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(KnoxNews) Stupid Two cops playing with their guns late at night suffer premature discharge, destroying another man's hard sausage. What a load of baloney   (knoxnews.com) divider line 46
More: Stupid, accidental discharge, Sevier County, administrative leave, Michael Hodges, Chris Huskey  
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2011-12-07 08:30:34 AM
So a cock measuring contest by proxy, I guess.
 
2011-12-07 09:06:53 AM
Store,
Meat..
Scales,
 
2011-12-07 09:13:34 AM
The officers in question.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-07 09:29:25 AM
This is why I always carry some frozen baloney in my left breast pocket.
 
2011-12-07 10:44:43 AM
i870.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-07 10:50:07 AM
I bet Sheriff Andy won't let him carry even one bullet anymore.
 
2011-12-07 10:53:05 AM

Almost killed innocent people and suspended for 1 shift.

I'm sure the reaction would have been the same if some non-oinker did this.



"Shortly after Bohanan handed it back to him and when he went to reload, there was an accidental discharge," Hodges said.

No sheriff dip-shiat, it was a Negligent Discharge.

FTP.
 
2011-12-07 10:55:06 AM
OnlyM3: Almost killed innocent people and suspended for 1 shift.

Calm your outrage. Although they definitely pulled a Barney Fife, there were no other occupants in the building.
 
2011-12-07 10:55:07 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-12-07 10:56:55 AM
TWO DAY SUSPENSION, ASSHOLES!


/with pay
 
2011-12-07 10:59:16 AM
Shoot a bolgna? Paid vacation.
Shoot an unarmed man? Paid vacation.

Ever wonder if the cops just think of you as a big bag of meat?
 
2011-12-07 10:59:57 AM
blogs.villagevoice.com

MY BOLOGNA!
 
2011-12-07 11:08:53 AM
BurnShrike: Shoot a bolgna? Paid Unpaid vacation.
Shoot an unarmed man? Paid vacation.

Ever wonder if the cops just think of you as a big bag of meat?


FTFY
How does that look now?
 
2011-12-07 11:10:01 AM
"Shoot a bolgna? Paid vacation."

Unpaid, actually.
 
2011-12-07 11:11:05 AM
Isn't that just the wurst.
 
2011-12-07 11:12:43 AM
My bologna has a first name, it's o.s.c.a. blam!
 
2011-12-07 11:16:27 AM
Schitt, I literally den less than 2 miles from there
 
2011-12-07 11:23:08 AM
Came for the accidental discharge jokes...leaving somewhat mystified.
 
2011-12-07 11:25:00 AM
OnlyM3: I'm sure the reaction would have been the same if some non-oinker did this.

Non-police are punished more severely because sapient beings are expected to possess the cognitive ability to know not to engage in such behaviour.
 
2011-12-07 11:25:50 AM
Mr. Glock came.
 
2011-12-07 11:26:39 AM
StoneColdAtheist: Came for the accidental discharge jokes...leaving somewhat mystified.

this

/I am disappoint
 
2011-12-07 11:29:09 AM
Sybarite: The officers in question.

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t1.gstatic.com

No, I am pretty sure it was these two.
 
2011-12-07 11:31:38 AM
Fish in a Barrel: BurnShrike: Shoot a bolgna? Paid Unpaid vacation.
Shoot an unarmed man? Paid vacation.

Ever wonder if the cops just think of you as a big bag of meat?

FTFY
How does that look now?


Oh shiat you're right. I misread the article the first time because I'm so used to seeing "with pay" that I missed the "without".

So, you shoot a bologna, and you're punished by losing pay. Shoot an innocent person and you get a paid vacation.

Fark the cops.
 
2011-12-07 11:40:31 AM
Jake Havechek: So a cock measuring contest by proxy, I guess.

"Huskey's ... had a longer barrel and a larger magazine."
 
2011-12-07 11:44:34 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Schitt, I literally den less than 2 miles from there

On the internet no one knows you're wolf... unless you tell them.
 
2011-12-07 12:05:48 PM
Was it that pimento loaf shiat? I have no problem with this if they shot up some pimento loaf.
 
2011-12-07 12:11:09 PM
I never sau- sage a thing ...

What, was the Weeners tag off duty?
 
