Well spark it up man!

"Well, spark it up, man!"

Well, spark it up, man!

I'm sorry, but if it wasn't illegal I would take a joint and a Dr. Pepper over a six-pack any time

D'oh. Beaten to the "Spark it up, man" joke.

Twice.

Anybody who can vaguely discriminate right/wrong can divine that prohibition is both stupid and vile. Here is how we could force its legalization: This spring, everyone should plant one cannabis plant by their front door. If a million people did this, it would all be over.

Dammit! Too slow.

Well played Nasty_McFilth.

That guy (the "Well turn it up man!" guy) sounds just like Tommy Chong.....coincidence?

i love these references. hadnt heard that one in some time.

/+1

I wonder where the police will be keeping that 150 pounds of marijuana?

thank god they got all of that evil marijuana of the streets, the mexican brown it is i suppose now.

Protip: Before such a journey:

A) Check your car's headlights, taillights and turn signals, and that your tags are up-to-date;
B) Drive like your Grammy;
C) Don't ever stop at a doughnut shop

Dummy failed B

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers that commercial (pops)

i guess he got high on his own supply.

/rule #1

Well spark it up, man?

/anyone say this yet?

Well, spark it up, man!

jenlen: signaljammer: Anybody who can vaguely discriminate right/wrong can divine that prohibition is both stupid and vile. Here is how we could force its legalization: This spring, everyone should plant one cannabis plant by their front door. If a million people did this, it would all be over.

Um no, they would just borrow more money and build a LOT more prisons is what would happen.

A million criminals is an expanding prison population.

Fifty million criminals is a revolution.

I miss that commercial so much...growing up in the 80s was awesome.

"I learned it from watching YOU dad!!!"

"Hey man, is that freedom rock?"

"I pity the fool!"

"Where's the beef?"

"The more you know"

"And knowing is half the battle..."

"Don't drown your food."

Shoot...what else...?

Cops always estimate street value way to high....

I say old chap, why don't you apply some flame to that sativa? There's a good lad!

Darkrover2: Protip: Before such a journey:

A) Check your car's headlights, taillights and turn signals, and that your tags are up-to-date;
B) Drive like your Grammy;
C) Don't ever stop at a doughnut shop

Dummy failed B

One year when me and my partner went up into the woods to do our harvest my partner's wife did a full 50 point inspection of my truck before she'd let us leave.

Lights work? Tail lights work? Insurance tag up to date? Signals work? Horn? Wipers? No fluids leaking? No smoke or condensation coming off the vehicle? Seat belts? You gonna drive four km over the speed limit and not a hair faster?

Me and my partner didn't mind her busybodying, because we both know that a busted headlight or a missing insurance tag is how stupid people get caught.

Goddamnit so much. End prohibition now.

SubBass49: I miss that commercial so much...growing up in the 80s was awesome.

"I learned it from watching YOU dad!!!"

"Hey man, is that freedom rock?"

"I pity the fool!"

"Where's the beef?"

"The more you know"

"And knowing is half the battle..."

"Don't drown your food."

Shoot...what else...?

Time to make the donuts.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

signaljammer: Anybody who can vaguely discriminate right/wrong can divine that prohibition is both stupid and vile. Here is how we could force its legalization: This spring, everyone should plant one cannabis plant by their neighbors front doors. If a million people did this, it would all be over.

I, personally, think this would be a MUCH better approach.

/be sure to put several infront of every law enforcment official in your area !!!!

Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party: SubBass49: I miss that commercial so much...growing up in the 80s was awesome.

"I learned it from watching YOU dad!!!"

"Hey man, is that freedom rock?"

"I pity the fool!"

"Where's the beef?"

"The more you know"

"And knowing is half the battle..."

"Don't drown your food."

Shoot...what else...?

Time to make the donuts.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

"Does that thing have a hemi in it?"

"You're about to find out!"

"Oh, I see. It doesn't."

"Nope, sorry."

"But it goes to 11."

AngryPoet: Cops always estimate street value way to high....

