Weird. I didn't think girls were attractive until I was 14.

Beluga Heights: Weird. I didn't think girls were attractive until I was 14.

I'm still afraid of girls, and I'm 36.

Hey that little dude might be getting some from a teacher in a couple of years if he steps up his game.

Two Hearted: Beluga Heights: Weird. I didn't think girls were attractive until I was 14.

I'm still afraid of girls, and I'm 36.

I like your style.

At least he didn't say, "Merry Christmas."

Great, another glowing example of our public education system failing to discipline our children. Now this kids going to think that it's acceptable in a professional environment to comment on the physical attractiveness of his superiors? I can only imagine how quickly I'd be fired after commenting on what a fine buttocks my boss possessed. For this kid, I imagine a series of escalating sexual harassment violations that end with him raping and murdering either another student or a member of the faculty. If this was my child, I would have him voluntarily committed to a psychiatric institution that specialized in correcting sexual deviance. Too bad for this kid, his parents probably wiped the flop sweat from their brow and issued a carry-on-as-usual order to the poor child. Hopefully a state agency has been following this case and has initiated the removal of this child. God forbid we do anything proactively. I suppose we will have to wait until the poor girl's body is found hastily concealed in an apartment complex dumpster. Thanks a lot public education.

spentmiles: Great, another glowing example of our public education system failing to discipline our children. Now this kids going to think that it's acceptable in a professional environment to comment on the physical attractiveness of his superiors? I can only imagine how quickly I'd be fired after commenting on what a fine buttocks my boss possessed. For this kid, I imagine a series of escalating sexual harassment violations that end with him raping and murdering either another student or a member of the faculty. If this was my child, I would have him voluntarily committed to a psychiatric institution that specialized in correcting sexual deviance. Too bad for this kid, his parents probably wiped the flop sweat from their brow and issued a carry-on-as-usual order to the poor child. Hopefully a state agency has been following this case and has initiated the removal of this child. God forbid we do anything proactively. I suppose we will have to wait until the poor girl's body is found hastily concealed in an apartment complex dumpster. Thanks a lot public education.

I'm so glad I favorited you. You are doing some heavy lifting all over fark today.

/Encore! Encore!

Pics or I can't pass judgment.

He got 99 problems, but that biatch ain't one.

chaddsfarkprefect: At least he didn't say, "Merry Christmas."

Or "Happy Holidays," since apparently that causes Christians to wig out now.

No shiat.

If calling someone "cute" is grounds for sexual harassment than I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Especially when its a nine year old kid saying it. Who the fark takes 9 year olds seriously?

Agrees . . .

There's fine, and then there's Fine.

spentmiles: Great, another glowing example of our public education system failing to discipline our children. Now this kids going to think that it's acceptable in a professional environment to comment on the physical attractiveness of his superiors? I can only imagine how quickly I'd be fired after commenting on what a fine buttocks my boss possessed. For this kid, I imagine a series of escalating sexual harassment violations that end with him raping and murdering either another student or a member of the faculty. If this was my child, I would have him voluntarily committed to a psychiatric institution that specialized in correcting sexual deviance. Too bad for this kid, his parents probably wiped the flop sweat from their brow and issued a carry-on-as-usual order to the poor child. Hopefully a state agency has been following this case and has initiated the removal of this child. God forbid we do anything proactively. I suppose we will have to wait until the poor girl's body is found hastily concealed in an apartment complex dumpster. Thanks a lot public education.

You never disappoint...

'cute' isn't sexual harassment? great. the media should apologize to the mother for running her own bullshiat story into sensation,
or something
because otherwise suspension after detention after repeated warnings is par for the course for discipline.
We are supposed to be trusting the calls teachers make on our children and not bringing down internet justice every time some idiot reporter gives us 1/6th of the story out of context.

I hate the world we are creating for ourselves. No wonder conservatives idealize the past. They're wrong most of the time too but at least it's for some of the right reasons.

Wait what happens when you're 16 and your teacher tells you she loves you?

/amidoinitrite?

So we've gone from zero tolerance to, what, one tolerance?

wow just wow

According to the article, little Emanyea has a history of inappropriate language, and "had been warned about racial slurs and other derogatory words to describe his classmates". Everyone skipped over that part of the article, eh?

