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(NJ.com) Obvious Chris Christie heads to Iowa to put some weight behind Mitt Romney's campaign   (nj.com) divider line 37
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ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 09:58:53 AM
I never wanted him to succeed as much as I do now. If he can get support for Mittens and get Newt off the top of the mountain, I'll be a happy camper. Of all the GOP candidates, Newt's only slightly above Bachmann as people I want to be president.

/actually, I never wanted Christie to succeed, so this is a first for me.
 
sprawl15
2011-12-07 10:02:16 AM
So...invest in corn futures?
 
EWreckedSean
2011-12-07 10:04:57 AM
Hey did you hear, Cristie is fat.
 
theinsultabot9000
2011-12-07 10:06:18 AM
...sometimes, a cheap laugh is a good one, thanks subby
 
Rann Xerox
2011-12-07 10:10:57 AM
I wonder what Chris Christie will receive from Mitt Romney for his.....

[PUTS ON SUNGLASSES]

..... largesse.

/YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
Don't Troll Me Bro! [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 10:16:07 AM
abuguet.net

+1 subby.
 
BitwiseShift
2011-12-07 10:22:56 AM
Apparently Camden New Jersey is becoming the Juarez of the North since the invisible unpaid cops assigned to protect Christie's constituents are busy perfecting his no cost diet.
 
urban.derelict
2011-12-07 10:30:24 AM
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quatchi
2011-12-07 10:37:34 AM
What's Romney gonna do with Christie on the campaign trail?

Go door to door at local farms and threaten to let him loose among the crops if they don't vote for him?

/Fat jokes are edgy.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-07 10:39:56 AM
They can save jet fuel by lashing some wings to him and giving him burritos, he can fart the whole way to Iowa.
 
Cletus C.
2011-12-07 10:42:05 AM
His girth, if nothing else, proves he isn't from some country in Africa, masquerading as an American citizen.
 
Fuggin Bizzy [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 10:50:13 AM
It's funny because he's fat.
 
Muta
2011-12-07 10:59:37 AM
How do the people of New Jersey feel about paying Christie to hanging out in Iowa?
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 11:06:10 AM
quatchi: Go door to door at local farms and threaten to let him loose among the crops if they don't vote for him?

This shiat killed me.
 
Cagey B
2011-12-07 11:48:44 AM
Adviser: Sir, your poll numbers in Iowa are slipping.

Romney: Bring in that floating fat man, The Governor!
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-07 11:57:32 AM
Iowa doughnut shops adding extra shifts, day laborers. Pizza parlors on 24 hour alert.
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-12-07 11:58:40 AM
Did anyone point out that the fat governor of New Jersey (the smelliest state), Chris Christie, is a fatty fat person?
 
Jackpot777
2011-12-07 12:01:39 PM
EWreckedSean: Hey did you hear, Cristie is fat.

As if being defensive is in any way going to stop the jokes from coming! Truly you are the Sarah Palin of strategists. So without further ado...

i301.photobucket.com

...no, seriosly. It's time to start running.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-07 12:01:39 PM
Christie stores cheeseburgers in his cheeks.
 
Jackpot777
2011-12-07 12:02:16 PM
seriosly seriously

FTFM
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-07 12:03:10 PM
After the jokes about Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy, it's not so funny when it's your guy, eh teabagger farkos?
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-12-07 12:03:46 PM
Chris Christie and Mitt Romney walk into a bar in Iowa. The bartender says, "Ahh!" Mitt says, "Chris, stop eating the bartender! I'm running for office, for Pete's sake!" There's no punchline.
 
jj325 [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 12:13:15 PM
He'll come for the campaigning, he'll stay for the pork chops
 
Cletus C.
2011-12-07 12:14:35 PM
Jake Havechek: After the jokes about Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy, it's not so funny when it's your guy, eh teabagger farkos?

MIchael Moore has more rolls than a Manhattan bakery. Teddy Kennedy is probably down to nothing more than bones by now.
 
Jackpot777
2011-12-07 12:27:25 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Chris Christie and Mitt Romney walk into a bar in Iowa. The bartender says, "Ahh!" Mitt says, "Chris, stop eating the bartender! I'm running for office, for Pete's sake!" There's no punchline.

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Lumpmoose [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 12:30:36 PM
Jake Havechek: After the jokes about Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy, it's not so funny when it's your guy, eh teabagger farkos?

This was a lot better than most Michael Moore headlines. The most recent example. Same joke, no subtlety.
 
Syphilis_Smile
2011-12-07 12:51:08 PM
Jake Havechek: After the jokes about Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy, it's not so funny when it's your guy, eh teabagger farkos?

I voted for the guy and I still think the jokes are funny. Should combine Michael Moore jokes in with the ones about Christie for some real lulz.
 
Zmog
2011-12-07 01:15:07 PM
Syphilis_Smile: Jake Havechek: After the jokes about Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy, it's not so funny when it's your guy, eh teabagger farkos?

I voted for the guy and I still think the jokes are funny. Should combine Michael Moore jokes in with the ones about Christie for some real lulz.

Something about keeping them apart for fear of critical mass?
 
N. A. Coffey
2011-12-07 02:02:26 PM
jj325: He'll come for the campaigning, he'll stay for the pork chops corndogs

blueherald.com
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:12:41 PM
Muta: How do the people of New Jersey feel about paying Christie to hanging out in Iowa?

Meh, it's not like he's getting anything done when he's here. Well, unless by "getting anything done" you mean demonizing unions, blaming Obama for his own office's screw-up that caused us to miss out on $400M, offering more tax cuts to businesses, and cut public school spending to 1/400th* of previous years' budgets.

/*Math may be off. We used to spend $10B, 2011 budget calls for $250M. I suck at math.
//God help us if he gets the 2016 presidential nomination. Gingrich will look like a farking prince by comparison.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:14:34 PM
Zmog: Syphilis_Smile: Jake Havechek: After the jokes about Michael Moore and Teddy Kennedy, it's not so funny when it's your guy, eh teabagger farkos?

I voted for the guy and I still think the jokes are funny. Should combine Michael Moore jokes in with the ones about Christie for some real lulz.

Something about keeping them apart for fear of critical mass?

Moore and Christie meet to debate school funding, winner to be declared Yokozuna.
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2011-12-07 03:00:00 PM
Hahahaha

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urban.derelict
2011-12-07 03:04:24 PM
quatchi: Go door to door at local farms and threaten to let him loose

No dice, Chris Christie would be sweating buckets and wheezing by the 2nd house they visit.

/farm properties are generally larger than city properties
//with more distance between their front doors
 
Goodfella
2011-12-07 04:14:59 PM
Brilliant. A Wall Street fat cat like Christie coming to take some of that 1%er edge off of the Mittster.

Mitt Romney cannot into politics.
 
Bigdogdaddy
2011-12-08 01:40:12 AM
And no "Kum-n-Go" jokes?

/disappointed
 
vonster
2011-12-08 12:05:38 PM
Fat jokes add SO much to the political process.....
 
Raptop
2011-12-08 02:34:22 PM
+1 subby

this is why I read fark
 
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