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(Daily Mail) Asinine Two elementary school teachers caught having sex in stadium bathroom at a Buffalo Bills game. Hey, at least someone scored   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:19:51 PM
If only Pat Summerall and John Madden had been there to call the action.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:33:30 PM
France's wife confirmed to the station that her husband was stopped while leaving the lavatory.


There's a fun conversation to have.
 
WTF Indeed
2011-12-07 03:34:40 PM
They were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-07 03:35:22 PM
FirstNationalBastard: If only Pat Summerall and John Madden had been there to call the action.

Boom!
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:46:12 PM
Better with each other than with the students.
 
netweavr
2011-12-07 03:50:40 PM
Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again!
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:51:53 PM
netweavr: Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again!

to be fair, where they were doing it does show a lack of judgement.

I mean seriously, who goes to Bills games?
 
netweavr
2011-12-07 03:53:18 PM
SilentStrider: netweavr: Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again!

to be fair, where they were doing it does show a lack of judgement.

I mean seriously, who goes to Bills games?

Jets fans.
 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:54:45 PM
SilentStrider: netweavr: Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again!

to be fair, where they were doing it does show a lack of judgement.

I mean seriously, who goes to Bills games?

BA-DUM-TISH!
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:55:06 PM
img683.imageshack.us

/damn, I'm old....
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:05:42 PM
i241.photobucket.com

"I once got busy in a Buffalo Bills bathroom."
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:08:32 PM
So, when the guy came, did he shoot wide right?
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:09:17 PM
Nobody circles the toilets like the Buffalo Bills ... fans.

/sigh
 
ultraholland
2011-12-07 04:20:52 PM
WTF Indeed: They were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

the baby looked at you?!
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:31:22 PM
Relatively Obscure: France's wife confirmed to the station that her husband was stopped while leaving the lavatory.

There's a fun conversation to have.

Yeah, that was my first thought. Awkward! Then I thought, "Honey? Can you come bail me out of jail?"
 
Warchild [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:42:44 PM
Meh.

Go Bills!
 
mjoven1975
2011-12-07 04:43:14 PM
media2.wivb.com

Photo of the woman.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 05:11:10 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: FirstNationalBastard: If only Pat Summerall and John Madden had been there to call the action.

Boom!

He...might...go...all...the...WAY!

/Berman, I know
 
CornDog in 2012
2011-12-07 06:33:00 PM
mjoven1975: [media2.wivb.com image 320x240]

Photo of the woman.

Not bad....but need more
 
Rebelution
2011-12-07 06:54:04 PM
That's awesome
 
IoSaturnalia
2011-12-07 07:00:37 PM
GAT_00: Berman, I know

pssst kid - He's doing 'Howard Cosell'.
 
skinink
2011-12-07 07:01:46 PM
With the high cost of sporting tickets there better be some sex included in the price.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 07:03:46 PM
They're elementary school teachers! If they had taught high school that's one thing, but these teachers are near our kids! I for one don't want anyone who's sexually active near my 3 kids.

/Abstinent since the day my first child was born
 
SubBass49
2011-12-07 07:16:52 PM
Oh yay...another "teachers doing something lots of people have done but having their careers ended because of it" article! From now on there should be a new article every time ANYONE is arrested for having sex in a public place...either that or LEAVE THE FARKING TEACHERS ALONE.

/pun intended
 
silsurf28
2011-12-07 07:27:15 PM
I like the comment from the guy's wife....
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-07 07:37:58 PM
mjoven1975: [media2.wivb.com image 320x240]

Photo of the woman.

I'd consider having sexual relations with her.
 
drunk_bouncnbaloruber [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 07:50:36 PM
scottydoesntknow: They're elementary school teachers! If they had taught high school that's one thing, but these teachers are near our kids! I for one don't want anyone who's sexually active near my 3 kids.

/Abstinent since the day my first child was born

How's your wife and my kids?
 
jake3988
2011-12-07 07:55:07 PM
SilentStrider 2011-12-07 03:51:53 PM netweavr: Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again! to be fair, where they were doing it does show a lack of judgement. I mean seriously, who goes to Bills games?
==============================================================

I did last year. But I'm a Steelers fan, drove 3 hours to get there. (Half the stadium was Steelers fans).

And if you're ever thinking of doing it, don't. They built the side streets so horribly it took 2 and a half hours to get back to the highway. TWO AND A HALF HOURS!

fark you Orchard Park.
 
eazye1334
2011-12-07 08:07:07 PM
jake3988: SilentStrider 2011-12-07 03:51:53 PM netweavr: Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again! to be fair, where they were doing it does show a lack of judgement. I mean seriously, who goes to Bills games?
==============================================================

I did last year. But I'm a Steelers fan, drove 3 hours to get there. (Half the stadium was Steelers fans).

And if you're ever thinking of doing it, don't. They built the side streets so horribly it took 2 and a half hours to get back to the highway. TWO AND A HALF HOURS!

fark you Orchard Park.

Supposedly they fixed it this year with some new traffic setup. I didn't go to one this year, so I don't know how it worked out.

/Was at that game last year too
//Getting to tell all of the celebrating Bills fans around me that he dropped the pass was awesome
 
Even With A Chainsaw
2011-12-07 08:10:29 PM
Funny how they have a picture of the woman, but not the man.
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-07 08:14:47 PM
The_Sponge: "I once got busy in a Buffalo Bills bathroom."

Thread farking over.

Everyone can go home now.
 
gutterman
2011-12-07 08:15:11 PM
IoSaturnalia: GAT_00: Berman, I know

pssst kid - He's doing 'Howard Cosell'.