Gyrfalcon: spentmiles: Great, another glowing example of our public education system failing to discipline our children. Now this kids going to think that it's acceptable in a professional environment to comment on the physical attractiveness of his superiors? I can only imagine how quickly I'd be fired after commenting on what a fine buttocks my boss possessed. For this kid, I imagine a series of escalating sexual harassment violations that end with him raping and murdering either another student or a member of the faculty. If this was my child, I would have him voluntarily committed to a psychiatric institution that specialized in correcting sexual deviance. Too bad for this kid, his parents probably wiped the flop sweat from their brow and issued a carry-on-as-usual order to the poor child. Hopefully a state agency has been following this case and has initiated the removal of this child. God forbid we do anything proactively. I suppose we will have to wait until the poor girl's body is found hastily concealed in an apartment complex dumpster. Thanks a lot public education.

So, do you have these planned out in advance, waiting for the perfect opportunity, or are these spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment utterances? Either way, they're amazing; though I'd be remiss if I didn't note that "buttocks" is plural, and anyone who had "A fine buttocks" would have a lot of trouble sitting down.

Pssh this one is noobsauce compared to this gem:

spentmiles: Here's the problem. Iran and Pakistan share a mutual defense treaty. If one is attacked, the other is obligated to come to aid. If you've been following the wires, Pakistan is slowly backing away from the US. The Pakis have been using our billions of annual aid money to buy weapons from the Russians. Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria, and Iran's economic relationship with Russia is the only thing that has kept Russia afloat for the past decade. Russia loses those customers, they fall into a depression that would make the last decade in the US look like the gilded age. So, if Israel hits Iran, which they were supposedly to have done last night, that means Pakistan hits back at Israel, which releases the Palestinian hounds. US then strikes back, hard, nuclear strikes against known military targets, some in civilian areas, thus drawing Russia into the fray because we're killing their customer base. And the dominoes fall, one by one, plunging the entire world in to war.

The only, and I mean THE ONLY, thing that's going to stop this is if the US strikes Israel before Israel can strike Iran. Watching the satellites, I see a lurid number of US gunships massing in the Mediterranean Ocean, so I think Obama is going to pull the trigger on this. He will if he's gotten any of my letters in the last forty-eight hours, anyway.


From the other day.

Yeah, it all panned out according to script.

1. School takes boneheaded measures against student in the name of zero tolerance. "Sorry, but that is our policy."
2. Parents complain. School: "Sorry, but that is our policy."
3. Local media catch wind of it: School: "Sorry, but that is our policy."
4: Story makes national news: School: "We regret how the situation was handled. We will be reviewing our policies toeunsure that this incident never gets repeated."

scar him for life!!! YAYYYY GO PUBLIC SKOOL!!!

/If ever there was a time to take legal action, this may be the time.

Gyrfalcon:
So, do you have these planned out in advance, waiting for the perfect opportunity, or are these spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment utterances? Either way, they're amazing; though I'd be remiss if I didn't note that "buttocks" is plural, and anyone who had "A fine buttocks" would have a lot of trouble sitting down.

"Better wizards than you have lost a buttock that way."
"Who do you know who's lost a buttock?"

/obscure?

If only there was a cute friendly furry animal, say a bear, to teach children the dangers of sexual harassment.

Gyrfalcon: So, do you have these planned out in advance, waiting for the perfect opportunity, or are these spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment utterances?

Well I confess. At times I've mentally composed some heroic internet rant and gone searching google news for stories to submit that would make them apropos.

Don't think any of those have been greenlit though.

MrEricSir: chaddsfarkprefect: At least he didn't say, "Merry Christmas."

Or "Happy Holidays," since apparently that causes Christians to wig out now.

Seasons Greetings.

Rufus Lee King: According to the article, little Emanyea has a history of inappropriate language, and "had been warned about racial slurs and other derogatory words to describe his classmates". Everyone skipped over that part of the article, eh?

Then they should have punshed the bastard for a serious infraction and not just for calling the teacher "cute" or "fine".

I don't get it.



What's wrong with saying your teacher is like Ralph Fiennes?

Rufus Lee King: According to the article, little Emanyea has a history of inappropriate language, and "had been warned about racial slurs and other derogatory words to describe his classmates". Everyone skipped over that part of the article, eh?

I picture this kid.

Anyone remember the episode where he accused a teacher of using the "N" word while denying that he himself ever used it?

Beluga Heights: Gyrfalcon: spentmiles: Great, another glowing example of our public education system failing to discipline our children. Now this kids going to think that it's acceptable in a professional environment to comment on the physical attractiveness of his superiors? I can only imagine how quickly I'd be fired after commenting on what a fine buttocks my boss possessed. For this kid, I imagine a series of escalating sexual harassment violations that end with him raping and murdering either another student or a member of the faculty. If this was my child, I would have him voluntarily committed to a psychiatric institution that specialized in correcting sexual deviance. Too bad for this kid, his parents probably wiped the flop sweat from their brow and issued a carry-on-as-usual order to the poor child. Hopefully a state agency has been following this case and has initiated the removal of this child. God forbid we do anything proactively. I suppose we will have to wait until the poor girl's body is found hastily concealed in an apartment complex dumpster. Thanks a lot public education.

