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2011-12-07 08:42:07 AM
And here I thought it was because most women were catty biatches.

/not you Farkettes, you're cool
 
2011-12-07 09:24:02 AM
For some reason, this is men's fault.
 
2011-12-07 09:46:11 AM
I am predicting an appearance by a certain female TFer in this thread who will kindly provide examples of women dressed in such a manner.

and for that I am grateful


EIP
 
2011-12-07 10:15:53 AM
 
2011-12-07 10:21:11 AM
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2011-12-07 10:24:30 AM
NuttierThanEver: I am predicting an appearance by a certain female TFer in this thread who will kindly provide examples of women dressed in such a manner.

and for that I am grateful


EIP


Hell, ANYONE who provides examples of provocatively dressed females would be heroic to me.
 
2011-12-07 10:24:57 AM
NuttierThanEver: I am predicting an appearance by a certain female TFer in this thread who will kindly provide examples of women dressed in such a manner.

and for that I am grateful


EIP


such lazy farkers

www.sicklycat.com
 
2011-12-07 10:25:10 AM
PizzaJedi81: NuttierThanEver: I am predicting an appearance by a certain female TFer in this thread who will kindly provide examples of women dressed in such a manner.

and for that I am grateful


EIP

Hell, ANYONE who provides examples of provocatively dressed females would be heroic to me.


Also...EIP.
 
2011-12-07 10:27:40 AM
Silly researchers, the women weren't upset, they were just concerned she was going to freeze to death.

Ok, maybe not.
 
2011-12-07 10:30:10 AM
An HR employee told me that every complaint they get about office attire comes from a woman, and is about a woman. Without exception. I suppose that's predictable enough, but I find it funny.
 
2011-12-07 10:39:10 AM
me girlfriend can dress any way she wants the more heads she turns just means the higher iv scored
 
2011-12-07 10:40:51 AM
I thought women dressed for other women. You mean they want to piss off other women?
 
2011-12-07 10:43:14 AM
If chicks want to be regarded as real people, on par with men, in the workplace, they should probably dress for business.

Unless they want to project the image of a pole-dancer.

/Dress like a stripper all you want to, just don't complain when we're checking out your rack and caboose.
 
2011-12-07 10:47:17 AM
Women? biatching about nonsense? Inconceivable.
 
2011-12-07 10:47:38 AM
My wife has a really good body which happens to include a set of G-cup funbags. She can wear a potato sack and still get nasty looks from the women in her office.

There's just nothing for it, women are catty about looks in general.
 
2011-12-07 10:49:39 AM
inb4gd
 
2011-12-07 10:50:44 AM
i178.photobucket.com

i178.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-07 10:51:04 AM
TwistedFark: My wife has a really good body which happens to include a set of G-cup funbags. She can wear a potato sack and still get nasty looks from the women in her office.

There's just nothing for it, women are catty about looks in general.


Got pics?
 
2011-12-07 10:54:09 AM
jdog71: [i178.photobucket.com image 200x520]

[i178.photobucket.com image 500x420]



The sad thing in the bottom pic is that the fitter girl still worries about her legs being too fat.
 
2011-12-07 10:55:07 AM
I'm reminded of a woman commenting negatively on another woman's rather loosely crocheted dress and the rather impressive exposed parts. My response? "Yes, she's a bit of an embarrassment to her grandchildren."

No, it wasn't Mae West.
 
2011-12-07 10:55:53 AM
TwistedFark: My wife has a really good body which happens to include a set of G-cup funbags. She can wear a potato sack and still get nasty looks from the women in her office.

There's just nothing for it, women are catty about looks in general.



Pix or it isn't happening.

/She can have clothes on, if need be.
 
2011-12-07 11:04:04 AM
If only this were on the main page.
 
2011-12-07 11:07:32 AM
women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

/ dnrtfa
 
2011-12-07 11:23:49 AM
There used to be a receptionist who worked in our office, who was very attractive. I think the term "eye candy", would definately apply here. Normally she'd wear business type suits, but every now and then, she'd dress up in outfits that..um... enhanced the fact that she was female. The day after she would come into work dressed to the nines, all of the other women in the office would wear dresses, enhance the makeup, poof the hair.....etc.. while talking about what a whore this one looked like yesterday... :) It was always funny as hell to all of the guys in the office.
 
