FARK.com: (6796669) Ninja Cow roams the streets of Plattsmouth no longer. "Residents on the north side of town will be able to sleep soundly again"

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		Ninja Cow roams the streets of Plattsmouth no longer. "Residents on the north side of town will be able to sleep soundly again" (omaha.com)		36
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reverendstrife

2011-12-07 08:33:01 PM

Finally they can moove on with their lived. What udder relief.

jingks

2011-12-07 08:58:48 PM

mudpants

2011-12-07 09:00:28 PM

Amos Quito

2011-12-07 09:04:47 PM

[checks pic in article]

Yep. She's black, just as I suspected.

Tax Boy

2011-12-07 09:10:21 PM

Amos Quito: [checks pic in article]

Yep. She's black, just as I suspected.

cache.gawker.com

Black ninja cow

UsikFark

2011-12-07 09:12:52 PM

Amos Quito: [checks pic in article]

Yep. She's black, just as I suspected.

Probably with a "Black Panthers" bumper sticker on her rump. DAT cown-fed angASS

Mad Tea Party

2011-12-07 09:25:46 PM

Omahawg

2011-12-07 09:27:54 PM

they put me in jail in plattsmeth once :(

not so cool story, bro

nice jail though.

theknuckler_33

2011-12-07 09:35:44 PM

I'm called a cow
I'm not about to blow it now
for all the cows

God Is My Co-Pirate

2011-12-07 09:37:15 PM

I came in here to make a bad pun but got totally distracted and horrified by jingks's picture.

LordOfThePings

2011-12-07 09:40:31 PM

theknuckler_33

2011-12-07 09:42:37 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: I came in here to make a bad pun but got totally distracted and horrified by jingks's picture.

What is so horrifying? I banged a chick like that once. Strangely, getting her into a missionary-style position was very awkward. It was as if that position was unnatural for her.

I did enjoy the sounds she made during the act... sorta like "OOOOOOyea

ZMugg

2011-12-07 09:55:34 PM

Coulda been worse. (new window)

fusillade762

2011-12-07 09:57:11 PM

Could be worse.

www.popculturebymail.com

Glendale

2011-12-07 09:57:15 PM

jingks: [i41.tinypic.com image 266x319]

ninjamonkey.us

I May Be Crazy But...

2011-12-07 09:58:00 PM

Let this be a lesson. Don't let the police cow you.

Arklop

2011-12-07 10:03:05 PM

nytmare

2011-12-07 10:07:52 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate

2011-12-07 10:16:24 PM

theknuckler_33: God Is My Co-Pirate: I came in here to make a bad pun but got totally distracted and horrified by jingks's picture.

What is so horrifying? I banged a chick like that once. Strangely, getting her into a missionary-style position was very awkward. It was as if that position was unnatural for her.

I did enjoy the sounds she made during the act... sorta like "OOOOOOyea

My misteak. Sounds like you had a rare time. Well done, you.

UsikFark

2011-12-07 10:18:50 PM

nytmare: [www.savagechickens.com image 400x400]

A ninja is not silent... just invisible.

/hot

LoneWolf343

2011-12-07 10:21:19 PM

For last sounds to be heard in one's life, "Mooooooo" has to be one of the most hilarious.

jmadisonbiii

2011-12-07 10:23:46 PM

davidphogan

2011-12-07 10:38:51 PM

LoneWolf343: For last sounds to be heard in one's life, "Mooooooo" has to be one of the most hilarious.

I'd be more amused if my death came at the hands of a band of ninja ducks, but a ninja cow wouldn't be the worst way to go. But really, a ninja cow wouldn't let you hear them mooing in for the kill.

alcoda

2011-12-07 10:44:56 PM

davidphogan: LoneWolf343: For last sounds to be heard in one's life, "Mooooooo" has to be one of the most hilarious.

I'd be more amused if my death came at the hands of a band of ninja ducks, but a ninja cow wouldn't be the worst way to go. But really, a ninja cow wouldn't let you hear them mooing in for the kill.

Boo!

mjjt

2011-12-07 10:54:30 PM

This is my cow. What colour is yours?

i44.tinypic.com

davidphogan

2011-12-07 11:01:17 PM

alcoda: davidphogan: LoneWolf343: For last sounds to be heard in one's life, "Mooooooo" has to be one of the most hilarious.

I'd be more amused if my death came at the hands of a band of ninja ducks, but a ninja cow wouldn't be the worst way to go. But really, a ninja cow wouldn't let you hear them mooing in for the kill.

Boo!

That's cheesy.

SweetSilverBlues

2011-12-07 11:02:55 PM

Could have been worse. Could have been the sexually confused cow on "Back to the Barnyard."

THAT is a creepy damn show. Kinda "The Crying Game" meets "Animal Farm".

magu2k

2011-12-07 11:39:51 PM

I hear the ninja cow has been charged with several mooing violations and uddering threats.

Igloo

2011-12-08 12:04:48 AM

You'd be surprised how many cows you see lurking in certain urban landscapes...

http://members.shaw.ca/picscandlish/cow.htm

Ninjacow

2011-12-08 12:16:57 AM

Pfft... I let them capture me, you know how farking cold it gets in Nebraska this time of year?

Omahawg

2011-12-08 12:33:39 AM

Ninjacow: Pfft... I let them capture me, you know how farking cold it gets in Nebraska this time of year?

its 18 right now

davidphogan

2011-12-08 12:45:17 AM

Not a ninja cow:

failblog.files.wordpress.com

goodbomb

2011-12-08 01:21:47 AM

they're wrong if they think they can stop ninja cow

Scurvy Dog

2011-12-08 08:06:00 AM

goodbomb: they're wrong if they think they can stop ninja cow

Wrong. They can stop Ninja Cow, but only if they summon Pirate Cow.

/arrr, mootey

banana_ninja

2011-12-08 10:12:33 AM

I dated a guy from plattsmouth and visited that town - they are just retarded enough to lose a cow and not be able to catch it for weeks. Seriously.
/no room to talk
/also from Nebraska

tdyak

2011-12-08 10:22:47 AM

And the residents on the south side of town still have to worry about the Bovine Samurai.

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