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(Yahoo) Strange On December 1, 2011, some... THING... blocked a solar flare from hitting the planet Mercury. Theories include cloaked alien spacecraft, planetary wake, and yo' mama   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 92
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2011-12-07 05:54:43 PM
W... T... F? o_o
 
2011-12-07 06:05:27 PM
What a moron.
 
2011-12-07 06:12:11 PM
That "thing" is Mercury itself. That's a time-lapsed photo and Mercury orbits the Sun.
 
2011-12-07 06:29:35 PM
netweavr: That "thing" is Mercury itself. That's a time-lapsed photo and Mercury orbits the Sun.

This. And I so very much want it to be a cloaked spacecraft that, apparently, can travel across the galaxy and cloak itself from sight...but not anticipate a solar flare and get out of the way. Also, it's cloaking field is disabled rather easily, so it's kind of a shiat spacecraft for spying on a planet. But still!

Sigh.
 
2011-12-07 06:58:49 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-07 07:03:39 PM
I'm not suggesting it was aliens, but it was aliens.
 
2011-12-07 07:18:14 PM
WHOA the guy has a point... but if you look very closely, it was a mouse pointer, not a cylindrical spaceship.
 
2011-12-07 07:52:24 PM
Oh for fark's sake. Magnetic fields, how the fark do they work?
 
2011-12-07 08:12:50 PM
www.skepticreport.com
 
2011-12-07 08:18:19 PM
jebusfreak: WHOA the guy has a point... but if you look very closely, it was a mouse pointer, not a cylindrical spaceship.

Shut up Jebus
 
2011-12-07 09:01:10 PM
vartian: This. And I so very much want it to be a cloaked spacecraft that, apparently, can travel across the galaxy and cloak itself from sight...but not anticipate a solar flare and get out of the way.

it could have been a test to see how well it absorbs energy from solar flares. Or perhaps it uses solar flare energy for fuel, and it was just stopping off there to tank up.

I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.
 
2011-12-07 09:13:08 PM
Farkin' magnetospheres, how do they work?
 
2011-12-07 09:25:43 PM
vartian: netweavr: That "thing" is Mercury itself. That's a time-lapsed photo and Mercury orbits the Sun.

This. And I so very much want it to be a cloaked spacecraft that, apparently, can travel across the galaxy and cloak itself from sight...but not anticipate a solar flare and get out of the way. Also, it's cloaking field is disabled rather easily, so it's kind of a shiat spacecraft for spying on a planet. But still!

Sigh.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

You should see what happened to the other two, human.
 
2011-12-07 09:30:30 PM
Santa is coming!!!
 
2011-12-07 10:01:12 PM
GAT_00: Oh for fark's sake. Magnetic fields, how the fark do they work?

Bladel: Farkin' magnetospheres, how do they work?

Both wrong. It was an artifact created by filtering the normal sunlight so the relatively dim solar flare could be seen.
 
2011-12-07 10:50:40 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-12-07 10:52:58 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [s3.amazonaws.com image 431x245]

Santa was/is an ancient astronaut.
 
2011-12-07 11:10:36 PM
The non alien answer (planetary wake) is actually amazing.
 
2011-12-07 11:47:05 PM
"'It's cylindrical on either side and has a shape in the middle. It definitely looks like a ship to me, and very obviously, it's cloaked,' YouTube-user siniXster said in his video commentary"

/expert analysis
 
2011-12-07 11:49:25 PM
CITING SOME ARBITRARY YOUTUBE USER IS NOT JOURNALISM.
 
2011-12-07 11:57:12 PM
Makh: The non alien answer (planetary wake) is actually amazing.

You think image processing artifacts are amazing?
 
2011-12-08 12:00:20 AM
skinnycatullus: GAT_00: Oh for fark's sake. Magnetic fields, how the fark do they work?

Bladel: Farkin' magnetospheres, how do they work?

Both wrong. It was an artifact created by filtering the normal sunlight so the relatively dim solar flare could be seen.


Mercury does have a magenetosphere as well, so I think it's sort of a combination of both effects with the artifact of the filtering being the majority, and the apparent distance between deflection and planet is increased due to the magnetosphere.
 
2011-12-08 12:01:36 AM
Did Yahoo hire someone from Above Top Secret?
 
2011-12-08 12:04:10 AM
Not saying it was aliens. But if it wasn't aliens, then it probably was aliens. So either way, it was aliens.
 
2011-12-08 12:07:46 AM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: so I think it's sort of a combination of both effects

It may be, but it wasn't mentioned in the NRL explanation.
 
2011-12-08 12:10:14 AM
it's generally considered "poor journalism" to cite a source from the youtube comment section. despite that, my money is on daleks
 
2011-12-08 12:11:16 AM
Came for this, left disappointed.