2011-12-07 11:32:10 AM
Christian Bale: jdog71: [i178.photobucket.com image 200x520]

[i178.photobucket.com image 500x420]


The sad thing in the bottom pic is that the fitter girl still worries about her legs being too fat.


As opposed to the bicyclist who has just given up completely?
 
2011-12-07 11:37:19 AM
pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

If there is one thing to be in this life or any other life, it is a pretty woman. Oh sure some might say "Gee, I wish I was a dog", but dogs generally only live about a decade or so. A beautiful woman, from the time puberty hits, and sometimes even before that enjoys the world laid at her feet. That is until her beauty fades.

But in that time she will have lived a life where anything she wants is hers for the taking as long as she puts out every once in a while, and sometimes even without.
 
2011-12-07 11:42:53 AM
mr smart the great: me girlfriend can dress any way she wants the more heads she turns just means the higher iv scored

When i was with my ex (she was a model), i had a random bro type pull me aside one time, "Dude, youre hittin that?" "Yuup." *hifive*.

/shes a farking physicist too, sooo out of my league
//but the "pick any 2" rule is so damn true...
 
2011-12-07 11:46:09 AM
EIP just in case
 
2011-12-07 11:51:06 AM
pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

/ dnrtfa


Besides being married to you, how has she suffered ?
 
2011-12-07 11:52:22 AM
EIP for the BIE
 
2011-12-07 11:52:41 AM
Cyno01: mr smart the great: me girlfriend can dress any way she wants the more heads she turns just means the higher iv scored

When i was with my ex (she was a model), i had a random bro type pull me aside one time, "Dude, youre hittin that?" "Yuup." *hifive*.

/shes a farking physicist too, sooo out of my league
//but the "pick any 2" rule is so damn true...


images.wikia.com

/Suppose Christmas Jones is appropriate for this time of year
 
2011-12-07 12:10:29 PM
Cyno01: mr smart the great: me girlfriend can dress any way she wants the more heads she turns just means the higher iv scored

When i was with my ex (she was a model), i had a random bro type pull me aside one time, "Dude, youre hittin that?" "Yuup." *hifive*.

/shes a farking physicist too, sooo out of my league
//but the "pick any 2" rule is so damn true...


And did I mention she's a world-famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist?
 
2011-12-07 12:28:17 PM
www.demotivation.us
 
2011-12-07 12:42:19 PM
wakizashi: pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

If there is one thing to be in this life or any other life, it is a pretty woman. Oh sure some might say "Gee, I wish I was a dog", but dogs generally only live about a decade or so. A beautiful woman, from the time puberty hits, and sometimes even before that enjoys the world laid at her feet. That is until her beauty fades.

But in that time she will have lived a life where anything she wants is hers for the taking as long as she puts out every once in a while, and sometimes even without.


wtf could she want that could be satisfied by putting out under your terms? are you really so simple? and, is a life of putting out a life that lacks suffering? Quite to the contrary, you have described a life of outstanding suffering, a life of prostitution.

/ thanks for proving my point
 
2011-12-07 12:45:54 PM
metallion: There used to be a receptionist who worked in our office, who was very attractive. I think the term "eye candy", would definately apply here. Normally she'd wear business type suits, but every now and then, she'd dress up in outfits that..um... enhanced the fact that she was female. The day after she would come into work dressed to the nines, all of the other women in the office would wear dresses, enhance the makeup, poof the hair.....etc.. while talking about what a whore this one looked like yesterday... :) It was always funny as hell to all of the guys in the office.

Your post contains, about 900% too many commas. You don't, need to just, sprinkle rand,om commas in your sentences,.
 
2011-12-07 12:47:15 PM
pute kisses like a man: wakizashi: pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

If there is one thing to be in this life or any other life, it is a pretty woman. Oh sure some might say "Gee, I wish I was a dog", but dogs generally only live about a decade or so. A beautiful woman, from the time puberty hits, and sometimes even before that enjoys the world laid at her feet. That is until her beauty fades.

But in that time she will have lived a life where anything she wants is hers for the taking as long as she puts out every once in a while, and sometimes even without.

wtf could she want that could be satisfied by putting out under your terms? are you really so simple? and, is a life of putting out a life that lacks suffering? Quite to the contrary, you have described a life of outstanding suffering, a life of prostitution.

/ thanks for proving my point


Both of you are building up a pretty concentrated ball of butthurt. Cold fusion may be closer than we think.
 
