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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 12:17:27 PM
At least they updated this one to account for the no fees law. The standard advice on saving gas is recycled unchanged since the 1970s. Get a tuneup, they say. For you kids in the audience, a tuneup is a periodic adjustment to a carburetor. A carburetor is an obsolete mechanism for delivering fuel to cylinders.
 
2011-12-07 01:20:01 PM
ZAZ: At least they updated this one to account for the no fees law. The standard advice on saving gas is recycled unchanged since the 1970s. Get a tuneup, they say. For you kids in the audience, a tuneup is a periodic adjustment to a carburetor. A carburetor is an obsolete mechanism for delivering fuel to cylinders.

Exactly. Even NASCAR is no longer using carburetors.
 
2011-12-07 01:24:55 PM
Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".
 
2011-12-07 01:26:22 PM
ZAZ: The standard advice on saving gas is recycled unchanged since the 1970s. Get a tuneup, they say.

These days that means "check tire pressure and oil". It still helps mileage.

People say "dial a phone" too.
 
2011-12-07 01:29:32 PM
Also, #s 1, 3 and 4 are risks you take with ALL types of gifts.

If you buy someone a new set of windshield wipers, they may be, in order-

A) Stolen
B) Not used
and
C) Not used.
 
2011-12-07 01:50:29 PM
kingoomieiii: Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".

We have the same laws in CT. I don't get why other states don't.
 
2011-12-07 02:59:25 PM
It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever.

Bankruptcies will still do you in.
 
2011-12-07 03:01:53 PM
Catch #2: A gift card that has already been used or activated.

It can happen with cards hanging in store displays and it happened to Nancy Parrot. "Before I went to use them I registered them online," she said. "And when I did that it said I just had a $50 balance and it's a $100 gift card."


What kind of idiotically retarded store would put already activated gift cards on display?

Reminds me of the guy who ran into a Wal-Mart, grabbed a massive stack of gift cards and took off, not realizing none of them were active and he just stole a bunch of worthless plastic.
 
2011-12-07 03:02:28 PM
Gift cards. Trading cash for something that works less well than cash.
 
2011-12-07 03:04:19 PM
Aarontology: kingoomieiii: Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".

We have the same laws in CT. I don't get why other states don't.


One of the few good things Blumenthal did.
 
2011-12-07 03:04:35 PM
kingoomieiii: Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".

Yeah, but it's your family members who live in other states who don't know anything about you who will resort to a gift card. Their states might not have those laws, and since that's where the card was purchased, that's whose laws it will follow.

Do most of these places still have identical-looking screens at the register for the different operations of "activate new card" and "add money to existing card"? If so, someone could easily bring a card magstrip reader/writer into the store, give the whole shelf of cards the same number, and buy one of them for $5... and then spend the cumulative amount of all those cards on Christmas day in a different store before anyone else gets to them.

/just sayin'
 
2011-12-07 03:06:10 PM
Pants_Optional: Aarontology: kingoomieiii: Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".

We have the same laws in CT. I don't get why other states don't.

One of the few good things Blumenthal did.


I thought that was a nation wide thing....
 
2011-12-07 03:06:28 PM
ZAZ: At least they updated this one to account for the no fees law. The standard advice on saving gas is recycled unchanged since the 1970s. Get a tuneup, they say. For you kids in the audience, a tuneup is a periodic adjustment to a carburetor. A carburetor is an obsolete mechanism for delivering fuel to cylinders.

Lol because I'm 26 I don't know things that were common before I was alive.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 03:07:35 PM
I thought that was a nation wide thing....

Many states passed laws over the past decade. The federal government added a nationwide law last year.
 
2011-12-07 03:09:05 PM
Please give people you love these things instead of forcing them to shop at one place.

skepticurious.com
 
2011-12-07 03:11:58 PM
crab66: Please give people you love these things instead of forcing them to shop at one place.