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2011-12-08 12:13:14 AM
skinnycatullus: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: so I think it's sort of a combination of both effects

It may be, but it wasn't mentioned in the NRL explanation.


Not to doubt the NRL, but how does a spot facing the sun occur? I'd expect a gap behind it, not in front. Does the damn planet shine that much with all the metal?
 
2011-12-08 12:13:37 AM
But don't worry, we can trust the media to accurately report science!
 
2011-12-08 12:13:53 AM
ahem**TARDIS with air bubble surrounding it**cough**ahem!
 
2011-12-08 12:18:06 AM
Nibiru
 
2011-12-08 12:18:33 AM
aramvartian.com
 
2011-12-08 12:21:12 AM
I wondered where my ex-wife took her vacation

/she's fat
 
2011-12-08 12:22:50 AM
Monoliths.
 
2011-12-08 12:24:01 AM
It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.
 
2011-12-08 12:25:13 AM
Bladel: Farkin' magnetospheres, how do they work?

+1
 
2011-12-08 12:31:01 AM
I was stumped for a few tenths of a second.

img845.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-08 12:33:18 AM
The time lapse artifact theory doesn't sound right... Mercury doesn't change in that view. If we are seeing 2 days worth of imaging averaged together, how do we get the motion of the flare at all?

I'm sure there is processing involved, and this MIGHT be some sort of artifact resultant from a processing error, but this is not from two days worth of images averaged together... that works great when imaging star systems, but not orbiting planets and active solar flares.

As for planetary wakes... they seem to imply gravity exists like "water" in space, leaving trails as a planet orbits? Not really buying that one either... they are tacking on a whole set of attributes that if proven, would probably revolutionize physics and our understanding of gravity.

The final vaguely scientific theory thrown out there is "magnetosphere" - Mercury has a pretty weak one. A solar flare is usually mostly absorbed into the surface of the planet because it is so weak. Mercury's rotation is slower than our moon, and the planet is freaking small. Even if it were strong enough to have the observed effect on the flare, the event occurs far to distant from the surface to have been caused by all directly measured fields around Mercury (based on actual probes we have sent there)

So... while I'm not convinced this isn't some sort of image processing artifact, I haven't seen anything demonstrating that conclusively here. Other so-called scientific excuses are about as far out as the cloaked alien spacecraft theory.
 
2011-12-08 12:35:07 AM
Oh, farking, please....
 
2011-12-08 12:38:37 AM
hawcian: You think image processing artifacts are amazing?

Oh, I was thinking special effects.
 
2011-12-08 12:39:01 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-08 12:47:41 AM
Nebulious: CITING SOME ARBITRARY YOUTUBE USER IS NOT JOURNALISM.

Which totally makes this recent judicial ruling all the more rage inducing...

Blogger fined 2.5M over article because she's not a "journalist". (new window)

/also, time lapse planets are awesome.
 
2011-12-08 12:57:27 AM
"what object in space cloaks itself and doenst appear until it gets hit by energy form the sun"

How about nearly all of them, most objects are not self luminescent.
 
2011-12-08 01:02:10 AM
Okay, it's really very simple...
i1186.photobucket.com

Mercury(1), creates the image artifact (2) because of whatever wierd time-lapse, cleanup kajigger they talked about in the article. You can see the same thing with the blowout(3) and the darkened portion to it's right(4).

This is just an image effect. it's not the magnetosphere or anything stupid like that.
 
2011-12-08 01:15:13 AM
threadjackistan: Okay, it's really very simple...

i44.tinypic.com

Space monster dick!!!
 
2011-12-08 01:17:20 AM
UsikFark: threadjackistan: Okay, it's really very simple...

[i44.tinypic.com image 273x120]

Space monster dick!!!


That wasnt the joke. The joke was on the right side. Look closer.
 
2011-12-08 01:44:32 AM
threadjackistan: UsikFark: threadjackistan: Okay, it's really very simple...

[i44.tinypic.com image 273x120]

Space monster dick!!!

That wasnt the joke. The joke was on the right side. Look closer.


files.sharenator.com
 
2011-12-08 02:08:29 AM
As the guy in the video said, it's OBVIOUSLY a manufactured object. What other possible explanation could there be? Duh!

If you simply adjusted your tinfoil to just the right frequency you would see that too.
 
2011-12-08 02:10:22 AM
It's pretty darn cool whatever it is. Or hot, actually. Really really reeeeeeeeeally hot.
 
2011-12-08 02:14:26 AM
I think the only clear and rational response is to run out and sleep with as many women as possible in the hopes that many of them get pregnant and at least one of the children survives the pending alien invasion to carry my genes forward into the future.
 
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