In this case, they estimated the street value of the seizure at about $300/oz. If the quality was really good, that's a reasonable estimate of value. At least that's about the going rate where I live.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Darkrover2: Protip: Before such a journey:

A) Check your car's headlights, taillights and turn signals, and that your tags are up-to-date;
B) Drive like your Grammy;
C) Don't ever stop at a doughnut shop

Dummy failed B

One year when me and my partner went up into the woods to do our harvest my partner's wife did a full 50 point inspection of my truck before she'd let us leave.

Lights work? Tail lights work? Insurance tag up to date? Signals work? Horn? Wipers? No fluids leaking? No smoke or condensation coming off the vehicle? Seat belts? You gonna drive four km over the speed limit and not a hair faster?

Me and my partner didn't mind her busybodying, because we both know that a busted headlight or a missing insurance tag is how stupid people get caught.

Just asking, but how the hell do you go from a routine traffic stop to ripping apart a set of speakers?

Nickninja: AngryPoet: Cops always estimate street value way to high....

According to google calc 185lbs=2960 oz, and $900,000/2960=$304 per ounce.

according to priceofweed.com, that's smack dab between mid and high grade cost. So, I guess their math is right?

/still think it seems high.

I guess I am not used to paying those prices.....buy in bulk to get the Costco advantage...or trade...

//I can not remember the lst time I bought weed...

Darkrover2: Protip: Before such a journey:

A) Check your car's headlights, taillights and turn signals, and that your tags are up-to-date;
B) Drive like your Grammy;
C) Don't ever stop at a doughnut shop

Dummy failed B

My granny drives like she's racing in nascar; so, yeah....

Although, since she had an encounter with an unfortunate stop sign (that's not a mistake, the stop sign was the unfortunate one); I drive her wherever she wants to go.

So; my choices would be extremely fast, making only right turns or not driving at all. The last one would work; I'm not so sure about the first one.

Pioneer HPM-185?

PARKAY!

21-37-42: Just asking, but how the hell do you go from a routine traffic stop to ripping apart a set of speakers?

In this country? No freakin' clue. My concern (and my partner's wife's concern) was the poundage of fresh green that would be unmistakable and unhidable in the event of us getting pulled over for even the most innocuous reason.

In the USA? Probably pretty easy. Civil rights in the USA are in the toilet. Get pulled over for speeding and the cop can legally use that as a pretext to search based upon vague and intangible "probable cause" such as claims that he smelled marijuana or that the driver was acting nervous.

Just a few seconds off! I bow to Nasty_McFilth!

HOW many times did that commercial play? At least once per commercial break on stations like TBS and USA... It is engraved in my brain. I'm afraid I'll repeat 80's/90's commercials on my death bed...



I always wondered where my mandibula was...

Nasty_McFilth: Well spark it up man!

Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.

there's no such thing as an illegal search and seizure anymore is there?

rip 14th amendment.

nowadays "probable cause" is "you're from out of town"

Atomic Spunk: AngryPoet: Cops always estimate street value way to high....

In this case, they estimated the street value of the seizure at about $300/oz. If the quality was really good, that's a reasonable estimate of value. At least that's about the going rate where I live.

That's about twice the going rate where I live.

At least he wasn't smuggling butterfly eggs for Amanda.

/couldn't be obscure on Fark.

AngryPoet: Cops always estimate street value way to high....

$300 an ounce is too high?... Maybe for some nasty Mexican ditch weed. But for hydroponically grown stuff, that's not bad at all.

Nickninja: AngryPoet: Cops always estimate street value way to high....

According to google calc 185lbs=2960 oz, and $900,000/2960=$304 per ounce.

according to priceofweed.com, that's smack dab between mid and high grade cost. So, I guess their math is right?

/still think it seems high.

They're calculating based on retail value of nickel bags, more than even ounces, I would suspect. Wholesale value wouldn't be close to 900,000.

Pardon me, are those Calvin Klein jeans?

Pardon me, do you have grey poupon?