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2011-12-07 07:36:17 AM
Works in most of the pics. Courtney Love: Not so much.
 
2011-12-07 09:01:09 AM
They need safety pants.
They need safety pants.
They need safety pants.
They need safety pants.
 
2011-12-07 09:03:47 AM
1) Fark you, Daily News, it's an awesome style. More women should be pantsless.

2) lifefeed.net

3) What's with all the shaming?
"these celebs have no shame trying to pass off their skimpy styles"
"country cutie showed off her legs - and impractical fashion sense"
"The only thing missing? Something to cover her legs."
"a giant sweater (with holes in it!) is not an adequate substitute for an outfit"
"Repeat offender, Whitney Port, just can't seem to keep her pants on no matter where she is."
"misplaced a crucial part of her wardrobe"
"how many times do we have to tell you"

Take your prudish condescension and shove it up your ass, Daily News.
 
2011-12-07 10:54:26 AM
I don't know what having kids has to do with anything, Mariah Carey looks pretty f*cking good.
 
2011-12-07 11:38:38 AM
Next up: pets without fur.

/Freaky
 
2011-12-07 11:41:01 AM
 
2011-12-07 11:43:29 AM
"Female celebrities w/o pants"?

*ears go up*

"slideshow"?

gawdammitsomuch!!

Talk about conflicted.
 
2011-12-07 11:50:09 AM
Women without pants is sort* of an old-fashioned thing, subby. I wasn't allowed to wear pants to (public) school until third grade. Women in pants were not allowed in restaurants.

*In Biblical times, women wore pants, and men wore long, flowy dresses. But that's only if you're going REALLY old school. Or, if some asshole gets in your face and tells you that it is un-Godly for women to dress like men.
 
2011-12-07 11:54:10 AM
quatchi: "slideshow"?
gawdammitsomuch!!


It all loaded on one page for me. Thanks, NoScript.
 
2011-12-07 11:55:21 AM
Back in the days wearing no pants meant something.jpg
 
2011-12-07 11:58:44 AM
OK, I call BS on the magazine covers, concert costumes, and red carpet pics, all are meant to be attention grabbers.

The rest just look silly.

"Ooh, la la! Madonna lets it all hang out of her one-piece, for good reason."

Cause she looks like a skank monster?.
 
2011-12-07 12:01:08 PM
I didn't recognize at least 1/3 of those names, or I had heard of them but had no idea why. Does that mean I'm getting old?

/34
 
2011-12-07 12:01:43 PM
'Cause your friends wear pants and if they wear pants, well they're no friends of mine.
 
2011-12-07 12:20:44 PM
Next trend I want to see is hot people without clothes.

Non-hot people can keep them on.
 
2011-12-07 12:30:35 PM
baka-san: OK, I call BS on the magazine covers, concert costumes, and red carpet pics, all are meant to be attention grabbers.



or, better yet, when the lady is in a swimsuit, meaning she's probably about to go swimming, oh my, what a scandalous fashion sense -- to wear the appropriate costume for your adventures.
 
2011-12-07 12:38:42 PM
Being British where pants mean something else this was disappointing.
 
2011-12-07 12:43:43 PM
Had to stop at Chewbacca. I mean Miss Piggy. Or whatever Kardashian sister that was in slide 6.
 
2011-12-07 12:48:58 PM
Between that pic of Jessica Simpson's fantastic legs and the one she tweeted earlier this year of her dainty feet, I may just be in lust with that woman again.

/whoever Laura Conrad is needs to eat a bucket of lard before her wispy figure snaps like a dry chicken bone
//Also, Lindsey Lohan is straight up GROSS looking now.
///No amount of "remember when" could put that busted body back together...
 
2011-12-07 12:50:19 PM
Poison: Had to stop at Chewbacca. I mean Miss Piggy. Or whatever Kardashian sister that was in slide 6.

Freshly waxed yeti.
 
2011-12-07 12:56:22 PM
Theaetetus: 1) Fark you, Daily News, it's an awesome style. More women should be pantsless.

2) [lifefeed.net image 400x300]

3) What's with all the shaming?
"these celebs have no shame trying to pass off their skimpy styles"
"country cutie showed off her legs - and impractical fashion sense"
"The only thing missing? Something to cover her legs."
"a giant sweater (with holes in it!) is not an adequate substitute for an outfit"
"Repeat offender, Whitney Port, just can't seem to keep her pants on no matter where she is."
"misplaced a crucial part of her wardrobe"
"how many times do we have to tell you"

Take your prudish condescension and shove it up your ass, Daily News.



What's funny is that the tone changes to approval by the end of the slideshow.