[skepticurious.com image 245x245]




Up here there is an activation fee. I don't want to spend $110 bucks for $100 bucks. Mind you, if you are going to give a card like that... jeesh just give them a crisp $100. Apart from practical, it's kind of cool to just walk around with a nice $100 bill in your jeans.
 
2011-12-07 03:12:19 PM
If you are going to be that thoughtless and lazy just give the person some friggen' cash and call it a day. It's a lot easier to spend at the bar... and everywhere else for that matter.
 
2011-12-07 03:12:26 PM
crab66: Please give people you love these things instead of forcing them to shop at one place.

[skepticurious.com image 245x245]


You will get a gift certificate to Crazy Larry's Cheese Log Bonanza and you will enjoy it.
 
2011-12-07 03:12:51 PM
scottydoesntknow: It can happen with cards hanging in store displays and it happened to Nancy Parrot. "Before I went to use them I registered them online," she said. "And when I did that it said I just had a $50 balance and it's a $100 gift card."

What kind of idiotically retarded brazenly-criminal, yet clever, store clerk would put already activated gift cards on display?


Sounds like there is some form of scam going on there. Not sure what level... maybe just the clerk activating a different amount than was purchased and pocketing the difference, maybe the whole store is being run fraudulently... but I bet it wasn't just idiocy.

/ gift cards are stupid, but not only for this reason
 
2011-12-07 03:14:47 PM
ProfessorOhki: Crazy Larry's Cheese Log Bonanza

Cheese log, cheese log,
it's big, it's heavy, it's food!

Cheese log, cheese log,
it's better than bad -- it's Gouda!

/ sorry
// so sorry
 
2011-12-07 03:15:49 PM
ZAZ: I thought that was a nation wide thing....

Many states passed laws over the past decade. The federal government added a nationwide law last year.


The feds didn't eliminate fees, though, they just restricted them to once a month after at least 12 months of inactivity, and upped the reporting requirements.

H.R. 267, Credit Card Act of 2009
 
2011-12-07 03:16:19 PM
kingoomieiii: Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".



We don't have expiration here but, I think the Visa cards still can whittle down.
 
2011-12-07 03:19:50 PM
Willie Nelson - Good Times

/the original, not the one with that orchestral backup crap
/in my STFU&GBTW playlist
 
2011-12-07 03:20:02 PM
scottydoesntknow:
Reminds me of the guy who ran into a Wal-Mart, grabbed a massive stack of gift cards and took off, not realizing none of them were active and he just stole a bunch of worthless plastic.

[CSB]
I know a guy who one year was really strapped for cash around Christmas, so he grabbed a bunch of those gift cards from the display at Wal-Mart, then gave about 20 of them away as presents, knowing they had no money on them. Only a few people bothered to mention it to him after the fact, and when they did it was months later. He said he just played dumb and handed them cash, making up some excuse about the clerk not activating the card right.
[/CSB]
 
2011-12-07 03:23:25 PM
Best gift card

scavenging.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-07 03:23:45 PM
crab66: Please give people you love these things instead of forcing them to shop at one place.

[skepticurious.com image 245x245]


So, if you give them a $100 gift card, and they give YOU a $100 gift card, has anything actually happened?

Can we just "score" Christmas on whether it's a net loss of cash, or gain?

Which way does that even go? If you give out a $20 gift card and they give you a $50 gift card, did you "win"? Or lose, considering that being a selfish bastard was not the objective?

Perhaps it would be more considerate to inform the person of the amount of gift credit you're going to send them, so they can send you the same amount, thus avoiding such problems entirely.
 
2011-12-07 03:24:22 PM
The thing that gets me is the stores like Walgreens that sell multiple cards. We got a gift card from someone one year for AMC Theaters that they bought at Walgreens in our town. Only problem is that nearest AMC Theater is 200 miles away. Stupid. Just give me cash if you don't want to buy a present.
 