Nice. +1
 
ChrisDe
2011-12-07 08:43:11 PM
Men's restroom or women's? Or the "family" restroom, that would be my guess. Bigger, sometimes it's an individual room so you can lock the door. Or so I've heard.
 
natmar_76
2011-12-07 09:35:53 PM
Dailyfail, fake "news". Will not read.
 
IlGreven
2011-12-07 09:40:51 PM
scottydoesntknow: They're elementary school teachers! If they had taught high school that's one thing, but these teachers are near our kids! I for one don't want anyone who's sexually active near my 3 kids.

/Abstinent since the day my first child was born

...then you might wanna question your wife about your other kids.

/ZING!
//Falls flat if you don't have any other kids.
 
davidphogan
2011-12-07 09:41:42 PM
That's better than when I was 12 and walked into the bathroom to a dude rubbing one out into the sink.

I guess I can saw at least the Bills ended up beating off Houston that day as well.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 09:44:51 PM
davidphogan: That's better than when I was 12 and walked into the bathroom to a dude rubbing one out into the sink.



Well, did he come wash his hands or what?
 
Jim Jack
2011-12-07 10:04:04 PM
FirstNationalBastard: So, when the guy came, did he shoot wide right?

Came here to make this comment. FNB beat me to it.

/I said came. And beat.
 
mikaloyd
2011-12-07 10:04:07 PM
Consensual Roethlisbergered smack dab in the Ralph Wilson
 
davidphogan
2011-12-07 10:06:07 PM
FirstNationalBastard: davidphogan: That's better than when I was 12 and walked into the bathroom to a dude rubbing one out into the sink.



Well, did he come wash his hands or what?

At the time the urinals and sinks were similar enough that he may have walked over to the toilet and done so. I didn't stay to find out.
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-07 10:21:02 PM
mikaloyd: Consensual Roethlisbergered smack dab in the Ralph Wilson

That's what happens when you keep helmets away from his fans:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Primitive Screwhead
2011-12-07 10:45:04 PM
The_Sponge: [i241.photobucket.com image 201x329]

"I once got busy in a Buffalo Bills bathroom."

i36.photobucket.com
 
rorypk
2011-12-07 11:15:39 PM
Even With A Chainsaw: Funny how they have a picture of the woman, but not the man.

Does he have a great rack too?
 
nonzero
2011-12-08 12:46:18 AM
Even With A Chainsaw: Funny how they have a picture of the woman, but not the man.

youknowhowIknowyouaregay.jpg
 
bhcompy
2011-12-08 01:59:50 AM
Wait a farking second.. two elementary school teachers, not one but two, are having consensual and legal sex with adults? This just can't farking be true.
 
hosalabad
2011-12-08 08:03:56 AM
jake3988: SilentStrider 2011-12-07 03:51:53 PM netweavr: Oh no, two consenting adults having sex! We must ban them from being near children ever again! to be fair, where they were doing it does show a lack of judgement. I mean seriously, who goes to Bills games?
==============================================================

I did last year. But I'm a Steelers fan, drove 3 hours to get there. (Half the stadium was Steelers fans).

And if you're ever thinking of doing it, don't. They built the side streets so horribly it took 2 and a half hours to get back to the highway. TWO AND A HALF HOURS!

fark you Orchard Park.

Same thing in Foxborough. We sat at a bar for 90 minutes after a Pats game and still had at least another hour in gridlock before we could get to a completely empty interstate.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-12-08 08:14:41 AM
If it weren't for public bathrooms I'd never get laid.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2011-12-08 09:09:36 AM
hosalabad: Same thing in Foxborough. We sat at a bar for 90 minutes after a Pats game and still had at least another hour in gridlock before we could get to a completely empty interstate.

You say that like you're surprised. I will never understand how the town of Foxboro can be so goddamned townie-ish that they've never allowed for multiple escape routes from Patriot Place. Just a two-way, four-lane road slightly north of halfway between two interstates (which are 8 miles apart). Meanwhile, there's a back way out that's probably never used, and Route 1 itself is not designed for people to easily filter into the woods to head towards the northwest or southeast (and it wouldn't surprise me if the exit lanes were blocked off by cops to keep that exact thing from happening).

If the Patriots ever left that town, people would forget it existed in a crack-addict's heartbeat, and they'd probably still just sit back and go "ahhh, peace and quiet" while their entire town was foreclosed on. Stupid farking townie mentality.
 
PghThermal
2011-12-08 09:30:52 AM
FriarReb98: hosalabad: Same thing in Foxborough. We sat at a bar for 90 minutes after a Pats game and still had at least another hour in gridlock before we could get to a completely empty interstate.

You say that like you're surprised. I will never understand how the town of Foxboro can be so goddamned townie-ish that they've never allowed for multiple escape routes from Patriot Place. Just a two-way, four-lane road slightly north of halfway between two interstates (which are 8 miles apart). Meanwhile, there's a back way out that's probably never used, and Route 1 itself is not designed for people to easily filter into the woods to head towards the northwest or southeast (and it wouldn't surprise me if the exit lanes were blocked off by cops to keep that exact thing from happening).

If the Patriots ever left that town, people would forget it existed in a crack-addict's heartbeat, and they'd probably still just sit back and go "ahhh, peace and quiet" while their entire town was foreclosed on. Stupid farking townie mentality.

Perhaps it's the 90 minutes everyone spends in local bars before leaving
 
litespeed74
2011-12-08 09:51:26 AM
So teachers are not allowed to have sex? No wonder they can't wait till summer vacation.
 
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