"Ooh, la la! Madonna lets it all hang out of her one-piece, for good reason."
"A true California gurl like Katy Perry knows that less is more!"
"Rihanna will take her style to any level - even if it means omitting a key piece of clothing."

It's like someone else had to finish the captions and the shaming tone was dropped
 
2011-12-07 12:58:35 PM
Oh, wow man! This is so '60s.

And I like it as much as I did then. Which is a lot.
 
2011-12-07 01:07:12 PM
In other news Michelle Rodriguez still looks pretty damn hot even without wielding any pistols.
 
2011-12-07 01:12:44 PM
animal900: I didn't recognize at least 1/3 of those names, or I had heard of them but had no idea why. Does that mean I'm getting old?

/34


No. I actually came in to ask whether someone counts as a "celebrity" if few people know who the hell they are.
 
2011-12-07 01:20:56 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-07 01:22:53 PM
Down with pants!
 
2011-12-07 01:33:40 PM
Short pants are still pants, subby/dumbass article writer.

This (new window NSFW) is what a celebrity without pants looks like.
 
2011-12-07 01:33:50 PM
I'm not wearing pants.
 
2011-12-07 01:48:36 PM
Some celebrity's pants would look very good on my bedroom floor.
 
2011-12-07 01:55:04 PM
I'm OK with this.

Its like the whole tights-as-pants/leggings-and-ugg-boots/shorts-with-tights fashions when I'm walking around campus: sure there are some times when eyebleach is a necessity, but overall, I approve.
 
2011-12-07 01:57:26 PM
Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Not in my head you're not...

;)
 
2011-12-07 02:09:01 PM
Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Pics or it didn't happen. Eip Bie :-)
 
2011-12-07 02:15:40 PM
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Short pants are still pants, subby/dumbass article writer.

This (new window NSFW) is what a celebrity without pants looks like.


No, THIS (new window) is what a celeb without pants looks like. (possibly NSFW)
 
2011-12-07 02:18:25 PM
Is this a new style in America?

Girls have been dressing like this over here for a few years now. Even in winter.

I'm not complaining.
 
2011-12-07 02:32:51 PM
As it should be.
 
2011-12-07 02:35:10 PM
Pwnchubr: Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Pics or it didn't happen. Eip Bie :-)


This :)
 
2011-12-07 02:38:24 PM
I kept clicking until I saw Courtney Love's ass, and that killed the mood for me.
 
2011-12-07 02:39:32 PM
Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Skirts, jeans, and shorts don't count.
 
2011-12-07 02:42:30 PM
Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

I'm OK with this.
 
2011-12-07 02:42:54 PM
Glenford: Deslidified

Owe you a beer.

/Jessica Simpson is the best representation of the theme
 
2011-12-07 02:54:48 PM
blakeosage: A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Short pants are still pants, subby/dumbass article writer.

This (new window NSFW) is what a celebrity without pants looks like.

No, THIS (new window) is what a celeb without pants looks like. (possibly NSFW)


www.gotit.co
 
2011-12-07 03:03:11 PM
Jesus christ what is up with Madonna's legs.

I don't know what it is about this style but it so does not do it for me. It makes most of the women shown look like they have horrible legs or sharp knees.
 
2011-12-07 03:22:25 PM
Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Liar. Prove it.
 
2011-12-07 03:41:08 PM
For anyone who hasn't yet viewed the show, shut your eyes tight before you click/scroll to image 30.

You'll thank me & you'll have a new appreciation for Sherri Shepherd @ Image 31.
 
2011-12-07 04:11:17 PM
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Short pants are still pants, subby/dumbass article writer.

This (new window NSFW) is what a celebrity without pants looks like.


This (new window, NSFW, several shots of fictional celebrity without pants, most notably parachuting) is what should happen to them.
 
2011-12-07 04:54:17 PM
Whar Julianne Moore in Short Cuts? Whar??
 
2011-12-07 05:00:50 PM
I'm British.

I do not approve of the American version of 'pants' in the headline.

Disappointed.


/same with your 'fanny'
 
2011-12-07 05:46:22 PM
You can dance
You can dance
Everybody look at your (lack of) pants
 
2011-12-07 07:32:45 PM
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes: Short pants are still pants, subby/dumbass article writer.

This (new window NSFW) is what a celebrity without pants looks like.


Godammit that's funny
 
2011-12-07 07:43:45 PM
bbair63: Pwnchubr: Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Pics or it didn't happen. Eip Bie :-)

This :)


NSFW (new window)
 
2011-12-07 07:49:03 PM
serial arseonist: bbair63: Pwnchubr: Grables'Daughter: I'm not wearing pants.

Pics or it didn't happen. Eip Bie :-)

This :)

NSFW (new window)


ok, I'll bite.
Got the original of that?
 
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