2011-12-07 03:24:51 PM
SFSailor: scottydoesntknow: It can happen with cards hanging in store displays and it happened to Nancy Parrot. "Before I went to use them I registered them online," she said. "And when I did that it said I just had a $50 balance and it's a $100 gift card."

What kind of idiotically retarded brazenly-criminal, yet clever, store clerk would put already activated gift cards on display?

Sounds like there is some form of scam going on there. Not sure what level... maybe just the clerk activating a different amount than was purchased and pocketing the difference, maybe the whole store is being run fraudulently... but I bet it wasn't just idiocy.

/ gift cards are stupid, but not only for this reason


The clerk can't pocket the difference unless you pay in cash, because when they balance out their drawer at the end of the shift the system treats credit card purchases different than the cash in the drawer.

Which is why I always purchase my electronic currency* with other electronic currency**, which I then pay off by transferring electronic currency***. And when I do it that way, I get a bonus amount of electronic currency****.

*gift card
**credit card
***checking account
****airline miles
*****stars are the new slashies
*virgule asterisk
 
2011-12-07 03:29:29 PM
Gift Cards: Providing an interest free (sometimes negative interest) loan to a major corporation.
 
2011-12-07 03:31:59 PM
Gift cards are awful presents.

/rather get a hug
//so ronery
 
2011-12-07 03:34:35 PM
In what way is a gift card preferable to cash?
 
2011-12-07 03:42:29 PM
For all the people saying, just give them cash, don't you get it? Cash is so impersonal. That hunk of plastic is so warm and shows that the giver really spent some time thinking about what the receiver would like. And do you know how hard it is to spend a hundred dollar bill? Giving someone a Benjy is like saying, "fark you, I don't really care!"
 
2011-12-07 03:46:51 PM
I recall seeing some weirdness on gift cards having "expiration dates".

See, if they don't have expiration dates, and they never get used and eventually "lost", it creates a nearly unprecedented financial weirdness.

Technically, it looks like you've just given the money back to the company that issued the cert. But corporate accounting can't work that way. Rather, they MUST list all outstanding, valid gift certificates as debts. Debts that can never be resolved, because there is no mechanism to pay you back. They could be moving to get bought out by another company and this comes it "says here that you owe $67,871.34 in gift certificates, are we inheriting your perpetual debt when we acquire you?"

It does something that otherwise almost never happens. Once the certificate is lost/destroyed, cash effectively disappears forever. Technically it's still there, but exists in the form of a totally inert debt to you. If there's no expiration date, the merchant's accounting cannot simply absolve the debt and spend the money. They didn't actually gain money- they issue a $20 certificate, gain $20 but account a $20 debt for a net accounting gain of $0, and that situation persists indefinitely. The person who lost the certificate did not gain $20. The money just... disappears.
 
2011-12-07 03:48:15 PM
NightOwl2255: For all the people saying, just give them cash, don't you get it? Cash is so impersonal. That hunk of plastic is so warm and shows that the giver really spent some time thinking about what the receiver would like. And do you know how hard it is to spend a hundred dollar bill? Giving someone a Benjy is like saying, "fark you, I don't really care!"

Alice: A gift certificate is completely different from cash.
Dilbert: No, it's not. They're both pieces of paper you can exchange for goods and services.
Alice: You're missing the point.
Dilbert: Actually, a gift certificate is worse than cash, because you can only use it in one place.
Wally: And it expires.
Alice: At least it shows some thought.
Dilbert: It shows defective thought. You're trading perfectly good money for something that does the same thing, only not as well.
 
2011-12-07 03:50:06 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer: In what way is a gift card preferable to cash?

The gift card says "hey, go out and buy something special that you would not otherwise spend the money on". Cash is more likely to just disappear down the bottomless pit of mortgage debt, student loans, and generic day-to-day expenses. A year later you may still have the cookbook that you bought with the gift card, but you will have forgotten that Uncle Bob's cash paid for half of last January's gas bill.
 