2011-12-07 12:50:53 PM
pute kisses like a man: wakizashi: pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

If there is one thing to be in this life or any other life, it is a pretty woman. Oh sure some might say "Gee, I wish I was a dog", but dogs generally only live about a decade or so. A beautiful woman, from the time puberty hits, and sometimes even before that enjoys the world laid at her feet. That is until her beauty fades.

But in that time she will have lived a life where anything she wants is hers for the taking as long as she puts out every once in a while, and sometimes even without.

wtf could she want that could be satisfied by putting out under your terms? are you really so simple? and, is a life of putting out a life that lacks suffering? Quite to the contrary, you have described a life of outstanding suffering, a life of prostitution.

/ thanks for proving my point


He didn't say it would be without strife. Just without want. An acute, but distinct, difference.
 
2011-12-07 12:51:47 PM
jgilb: pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

/ dnrtfa

Besides being married to you, how has she suffered ?


prior to submitting the above, I had written a sentence proving her suffering by her marrying me. I later omitted it so that a witty farker could have brought it up.

/ I'm insufferable. I know. and I predicted your reaction.
 
2011-12-07 12:55:21 PM
bittermang: pute kisses like a man: wakizashi: pute kisses like a man: women always think my wife has never suffered in her life because she's pretty and dresses exceptionally.

it's really strange how women (and men too) think that it is impossible for a pretty woman to have suffered. but, she is quite regularly prejudged negatively by what may be the envy of simple women.

If there is one thing to be in this life or any other life, it is a pretty woman. Oh sure some might say "Gee, I wish I was a dog", but dogs generally only live about a decade or so. A beautiful woman, from the time puberty hits, and sometimes even before that enjoys the world laid at her feet. That is until her beauty fades.

But in that time she will have lived a life where anything she wants is hers for the taking as long as she puts out every once in a while, and sometimes even without.

wtf could she want that could be satisfied by putting out under your terms? are you really so simple? and, is a life of putting out a life that lacks suffering? Quite to the contrary, you have described a life of outstanding suffering, a life of prostitution.

/ thanks for proving my point

He didn't say it would be without strife. Just without want. An acute, but distinct, difference.


although distinct, still inaccurate. unless your only objects of want are purely material, and there were some way for this mercenary plan to succeed in obtaining material.

for some that may be the case, but for most people in the world, the juice of mere matter is not worth the squeeze of self-loathing (no matter what they look like).
 
2011-12-07 12:56:22 PM
There is this chick at my work that we call the "Alpha". She is this hot bodied French chick who literally dresses like a hooker about half the time. She is also often seen in the gym wearing super short shorts doing exercises that are clearly putting her on display. She is obviously an AW, but you can't help but look. She is also one of those chicks that loves one on one male attention even though she is married with kids. In a way it is kind of sad because she craves way too much attention.

There is no point to this story at all.

/dnrtfa
 
2011-12-07 01:13:31 PM
Barry McCackiner: There is this chick at my work that we call the "Alpha". She is this hot bodied French chick who literally dresses like a hooker about half the time. She is also often seen in the gym wearing super short shorts doing exercises that are clearly putting her on display. She is obviously an AW, but you can't help but look. She is also one of those chicks that loves one on one male attention even though she is married with kids. In a way it is kind of sad because she craves way too much attention.

There is no point to this story at all.

/dnrtfa


My office also has an Alpha...We also have an Alpha-Igor type of woman who follows the Alpha around and takes care of her every demand. Its unnatural and a little perplexing because the 'Alpha' is not attractive at all...just kind of loud, in all ways
 
2011-12-07 01:19:48 PM
Barry McCackiner: There is this chick at my work that we call the "Alpha". She is this hot bodied French chick who literally dresses like a hooker about half the time. She is also often seen in the gym wearing super short shorts doing exercises that are clearly putting her on display. She is obviously an AW, but you can't help but look. She is also one of those chicks that loves one on one male attention even though she is married with kids. In a way it is kind of sad because she craves way too much attention.

There is no point to this story at all.

/dnrtfa


I've never seen a problem with people who are fine specimens and aren't afraid to flaunt it. It's when they're actually sluts who don't have concern for STDs/pregnancy (men and women) that I'd say it's a problem. Or narcissists.
 
