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(Daily Mail) Unlikely Lindsay Lohan says she was having a secret relationship with Heath Ledger at the time of his death. Not sure if serious   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
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2011-12-07 02:32:54 PM
I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.
 
2011-12-07 02:48:19 PM
farkingismybusiness: I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.

One doesn't preclude the other.
 
2011-12-07 03:00:50 PM
SurfaceTension: farkingismybusiness: I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.

One doesn't preclude the other.


Some men can be reasoned with. Some men just want their genitals to burn.
 
2011-12-07 03:01:31 PM
So she's killed two careers now.
 
2011-12-07 03:05:04 PM
Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.
 
2011-12-07 03:07:36 PM
No wonder he was taking so many meds.

Biatch killed him.
 
2011-12-07 03:08:42 PM
farkingismybusiness: SurfaceTension: farkingismybusiness: I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.

One doesn't preclude the other.

Some men can be reasoned with. Some men just want their genitals to burn.


Jesus christ, I just spit all over my keyboard.
 
2011-12-07 03:15:15 PM
farkingismybusiness: I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.

He probably was.

I wouldn't doubt he was banging Lohan also, along with a dozen other starlets. But I think this is more of a case were she translated the few hours of drug filled sex she had with him when he was in town as love, were he considered it just a booty call.
 
2011-12-07 03:15:35 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread.
 
2011-12-07 03:16:33 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Geez-O his daughter looks just like him.
 
2011-12-07 03:16:54 PM
TravisBickle62: No wonder he was taking so many meds.

My guess is contact high.
 
2011-12-07 03:17:38 PM
Please stop giving these AW coonts any more press.
 
2011-12-07 03:18:17 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

Oh poppy-cock
 
2011-12-07 03:20:37 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

images.wikia.com

RIP Harry Morgan
 
2011-12-07 03:24:13 PM
So, THAT is what killed him.
 
2011-12-07 03:25:23 PM
Sucking his lifeless cock is not a relationship, Lindsay.
 
2011-12-07 03:25:44 PM
How did Star Magazine get ahold of Lohan's diary? I'm guessing she sold it to them. After she faked it, of course. Heavy drug users don't often have the discipline to brush their teeth or clean their laundry, much less keep a diary.
 
2011-12-07 03:26:12 PM
Gunny Highway: Sucking his lifeless cock is not a relationship, Lindsay.

Meh, she's already dead inside. Sounds like they're a perfect match.
 
2011-12-07 03:27:45 PM
okaykleek: SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread.

Reddit is down right now so Fark is going to be a little slow.
 
2011-12-07 03:28:12 PM
HORSE HOCKEY!

/Appropriate to both topics in this thread.
 
2011-12-07 03:29:12 PM
Subby... nice.
 
2011-12-07 03:29:13 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

I'm right there with you.


R*I*P Mr. Morgan.
 
2011-12-07 03:31:32 PM
I think she and he were part of a threesome. He stuck his finger up her ass while she blew his horse.
 
2011-12-07 03:33:18 PM
Sure she was.
 
2011-12-07 03:34:04 PM
farkingismybusiness: SurfaceTension: farkingismybusiness: I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.

One doesn't preclude the other.

Some men can be reasoned with. Some men just want their genitals to burn.


+1!
 
2011-12-07 03:36:02 PM
Mule Muffins on this article.
 
2011-12-07 03:38:05 PM
Dealer is a sort of relationship.
 
2011-12-07 03:42:30 PM
Was that when she was still really hot, or had she already started looking like a 45 year old single mom?
 
2011-12-07 03:44:33 PM
Yeah, well I farked Brittany Murphy

/prove that I didn't
 
2011-12-07 03:45:33 PM
So it's been ruled a suicide then?
 
2011-12-07 03:45:47 PM
Hershey Highway Patrol: So she's killed two careers now.

HAH!
 
2011-12-07 03:46:46 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

Lohan slept with Harry Morgan, too?
 
2011-12-07 03:50:01 PM
Doesn't she have any respect for the dead?
 
2011-12-07 03:51:26 PM
lohphat: Please stop giving these AW coonts any more press.

Yet you came here clicked on the thread and commented increasing the hit count basically assuring we will have another Lohan thread within hours. Hits= money=more of the same shiat down the road. Why do you think with the thousands of celebrities Fark cycles through the same 15-20 or so until the comments die down then they rotate in new ones to see how many click/comments they can get. Then we get another crop for a while. Do you really think that Lohan, Gaga, the Kardashians etc really have that much going on? nope but people come in here to biatch about it and increase the traffic so we have multiple links daily because there is a picture of one of them getting coffee. So if you wish to end the typhoon of celebrity bafoonery cast your click votes on something you care about and stay out of these AW threads and the tide will shift. Please do not take this as a personal attack your post was merely the catalyst for the rant.
 
2011-12-07 03:57:56 PM
It was so secret that even Heath Ledger never knew about it.
 
2011-12-07 03:58:11 PM
So secret that he didn't even know it.
 
2011-12-07 03:58:11 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

There is one in the queue. I'm surprised it hasn't gone green yet.
 
2011-12-07 03:59:06 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

Because pointless wastes of space are more important, apparently.
 
2011-12-07 04:06:03 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

Who?

*goes to wikipedia*

Oh, the MASH commander.

If you had asked me to guess, I would have said he was dead years ago.

/in before the show didn't live up to movie snobs
 
2011-12-07 04:06:49 PM
Ummm yeah I was dating Heath when he died too! (No not really)

This girl is so farking delusional. Just because you're banging someone does not mean the other person views you as a girlfriend. They view you as a piece of ass. Nothing more. From what I read at the time he was dating one of the Olsen twins. You my dear were just his side chick if anything.
 
2011-12-07 04:07:27 PM
Pffffft, who wasn't?
 
2011-12-07 04:09:03 PM
Atomic Spunk: How did Star Magazine get ahold of Lohan's diary? I'm guessing she sold it to them. After she faked it, of course. Heavy drug users don't often have the discipline to brush their teeth or clean their laundry, much less keep a diary.

Google JimCarroll, William Burroughs, etc. you may be surprised
 
2011-12-07 04:09:15 PM
SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

I'd like to go swimming
With bowlegged women
and swim between their legs....

/I haz a sad
 
2011-12-07 04:10:16 PM
Yeah, like she didn't fabricate that diary after the fact....

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2011-12-07 04:10:27 PM
Lindsay Lohan says....

For future reference Subby, anything that comes after that phrase is irrelevant.
 
2011-12-07 04:12:34 PM
Lindsay's 'secret relationship' being 'pounding her p*ssy furiously with her Batman™ themed Joker action figure.'

/ftfsubby
 
2011-12-07 04:12:34 PM
She hasn't been arrested in 3 days, no better way to get your name back in the paper by proclaiming you had a relationship with a dead guy.
 
2011-12-07 04:14:20 PM
Dear Diary,
I slept with George Clooney. I thought it was the real thing. I still love him, but now he's banging a wrestling chick. Oh, how I wish it weren't so!
Signed,
me.
 
2011-12-07 04:26:14 PM
farkingismybusiness: SurfaceTension: farkingismybusiness: I thought he was banging an Olsen twin.

One doesn't preclude the other.

Some men can be reasoned with. Some men just want their genitals to burn.


i240.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-07 04:36:09 PM
beta_plus: SnakeMan: Sigh. Still no Harry Morgan death thread. Why is Fark so behind all the time? Hire more people, Drew.

Who?

*goes to wikipedia*

Oh, the MASH commander.

If you had asked me to guess, I would have said he was dead years ago.

/in before the show didn't live up to movie snobs


Just the facts, m'am
 
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