2011-12-07 03:52:12 PM
Aarontology: kingoomieiii: Joke's on your, sensationalistic article, I live in Rhode Island. It's against state law for a gift card to expire here, ever. It's also against state law to charge fees on them, or slowly whittle down their value due to "inactivity".

We have the same laws in CT. I don't get why other states don't.


Because it's an accounting nightmare and those laws are silly populist pandering.
 
2011-12-07 03:52:51 PM
Whenever anyone send me a gift card, I usually just round file it. I don't want people giving me gifts in the first place and I damned sure don't want to have to go shop for it myself. Nothing says "I just don't give a shiat about you and am just going through the motions" like a gift card.
 
2011-12-07 03:54:50 PM
This is EXACTLY why I always give my family, friends and employees a nice hot cocoa sampler.

Always appreciated and it never goes bad.

Can't lose!
 
2011-12-07 03:56:32 PM
Ivo Shandor: Teen Wolf Blitzer: In what way is a gift card preferable to cash?

The gift card says "hey, go out and buy something special that you would not otherwise spend the money on". Cash is more likely to just disappear down the bottomless pit of mortgage debt, student loans, and generic day-to-day expenses. A year later you may still have the cookbook that you bought with the gift card, but you will have forgotten that Uncle Bob's cash paid for half of last January's gas bill.


Who the hell pays for loans and bills in cash?
 
2011-12-07 03:57:32 PM
JackieRabbit: Whenever anyone send me a gift card, I usually just round file it.

Gee, I thought giving it was the stupidest thing one could do with a gift card.

I was wrong.
 
2011-12-07 04:01:19 PM
smedrick: Who the hell pays for loans and bills in cash?

If only there were someplace you could deposit cash and then use some type of paper instrument to transfer that cash to others.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 04:01:29 PM
Oznog

In some states unused gift cards become the property of the state. See "escheat." The state also claims unredeemed bottle deposits.
 
2011-12-07 04:04:55 PM
paulleah: This is EXACTLY why I always give my family, friends and employees a nice hot cocoa sampler.

Always appreciated and it never goes bad.

Can't lose!


I hand out bar towels.
 
2011-12-07 04:05:49 PM
downstairs: ZAZ: At least they updated this one to account for the no fees law. The standard advice on saving gas is recycled unchanged since the 1970s. Get a tuneup, they say. For you kids in the audience, a tuneup is a periodic adjustment to a carburetor. A carburetor is an obsolete mechanism for delivering fuel to cylinders.

Exactly. Even NASCAR is no longer using carburetors.


One no longer needs to check the air pressure in tires?
 
2011-12-07 04:06:25 PM
smedrick: Who the hell pays for loans and bills in cash?

I'm assuming that there's a bank account involved somewhere... either you deposit it, or you don't need to withdraw $100 from the ATM that week because you have extra cash in your wallet. Either way, the gift cash just mixes in with the rest of your money unless you make a conscious effort to set it aside for a specific purchase.
 
2011-12-07 04:09:31 PM
Gordian Cipher: The clerk can't pocket the difference unless you pay in cash, because when they balance out their drawer at the end of the shift the system treats credit card purchases different than the cash in the drawer.

True. But I still smell scam in there somewhere. The owner? The gift card operation? The "victim" scamming the store? Something. Of course, I smell scam almost everywhere, I guess.

Gordian Cipher: Which is why I always purchase my electronic currency* with other electronic currency**, which I then pay off by transferring electronic currency***. And when I do it that way, I get a bonus amount of electronic currency****.

Me? I prefer to use my cell phone^ to pay for my electronic currency, before using it to buy other electronic currency, which I then transfer to other electronic currency to earn bonus electronic currency, which gets paid off by PayPal currency I got by selling electronic goods in an electronic marketplace.

But, nooooo, we have a perfectly cromulent economy.