So, do you have these planned out in advance, waiting for the perfect opportunity, or are these spontaneous, spur-of-the-moment utterances? Either way, they're amazing; though I'd be remiss if I didn't note that "buttocks" is plural, and anyone who had "A fine buttocks" would have a lot of trouble sitting down.

Pssh this one is noobsauce compared to this gem:

spentmiles: Here's the problem. Iran and Pakistan share a mutual defense treaty. If one is attacked, the other is obligated to come to aid. If you've been following the wires, Pakistan is slowly backing away from the US. The Pakis have been using our billions of annual aid money to buy weapons from the Russians. Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria, and Iran's economic relationship with Russia is the only thing that has kept Russia afloat for the past decade. Russia loses those customers, they fall into a depression that would make the last decade in the US look like the gilded age. So, if Israel hits Iran, which they were supposedly to have done last night, that means Pakistan hits back at Israel, which releases the Palestinian hounds. US then strikes back, hard, nuclear strikes against known military targets, some in civilian areas, thus drawing Russia into the fray because we're killing their customer base. And the dominoes fall, one by one, plunging the entire world in to war.

The only, and I mean THE ONLY, thing that's going to stop this is if the US strikes Israel before Israel can strike Iran. Watching the satellites, I see a lurid number of US gunships massing in the Mediterranean Ocean, so I think Obama is going to pull the trigger on this. He will if he's gotten any of my letters in the last forty-eight hours, anyway.


From the other day.

Damn!! It would have been fun to see Tatsuma get into this.

Beluga Heights: Pssh this one is noobsauce compared to this gem:

I find myself checking random threads for any of his work. We need a "Best of spentmiles" thread or something.

Latinwolf: Rufus Lee King: According to the article, little Emanyea has a history of inappropriate language, and "had been warned about racial slurs and other derogatory words to describe his classmates". Everyone skipped over that part of the article, eh?

I picture this kid.
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Anyone remember the episode where he accused a teacher of using the "N" word while denying that he himself ever used it?

Best thing about that epoisode is that it was based on an actual incident. As you can see in the video, the interview with the teacher is almost verbatim.

Tyrone Biggums: Beluga Heights: Pssh this one is noobsauce compared to this gem:

I find myself checking random threads for any of his work. We need a "Best of spentmiles" thread or something.

My favorite was the one when he had prisoners in a work release program working in his screwdriver factory and one of the convicts got shanked and had somethng resembling salmon roe pulled from his abdomen.

It would have ben the time the Tiajuana drug cartel sent him his brother's penis in the mail but that one had plot holes.

Kid sounds a little too attractive and successful for the teacher's tastes

According to WSOC-TV in Charlotte, mother Chiquita Lockett says a letter from the school states that her son has a history of using inappropriate language

Seriously? You guys are just going to let that one go? Who names a kid Chiquita? Banana fans?

Beluga Heights: Weird. I didn't think girls were attractive until I was 14.

It took until 14? Messed up.

/started at 4. Also messed up.

gunga galunga: My favorite was the one when he had prisoners in a work release program working in his screwdriver factory and one of the convicts got shanked and had somethng resembling salmon roe pulled from his abdomen.

That was from earlier this week, right? I think I remember that one.

There's also one where he traveled to North Korea and had a brief run-in with Kim Jong-Il. He got a few bites that day.

Lsherm: Who names a kid Chiquita? Banana fans?

Protricity: 'cute' isn't sexual harassment? great. the media should apologize to the mother for running her own bullshiat story into sensation,
or something
because otherwise suspension after detention after repeated warnings is par for the course for discipline.
We are supposed to be trusting the calls teachers make on our children and not bringing down internet justice every time some idiot reporter gives us 1/6th of the story out of context.

Maybe if they'd informed her of his misbehavior in the first place, she could have handled it at home.

Schools get to thinking that they are the only arbiters of discipline and they're getting to the point where they think they're your kids "legal guardian" when they're at school and sometimes outside of it. Bullshiat.

If my kid was smarting off to a teacher, there would be reperecussions at home. They should have worked with her, instead of letting this kid think he's getting away with it by not having his mom told.