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(Washington Post) Interesting Are you smarter than a 4th grader? (Warning: It's all math)   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 141
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2011-12-07 05:13:58 PM
6/6, no calculator.

I also have a Ph.D. so results may not be representative.
 
2011-12-07 05:17:54 PM
6/6, no calculator here, either.
This seems way too simple to be 4th grade math.
 
2011-12-07 05:21:06 PM
Is this the thread where we brag about going 6/6 in a WaPo quiz that was designed to make you feel smart?
 
2011-12-07 05:23:01 PM
6/6, again, no calculator.

thompsonius: Is this the thread where we brag about going 6/6 in a WaPo quiz that was designed to make you feel smart?

YES.
 
2011-12-07 05:24:03 PM
Woot - joining the 6/6 no calc club.
 
2011-12-07 05:27:01 PM
Last week Maureen earned $288.00 (before taxes) for working 40 hours.

Must be a teacher.
 
2011-12-07 05:29:32 PM
"1. (47 x 75) ÷ 25 = *This question is required
You can use a calculator."


Christ, its 47x3, they don't even try to "trick" you by putting another low answer with 1 as the last digit. If my daughter in 4th grade needed a calculator to pick the right answer based on the answers given, I'd hit her over the head with it.
 
2011-12-07 05:31:51 PM
TsarTom: Last week Maureen earned $288.00 (before taxes) for working 40 hours.

Must be a teacher.


It's a test created by republicans, preparing kids for their future wages.
 
2011-12-07 05:33:38 PM
dletter: "1. (47 x 75) ÷ 25 = *This question is required
You can use a calculator."


Christ, its 47x3, they don't even try to "trick" you by putting another low answer with 1 as the last digit. If my daughter in 4th grade needed a calculator to pick the right answer based on the answers given, I'd hit her over the head with it.


I remember taking the "minimum basic skills" test in high school where one of the questions was "how long is this pencil?" with a segment of a ruler above a picture of the pencil The ruler was only marked down to the quarter inch. The pencil was exactly two inches. I thought it was some sort of trick.
 
2011-12-07 05:43:44 PM
I don't recall learning about x and y axis in the fourth grade.
 
2011-12-07 05:45:23 PM
Great job! You got every question right.



/and?
 
2011-12-07 05:45:24 PM
Timed myself at :59. 6/6, no calculator or paper. Then again, I am a high-school math teacher.
 
2011-12-07 05:45:59 PM
6/6. No calculator. Come on.
 
2011-12-07 05:46:18 PM
timujin: Great job! You got every question right.

/and?


You want something else? Take your scrap paper (or another sheet of paper), rip it into dozens of tiny pieces and shower yourself with confetti.
 
2011-12-07 05:49:04 PM
Trick question: Maureen is a woman and should not be working outside of the house. And she better put in more than 29 hours this week.
 
2011-12-07 05:52:20 PM
What's a math?
 
2011-12-07 05:53:08 PM
RminusQ: timujin: Great job! You got every question right.

/and?

You want something else? Take your scrap paper (or another sheet of paper), rip it into dozens of tiny pieces and shower yourself with confetti.


Just not sure what the point of that test was, especially if they let you use a calculator. Anyone who doesn't get 6/6 on that test should probably not be operating heavy machinery.


/the confetti was fun, though.
 
2011-12-07 05:56:58 PM
TofuTheAlmighty: 6/6, no calculator.

I also have a Ph.D. so results may not be representative.


What he said.
 
2011-12-07 05:57:07 PM
TsarTom: Last week Maureen earned $288.00 (before taxes) for working 40 hours.

Must be a teacher.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-07 05:59:35 PM
Joining the 6/6 club
 
2011-12-07 06:04:36 PM
jaylectricity: I don't recall learning about x and y axis in the fourth grade.

The second 3 questions were for 8th graders.
 
2011-12-07 06:11:44 PM
timujin: RminusQ: timujin: Great job! You got every question right.

/and?

You want something else? Take your scrap paper (or another sheet of paper), rip it into dozens of tiny pieces and shower yourself with confetti.

Just not sure what the point of that test was, especially if they let you use a calculator. Anyone who doesn't get 6/6 on that test should probably not be operating heavy machinery.


/the confetti was fun, though.


Fortunately, the heaviest machinery I operate is a laptop.

/5/6. Never said I was good at triangles.
 
2011-12-07 06:13:13 PM
5/6 I messed up the pencil question.
 