2011-12-07 01:45:35 PM
 
2011-12-07 01:48:22 PM
Barry McCackiner: There is this chick at my work that we call the "Alpha". She is this hot bodied French chick who literally dresses like a hooker about half the time. She is also often seen in the gym wearing super short shorts doing exercises that are clearly putting her on display. She is obviously an AW, but you can't help but look. She is also one of those chicks that loves one on one male attention even though she is married with kids. In a way it is kind of sad because she craves way too much attention.

There is no point to this story at all, because I'm a mean farker and didn't include photographic evidence.


FTFY
 
2011-12-07 01:49:17 PM
jdog71: My office also has an Alpha...We also have an Alpha-Igor type of woman who follows the Alpha around and takes care of her every demand. Its unnatural and a little perplexing because the 'Alpha' is not attractive at all...just kind of loud, in all ways

Lol Alpha-Igor. I haven't noticed one of those in my case. But she does always have some dude following her around in the gym or in the cafeteria. It is never in a group. She is either alone, or with another dude. She has tried flirting with me before but I'm not into it. She is nice and all that, but I don't roll like that.

Zumaki: I've never seen a problem with people who are fine specimens and aren't afraid to flaunt it. It's when they're actually sluts who don't have concern for STDs/pregnancy (men and women) that I'd say it's a problem. Or narcissists.

I can't speak to her banging habits. But her facebook page is littered with pictures of her getting awfully close to a lot of dudes. Maybe her husband is cool with that, I don't know. Or maybe that is the price he pays for banging a hot body like that. Personally, it would drive me crazy.
 
2011-12-07 01:50:05 PM
metallion: There used to be a receptionist who worked in our office, who was very attractive. I think the term "eye candy", would definately apply here. Normally she'd wear business type suits, but every now and then, she'd dress up in outfits that..um... enhanced the fact that she was female. The day after she would come into work dressed to the nines, all of the other women in the office would wear dresses, enhance the makeup, poof the hair.....etc.. while talking about what a whore this one looked like yesterday... :) It was always funny as hell to all of the guys in the office.

I've seen it happen around here as well. It also is one of the reasons the "old boys" club tends to run the business world. Our ideas of competition are drinking and/or shiat talking over rival sports team. The idea of 1 v 1 sabotage isn't as common in the male network as it is the female network.

Additionally after you get that one biatchy woman who talks about all the others being whores, you kind of miss back when the office was the boy's club and many people covertly campaign to return those days.
 
2011-12-07 01:53:43 PM
ha-ha-guy:
Additionally after you get that one biatchy woman who talks about all the others being whores, you kind of miss back when the office was the boy's club and many people covertly campaign to return those days.


Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since."
 
2011-12-07 02:02:22 PM
I live in Hawaii where women wear very little 365 days a year. The road we use when dropping off my daughter at school passes across a crosswalk that sits between a boat ramp and a canoe storage area. Which means that after we drop off my daughter, we regularly have to stop for women/girls wearing skimpy swimsuits who are crossing to road to put their canoes/kayaks away. We occasionally have conversations that sound like this:

Her: "Look at what she's wearing. That's a little revealing to be out in public like that."
Me: silence
Her: "That top is practically see-through! If she's expecting to be in the water, she shouldn't be wearing a white top without some layering underneath!"
Me: silence

I've learned that there's really nothing smart for me to say in such situations so I just keep my mouth shut (and my eyes wide open).
 
2011-12-07 02:08:17 PM
Atomic Spunk: I live in Hawaii where women wear very little 365 days a year. The road we use when dropping off my daughter at school passes across a crosswalk that sits between a boat ramp and a canoe storage area. Which means that after we drop off my daughter, we regularly have to stop for women/girls wearing skimpy swimsuits who are crossing to road to put their canoes/kayaks away. We occasionally have conversations that sound like this:

Her: "Look at what she's wearing. That's a little revealing to be out in public like that."
Me: silence
Her: "That top is practically see-through! If she's expecting to be in the water, she shouldn't be wearing a white top without some layering underneath!"
Me: silence

I've learned that there's really nothing smart for me to say in such situations so I just keep my mouth shut (and my eyes wide open).


It's like she's pointing out all the best parts for you....
 
2011-12-07 02:12:04 PM
Cyno01: When i was with my ex (she was a model), i had a random bro type pull me aside one time, "Dude, youre hittin that?" "Yuup." *hifive*.

I took my wife out for dinner on her birthday and she dressed up a bit and was showing quite a bit of cleavage, on the way into a restaurant two soliders waiting to be seated high fived me as I walked past.

Great night.
 
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