^ coming soon to the US, via competing platforms, and I'm not sure if that's going to be Teh Awesomez to wave my phone at a sensor and be done, or just more ass pain waiting in line while a geriatric tries to buy Geritol with their Jitterbug
 
2011-12-07 04:20:59 PM
Only time I've ever not used a gift card was when I was given a Starbucks card. I hate coffee (even the smell in a Starbucks shop makes me dizzy), so I re-gifted it to a friend who went there every friggin day.

EVERY other gift card I've been given has been used to the very last penny. I will happily take your unused gift cards.
 
2011-12-07 04:25:26 PM
Oznog: I recall seeing some weirdness on gift cards having "expiration dates".

See, if they don't have expiration dates, and they never get used and eventually "lost", it creates a nearly unprecedented financial weirdness.

Technically, it looks like you've just given the money back to the company that issued the cert. But corporate accounting can't work that way. Rather, they MUST list all outstanding, valid gift certificates as debts. Debts that can never be resolved, because there is no mechanism to pay you back. They could be moving to get bought out by another company and this comes it "says here that you owe $67,871.34 in gift certificates, are we inheriting your perpetual debt when we acquire you?"

It does something that otherwise almost never happens. Once the certificate is lost/destroyed, cash effectively disappears forever. Technically it's still there, but exists in the form of a totally inert debt to you. If there's no expiration date, the merchant's accounting cannot simply absolve the debt and spend the money. They didn't actually gain money- they issue a $20 certificate, gain $20 but account a $20 debt for a net accounting gain of $0, and that situation persists indefinitely. The person who lost the certificate did not gain $20. The money just... disappears.


"Nearly unprecedented" might be a bit hyperbolic.

Most places choose not to record the sale of a gift card as Revenue; instead, they consider it Deferred Revenue and don't actually record the sale as Revenue until the card is redeemed. It's a liability, but it's not a debt, so it's not subject to the same laws and regulations concerning debts during a takeover or bankruptcy. On public balance sheets, it may be lumped in with "Accrued Expense/Other Liability." This system is similar to how companies have recognized layaway purchases for many years.

To resolve aging Deferred Revenue (cards that are never redeemed), companies will compute or assume an annual "breakage" amount, i.e., the percentage of gift cards that never get redeemed, and use that percentage to sunset old Deferred Revenue after a certain amount of time. The breakage percentage is usually based on historical data.

It's not a financial nightmare, it's just a little non-standard. The issue comes when audits roll around, since Generally Accepted Accounting Practices (GAAP) don't really talk about this situation much, and different companies record things different ways. Companies use expiration dates and non-usage fees as ways of getting around the accounting provisions for recognizing already-sunsetted cards, but they're not truly necessary.
 
2011-12-07 04:28:16 PM
JackieRabbit: Whenever anyone send me a gift card, I usually just round file it.

...and by "round file" you of course mean "an envelope with a stamp and Gordian Cipher's address on it", right?

Right?

/of course you do
 
2011-12-07 04:38:19 PM
Oznog: I recall seeing some weirdness on gift cards having "expiration dates".

See, if they don't have expiration dates, and they never get used and eventually "lost", it creates a nearly unprecedented financial weirdness.

Technically, it looks like you've just given the money back to the company that issued the cert. But corporate accounting can't work that way. Rather, they MUST list all outstanding, valid gift certificates as debts. Debts that can never be resolved, because there is no mechanism to pay you back. They could be moving to get bought out by another company and this comes it "says here that you owe $67,871.34 in gift certificates, are we inheriting your perpetual debt when we acquire you?"

It does something that otherwise almost never happens. Once the certificate is lost/destroyed, cash effectively disappears forever. Technically it's still there, but exists in the form of a totally inert debt to you. If there's no expiration date, the merchant's accounting cannot simply absolve the debt and spend the money. They didn't actually gain money- they issue a $20 certificate, gain $20 but account a $20 debt for a net accounting gain of $0, and that situation persists indefinitely. The person who lost the certificate did not gain $20. The money just... disappears.


have to agree with you. gift-cards that disappear HAVE to loose their value at some point or the company that issued them could not write them out of their administration
 
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