2011-12-07 06:17:21 PM
7/6. I'm good at math
 
2011-12-07 06:19:07 PM
6/6 with calculator
 
2011-12-07 06:23:37 PM
calculator or not, none of you should be bragging that you got %100.

less than none of you should admit you got anything under %100.
 
2011-12-07 06:23:58 PM
How you did:
Great job! You got every question right.


Another no calculator person. To be fair for most of those if you even land in the right ballpark there's only one possible answer.
 
2011-12-07 06:26:17 PM
ultraholland: calculator or not, none of you should be bragging that you got %100.

We're not bragging. We're merely making a present sense impression.
 
2011-12-07 06:28:59 PM
6 for 6.
 
2011-12-07 06:40:05 PM
I done got me 6 of 6 done good. What does i win?
 
2011-12-07 06:42:36 PM
2wolves: 5/6 I messed up the pencil question.

dude, seriously?
how?
 
2011-12-07 06:43:06 PM
katemonster: Woot - joining the 6/6 no calc club.
 
2011-12-07 06:43:38 PM
ultraholland: calculator or not, none of you should be bragging that you got %100.

less than none of you should admit you got anything under %100.


Should we brag if we know where the percent sign goes in relation to the number?
 
2011-12-07 06:45:33 PM
Splish: Should we brag if we know where the percent sign goes in relation to the number?

no, just be humbled that you're not as dumb as me
 
2011-12-07 06:46:40 PM
3/3

I quit because I'm just that smug.
 
2011-12-07 07:04:28 PM
You know, really, I got 1/1, because I reduce my fractions to their lowest terms, unlike YOU heathens.
 
2011-12-07 07:07:53 PM
6/6 with calculator because I wanted to get it done quickly and go back to the hot redhead thread.
 
2011-12-07 07:28:35 PM
6/6 and didn't even do the test.

/ohhh yeah
 
2011-12-07 07:32:24 PM
I was told there would be no ma-- oh.
 
2011-12-07 07:37:32 PM
For any adult smart enough to surf the internet, that should have been an easy 5/6 or 6/6, without calculator or scrap paper. Unfortunately, it's not. We can fix this for the next generation if we really wanted to. But we don't.
 
2011-12-07 07:39:37 PM
6/6. No calculator. BA in Law
 
2011-12-07 07:41:07 PM
TofuTheAlmighty: 6/6, no calculator.

I also have a Ph.D. so results may not be representative.


6/6 where do i pick up my Ph. D?
 
2011-12-07 07:41:52 PM
Last week Maureen earned $288.00 (before taxes) for working 40 hours. This week Maureen worked 29 hours at the same rate of pay.

Jesus, the economy is so bad even hypothetical-math-test people can't find work.



#OCCUPYMATHTEST
 
2011-12-07 07:43:18 PM
2. Mario sells 80 pencils a day from his supply of 1,000 pencils. Which of the following is true?

Nintendo must be hard up.
 
2011-12-07 07:44:09 PM
I got everything but the last question. :( I was using After Effects today and when they said to reflect the triangle on the Y axis, I automatically assumed it was the Y axis of the object not relative to the Y axis of the grid.
 
2011-12-07 07:44:25 PM
6/6 - no calculator, but have degrees in engineering and math

/hangs head in shame among the phd's
 
2011-12-07 07:46:10 PM
Well of course its easy, the way to mess up adults with elementary/high school questions is to ask for useless information they have long forgotten about, like listing the biological taxonomy in order

/ 6/6 no calculator woo hoo!
//life domain kingdom phylum class order family genus species
 
2011-12-07 07:46:36 PM
TsarTom: Last week Maureen earned $288.00 (before taxes) for working 40 hours.

Must be a teacher.


Not in my state, and not in my town (which is probably why the state rate is not so terrible, but the city teachers probably are getting shafted.)
 
2011-12-07 07:46:43 PM
Immune2You: TofuTheAlmighty: 6/6, no calculator.

I also have a Ph.D. so results may not be representative.

What he said.


me too.

/results are starting to look representative
 
2011-12-07 07:47:22 PM
Message - Great job! You got every question right.

I did have to draw the X/Y axis in the air to make sure I wasn't an idiot.

See, this is the kind of thing that makes me really wonder about the kerfluffle about 'teaching to the test' as it relates to achievement tests and whatnot, and then the stories of "Oh I'm 30 with a PhD and this test was so hard!" I mean if you're asking people to do Trig and Calc, then I understand, I could barely do them when I was taking it in high school.

But if these are the questions the kids these days are missing.....I mean....we're failing at basic order of operations, probability, division, and how a basic graph works. This isn't the high concept math here kids.
 
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