it was decided that we'd resolved our issue and no punishment was necessary for anyone.

Man, those were the days. Now some teachers claim it's sexual harassment if a child has a crush on them, for chrissakes. What kind of horrible world devoid of choice and consequence are these kids growing up in? Is it even remotely appropriate to treat little kids the same way as adults?

Obtuse_Otter: Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: The Deputy Police Chief says he doesn't find it funny. "We are taking this serious, not as a prank serious. We are looking for anyone with information," says Inkster Deputy Police Chief Hilton Napoleon. "Any time you force somebody to the ground and do something to them against their will, I take everything serious and I think it's very serious."

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Yeah what kind of a nation of wusses are we turning into?

You can't even assault and batter someone anymore.

Can they be deep-fried?

FerneJohn: jingks: FerneJohn: Prank or not, I'd beat someone's ass if they did that to me, or at least try. I'm neurotic enough about my appearance as it is.

Because you are posting on fark it's a good bet you have a pony tail and/or goatee, and thus your comment is hilarious.

No. My hair is closer to a buzz cut. If it helps, though, I have patchy stubble and a scrawny build.

If you have a hairless sunken chest and are an IT guru, I may have a potential spouse for you. ;)

The Deputy Police Chief says he doesn't find it funny. "We are taking this serious, not as a prank serious. We are looking for anyone with information," says Inkster Deputy Police Chief Hilton Napoleon.
"Any time you force somebody to the ground and do something to them against their will, I take everything serious and I think it's very serious."

He sounds serious.

Britney Spear's Speculum: If you ever watch one clip of Jackass, this is the one (nsfw language)

I don't know how I ever missed that one, but I think the best is still Keep God Out of California.

Gyrfalcon: Obtuse_Otter: Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: The Deputy Police Chief says he doesn't find it funny. "We are taking this serious, not as a prank serious. We are looking for anyone with information," says Inkster Deputy Police Chief Hilton Napoleon. "Any time you force somebody to the ground and do something to them against their will, I take everything serious and I think it's very serious."

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Yeah what kind of a nation of wusses are we turning into?

You can't even assault and batter someone anymore.

Can they be deep-fried?

No, just baked.

Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: The Deputy Police Chief says he doesn't find it funny. "We are taking this serious, not as a prank serious. We are looking for anyone with information," says Inkster Deputy Police Chief Hilton Napoleon. "Any time you force somebody to the ground and do something to them against their will, I take everything serious and I think it's very serious."

I'm guessing the cop only said that because the kid's mom is hot.

special20: Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: The Deputy Police Chief says he doesn't find it funny. "We are taking this serious, not as a prank serious. We are looking for anyone with information," says Inkster Deputy Police Chief Hilton Napoleon. "Any time you force somebody to the ground and do something to them against their will, I take everything serious and I think it's very serious."

I'm guessing the cop only said that because the kid's mom is hot.

Seriously hot.

Pancoaifo: Big deal, when I graduated Air Force tech school, my two primary instructors pinned me down and shaved my whole head. Tried to fight but I was outweighed by about probably 150 pounds total and one of them was an unarmed combat instructor.

We all thought it was hilarious. And it's still one of my favorite stories from my time in.

This deputy chief needs to pull the coal out of his arse, it's a diamond by now ...

Your masochism does not negate the need for the two suspects to die.