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(Above the Law) Obvious Hot redhead state's attorney "exposed her breasts to co-workers, came to work drunk and kept nude photos of herself on state computers?" I don't see a problem with this   (abovethelaw.com) divider line 407
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RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:28:35 PM
I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:33:41 PM
She has crazy eyes.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:35:33 PM
RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

That's only fair, since lot of drunks have legal problems.
 
ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:40:25 PM
I don't know, I would like to review this photos before I pass judgement.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:44:12 PM
RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

My comprehensive poll of the only lawyer in the room at the moment -- me -- is inclusive, as I would have to put one of my drinks down to tally the results.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:44:59 PM
gilgigamesh: inconclusive

Sorry, typing with my nose
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:50:24 PM
gilgigamesh: RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

My comprehensive poll of the only lawyer in the room at the moment -- me -- is inclusive, as I would have to put one of my drinks down to tally the results.

Good news. I've invented a helmet that delivers a mouthful of cold scotch by means of a jaw-activated chin strap.
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:51:52 PM
RexTalionis: gilgigamesh: RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

My comprehensive poll of the only lawyer in the room at the moment -- me -- is inclusive, as I would have to put one of my drinks down to tally the results.

Good news. I've invented a helmet that delivers a mouthful of cold scotch by means of a jaw-activated chin strap.

Awesome!

Can I wear them to court?
 
DannyJunior
2011-12-07 02:53:32 PM
What's her Fark handle?
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:58:45 PM
I'm reading her blog, which she advertises on her business webpage. The first entry was her musings on getting a boob job.
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:05:44 PM
Her Facebook page.

Redhead nutbag crazy.


Want.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:15:58 PM
Yes - I want a nut-job ginger attention-whore to defend me on ALL my sexual harassment cases!

`Does the defendant want to make a statement?'

`Yeah! Check out the freckle-tits on my attorney!'
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:17:08 PM
As long as you make sure you use a burn phone, only give her the name of a sworn enemy of yours, and don't have sex with her in the state you live in, a crazy redhead is a good ride.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:18:06 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Her Facebook page.

Redhead nutbag crazy.


Want.

I totally dig crazy chicks, it's a weakness.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:31:30 PM
RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

FloydA: RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

That's only fair, since lot of drunks have legal problems.

upload.wikimedia.org

It's the season.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:32:09 PM
That's so awesome.
 
ricewater_stool [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:38:12 PM
This is the first time I've ever wanted to be a lawyer.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:39:54 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Her Facebook page.

Redhead nutbag crazy.


Want.

Nothing hotter in the universe.

/Worth the jailtime.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:47:11 PM
Experienced Chicago Attorney. Compassionate. Tenacious. Determined. Cheerful.

Yes, yes you are.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:49:16 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Her Facebook page.

Redhead nutbag crazy.


Want.

wow is all I can say.
Shame her photos are private. I'd love to have a gander at those.
 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:57:19 PM
I'll check this later...
 
Meatzilla
2011-12-07 04:07:43 PM
James!: She has crazy eyes.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Yup.
 
Balchinian
2011-12-07 04:19:50 PM
When did IL become known as the Hot Redhead State?
 
MooseUpNorth
2011-12-07 04:20:06 PM
I like how the article helpfully points out what the lawyer doesn't look like.

/ This is not the inevitable-redhead-thread bookmark you're looking for.
// Go about your business.
/// Move along.
//// Move along.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-07 04:21:45 PM
I was just fapping to redhead porn so I find this amusing.
 
MBooda
2011-12-07 04:22:36 PM
I'd let her file my briefs pro bono.
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:23:06 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Her Facebook page.

Redhead nutbag crazy.


Want.

Calling a redhead nutbag crazy is a redundant statement.
 
misanthropologist
2011-12-07 04:23:41 PM
She's 52? Great... that means her skin is starting to hang like loose cloth around all her joints...

/would still hit it
//yum, redheads...
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-07 04:24:07 PM
RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

They can afford the good stuff, though, and mountains of cocaine.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:24:39 PM
Oh, man, am I gonna have some unclean hands in just a bit...
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-07 04:24:42 PM
I could not resist her, I can't see how any heterosexual can
 
tricycleracer
2011-12-07 04:24:44 PM
SilentStrider: Dancin_In_Anson: Her Facebook page.

Redhead nutbag crazy.


Want.

wow is all I can say.
Shame her photos are private. I'd love to have a gander at those.

Well until the Facebook profile photo loophole got fixed you could have.

/Thanks a lot, privacy advocates.
 
2MS
2011-12-07 04:25:42 PM
I've been Farked over by various lawyers, but here is one that I wouldn't mind Farking!
 
swahnhennessy
2011-12-07 04:25:46 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com

www.blogcdn.com
 
Jclark666
2011-12-07 04:26:05 PM
Balchinian: When did IL become known as the Hot Redhead State?

When Chicago filled up with Irish?
 
whconner4
2011-12-07 04:26:12 PM
I am married to a hot redhead and am getting a kick out these comments.

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
kagemaru026
2011-12-07 04:26:23 PM
i would annihilate that shjt.
 
Tiiba
2011-12-07 04:26:31 PM
oldfarthenry: Yes - I want a nut-job ginger attention-whore to defend me on ALL my sexual harassment cases!

`Does the defendant want to make a statement?'

`Yeah! Check out the freckle-tits on my attorney!'

Tit freckles I understand, but what sort of body horror is freckle tits?
 
Phil Moskowitz
2011-12-07 04:26:38 PM
img705.imageshack.us
 
wombatoftruth
2011-12-07 04:27:09 PM
The real article headline is what confuses and, frankly, concerns me. I'm all for breasts being shown off, even the ones that have implants, but it says she was showing off the actual implants.

I didn't think you could just slip those things in and out.
 
The Muthaship
2011-12-07 04:27:17 PM
whconner4: I am married to a hot redhead and am getting a kick out these comments.

[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 541x720]

It looks like Tyson rubbed his face tattoo off on her while he was down there.
 
rickycal78
2011-12-07 04:27:34 PM
Let me guess, it was a woman that reported her wasn't it? Probably a fat ugly one.
 
Nightsweat
2011-12-07 04:28:48 PM
cache.abovethelaw.com
 
RedEmily
2011-12-07 04:29:21 PM
She has crazy eyes.
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2011-12-07 04:29:35 PM
I'd rip it from the headlines.
 
whconner4
2011-12-07 04:29:58 PM
The Muthaship: whconner4: I am married to a hot redhead and am getting a kick out these comments.

[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 541x720]

It looks like Tyson rubbed his face tattoo off on her while he was down there.

I never realized it before...but it seems you have a point and a well-played one at that. So telling her that one.
 
natmar_76
2011-12-07 04:30:03 PM
You think this would be amusing but I've had female co-workers like this and it's a farking pain in the ass to work with every day. Office politics are already bad enough without this shiat.
 
scandalrag
2011-12-07 04:30:18 PM
Yeah, subby, I see a problem with that. I went to law school with two members of the ethics committee of the Illinois bar and STILL haven't been emailed the pictures.

\Although, I think you probably lose your spot on the ethics committee if you send out nudies of other lawyers that are evidence.
 
kagemaru026
2011-12-07 04:30:33 PM
images.wikia.com

whconner4: I am married to a hot redhead and am getting a kick out these comments.

[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 541x720]
That belly button tattoo.... where have i seen it before?

Oh yeah!

4.bp.blogspot.com

images.wikia.com
 
LoneWolf343
2011-12-07 04:31:07 PM
RexTalionis: I don't know about you, but I think some lawyers have drinking problems.

Have to soothe their consciences somehow.
 
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