2011-12-07 12:22:55 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Isn't that just the wurst.

SevenYearHawk: I never sau- sage a thing ...

What, was the Weeners tag off duty?


LOL

+1
 
2011-12-07 12:27:28 PM
He did the right thing. Bologna is disgusting and must be destroyed.
 
2011-12-07 12:33:26 PM
Shenanigans!: He did the right thing. Bologna is disgusting and must be destroyed.

The Kingdom of Naples concurs...
 
GBB
2011-12-07 12:46:00 PM
MYTH: Flat screen computer monitors are bullet proof.

Result: BUSTED!
 
2011-12-07 12:47:45 PM
Dimensio: OnlyM3: I'm sure the reaction would have been the same if some non-oinker did this.

Non-police are punished more severely because sapient beings are expected to possess the cognitive ability to know not to engage in such behaviour.


Non-police aren't as vindictive when punished for their mistakes, either.
 
2011-12-07 12:47:57 PM
"A cop is a one-man zoo with a gun."

spatula-city.org
 
2011-12-07 12:52:36 PM
www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2011-12-07 01:33:37 PM
All cops deserve a severe beating at least daily. So they'll learn.
 
2011-12-07 01:40:13 PM
Our cops protect us and we need to support and protect them. Therefore we should take away their guns and cars.

/cops are more likely to die from car wrecks and self-inflicted gunshots than from the actions of "bad guys"
//look it up yourself
 
2011-12-07 01:42:19 PM
This doesn't rise to the level of criminal....just dumb. A suspension is a proportionate response.
 
2011-12-07 02:05:31 PM
Considering that the meat tube had a first name isn't this negligent homicide? Manslaughter at the least.
 
2011-12-07 02:20:26 PM
For once, we're all glad this was NOT a euphemism.
 
2011-12-07 02:56:47 PM
FTA: Cpl. Chris Huskey, 40, was placed on administrative leave without pay following the incident at Dunn's Market, 2650 Upper Middle Creek Road, in Sevierville - a popular hangout spot for officers.

sound like a blast. "hey chris, lets go hang out at the market!" "awesome! lets go!"
 
2011-12-07 03:12:39 PM
Did they set the police car on fire after people started throwing bottles at them?
 
2011-12-07 03:32:26 PM
In their defense, the business was CLOSED and they were basically in a private place... I"ve got to give the benefit of the doubt here. I -highly- doubt they would have been unholstering and/or passing around their sidearms had they been in any sort of public place. Let's not get to freakout mode just yet...


That being said.... NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE is the term. It is not an accident when you pull the trigger. Bad training.



KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG BUTTON YA RETARD!!!!
 
2011-12-07 04:35:19 PM
Mr.BobDobalita: KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG BUTTON YA RETARD!!!!

That's what she said.
 
2011-12-07 04:47:18 PM
Mr.BobDobalita: In their defense, the business was CLOSED and they were basically in a private place... I"ve got to give the benefit of the doubt here. I -highly- doubt they would have been unholstering and/or passing around their sidearms had they been in any sort of public place. Let's not get to freakout mode just yet...


That being said.... NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE is the term. It is not an accident when you pull the trigger. Bad training.



KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG BUTTON YA RETARD!!!!


And before you do anything, CHECK THE CHAMBER. Remember the rules of firearm safety, and you'll never have a negligent discharge:

1. TREAT EVERY WEAPON AS IF IT WERE LOADED

2. NEVER POINT YOUR WEAPON AT ANYTHING YOU DON'T INTEND TO SHOOT.

3. KEEP YOUR WEAPON ON SAFE UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO FIRE

4. KEEP YOUR FINGER STRAIGHT AND OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOU INTEND TO FIRE
 
2011-12-07 10:56:49 PM
theodopolis13: FTA: Cpl. Chris Huskey, 40, was placed on administrative leave without pay following the incident at Dunn's Market, 2650 Upper Middle Creek Road, in Sevierville - a popular hangout spot for officers.

sound like a blast. "hey chris, lets go hang out at the market!" "awesome! lets go!"


Why does the city routinely paying on-duty cops hang out in the back room of a closed convenience store?
 
2011-12-08 09:36:09 AM
5. Stay away from Glocks
 
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