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(Pajiba) Amusing The 5 Dudes With Whom It's Most Acceptable for Straight Men to Have a Man Crush   (pajiba.com) divider line 182
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2011-12-07 09:42:45 AM
Can't click.
Someone list?
 
2011-12-07 09:45:05 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-07 09:45:10 AM
stebain: Can't click.
Someone list?


Jon Hamm
Bear Grylls
Kyle Chandler
Timothy Olyphant
Ron Swanson
 
2011-12-07 09:45:10 AM
#6: xanadian
 
2011-12-07 09:46:58 AM
how many more articles will the author of tfa write before coming out?

/how many mancrushes can you have before you are gay?
//0
 
2011-12-07 09:47:23 AM
WTF did I just read? Look conflicted guy, save your "man crushes" for real bad asses like Sir Richard Francis Burton or Chesty Puller or farking Lemmy, not a bunch of pussy actors who set your little jockey shorts a-tremble when you're alone in your room.
 
2011-12-07 09:48:39 AM
What a waste of everything - I want my 60 secs back...and the next 60 seconds back too, for the minute of self abuse I must endure for clicking on TFA and ReadingTFA.

/damn damn damn
 
2011-12-07 09:50:13 AM
The Ron Swanson man crush is brilliant.

/anyone who can grow a mustache like that
//etc
 
2011-12-07 09:50:21 AM
farbekrieg: /how many mancrushes can you have before you are gay?

Didn't read, but based on names alone, I'm 3/5, and I love vagina more than Charlie Sheen does.
 
2011-12-07 09:52:03 AM
Ron Swanson, sure. The rest can gtfo.
 
2011-12-07 09:52:06 AM
I wish I could speak like Ian McShane, does that count?
 
2011-12-07 09:52:32 AM
Wait, the author thinks that "women distrust men who don't have man crushes because if you don't have an man crush, you're probably hiding something" and then proceeds to recommend THAT list? Uh guys....please don't listen to him, he's really not helping.
 
2011-12-07 09:53:02 AM
No Brad Pitt from the Fight Club era? Uh oh...
 
2011-12-07 09:53:05 AM
drewogatory: WTF did I just read? Look conflicted guy, save your "man crushes" for real bad asses like Sir Richard Francis Burton or Chesty Puller or farking Lemmy, not a bunch of pussy actors who set your little jockey shorts a-tremble when you're alone in your room.

I didn't know Fark had any senior citizens, nice.
 
2011-12-07 09:53:45 AM
Ok...I know none of these people. Guess I'll just skip the whole man crush thing.
 
2011-12-07 09:56:04 AM
MightyPez: stebain: Can't click.
Someone list?

Jon Hamm
Bear Grylls
Kyle Chandler
Timothy Olyphant
Ron Swanson


List fails without Alexander Skarsgård and John Barrowman.

/nttawwt
 
2011-12-07 09:58:24 AM
#6 The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World
 
2011-12-07 09:58:26 AM
No Jack Donaghy?
 
2011-12-07 09:58:42 AM
Author's name is "Dustin". That explains a lot. The fact that he talks about having a "crush" at all is very telling. He's frickin' gay. Back in the day, there were just dudes that you idolized and wanted to be like. That's not "crushing" on them shiatferbrains.

Anyway: Clint Eastwood, Muhammed Ali, Pete Rose, Lee Marvin, Julius Erving. At some point in my life I actually wanted to be all of them. But that's not crushing.
 
2011-12-07 10:00:01 AM
Ebbelwoi: Author's name is "Dustin". That explains a lot. The fact that he talks about having a "crush" at all is very telling. He's frickin' gay. Back in the day, there were just dudes that you idolized and wanted to be like. That's not "crushing" on them shiatferbrains.

joberts11.wikis.birmingham.k12.mi.us
 
2011-12-07 10:00:02 AM
storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro
 
2011-12-07 10:00:17 AM
I'll admit to having a man crush on The Fillion.
 
2011-12-07 10:01:20 AM
List is epic fail without NPH.
 
2011-12-07 10:01:54 AM
For me, it would be :
Lady Gaga
 
2011-12-07 10:01:56 AM
May I humbly suggest Mikhail Baryshnikov?
 
2011-12-07 10:03:01 AM
superforest.org

>

edwindsyam.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-07 10:03:57 AM
BassmanBP: I'll admit to having a man crush on The Fillion.

Madox84: List is epic fail without NPH.

Came here to mention these two. Basically, what with my regular crush on Felicia Day, I'm very happy with the entire cast of Dr Horrible.
 
2011-12-07 10:04:28 AM
List fails without George Clooney.

/Men want him and women want to be him.
//And vice versa.
 
2011-12-07 10:04:33 AM
i'm just going to leave this right here...

www.scifiscoop.com
 
2011-12-07 10:04:39 AM
Straight men and I apparently have different tastes in men. I only know who two of those gentlemen are.

/Jon Hamm and Timothy Olyphant
//love Jon Hamm
 
2011-12-07 10:07:00 AM
Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter.

Name two guys who get more quality ass in the world. Hint: you can't.
 
2011-12-07 10:08:56 AM
List needs more Mike Rowe.
 
2011-12-07 10:09:45 AM
Bear Grylls: Night's coming, better suck my own cock.
 
2011-12-07 10:11:00 AM
When did admiration and envy begin to = crush?
 
2011-12-07 10:12:02 AM
Mike Patton.
 
2011-12-07 10:13:04 AM
I would crush this Mann:

www.trailershut.com
 
2011-12-07 10:13:52 AM
No love for Robert Downey Jr?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2011-12-07 10:14:18 AM
Brigitte Nielsen, circa Rocky IV.
 
2011-12-07 10:16:29 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
Joel McHale

www.techniche.org
Ian Wright of Globetrekker/Lonely Planet

/not gay
 
2011-12-07 10:17:17 AM
*cough*Arthur Darvill*cough*
 
2011-12-07 10:22:31 AM
funk_soul_bubby: farbekrieg: /how many mancrushes can you have before you are gay?

Didn't read, but based on names alone, I'm 3/5, and I love vagina more than Charlie Sheen does.


So you're bisexual?

/The correct answer was one
//One
 
2011-12-07 10:23:26 AM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2011-12-07 10:24:59 AM
No Xander Whifflebottom?
 
2011-12-07 10:26:55 AM
What, no Tim Tebow?
 
2011-12-07 10:26:58 AM
Just read the list to the hubby. After he stopped laughing, his only words were, "Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery."

Man is correct. Although the Mike Rowe entries up thread would also probably be allowed.
 
2011-12-07 10:28:51 AM
There's enough alcohol in the room to make me take a pass at Bear Grylls, Tom Hardy, and/or Taylor Kitsch.
 
2011-12-07 10:29:35 AM
Two words: Sean Connery... that is all.
 
2011-12-07 10:30:18 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-12-07 10:30:51 AM
What a great thread. Love the pics.
I joke with my husband that his man crush is Matthew McConaughey. He insists on seeing anything he's in. I don't complain.
 
2011-12-07 10:31:56 AM
LittleKidLover: i'm just going to leave this right here...

[www.scifiscoop.com image 640x410]




came here to say "where the fark is bale?"
 
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