"three counts of 2nd-degree kidnapping"? Somehow I don't think that kid was napping...

Sybarite: Not many people can pull off the orange prison jumpsuit look, but she does a pretty good job.

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I didn't know Debbie Downer had a sister.

What is he...the luckiest 13 year old in the country?

/high five, kid

Doesn't see any problem here.

Zombie Brittany Murphy?

"Carnal knowledge"?



I'd know it.

13? I would hit it now at 34. But at 13, that would have easily been the most amazing day of my life.

"eight counts of sexual battery" awww damn, you telling me that, before riding him like a rented mule, she spanked him first?
/bunk

I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

Clean her anus, and bring her to me......

She looks attractive enough so I don't understand how we have a victim here.

IamPatSajak: I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

I wonder the same thing. I can see it with a 17 year old (cue hanson.jpg), but a 13 year old would still look like a little kid..

For FFS why couldn't I be that kind of "victim" when I was 13? A bottle of jergens and a grainy vcr porn tape was all I had....

I'd penis her.

This never happened to me at bible school.

Why do you hate me GOD!!!

Met at bible camp. Must have been a class on Song of Solomon....

To think of all the Bible camps I missed as a kid...

I didn't know Jebus could get me laid. That would have changed everything.

She's got the crazy eyes.

/I'd hit it, but under an alias.

She's hotter than the motorcycle-racing aunt from a few days ago.

WTF is wrong with these women?

Hands-on Sodom & Gomorrah workshop?

I can see it now, sitting around with his other bible friends "Man, you wouldn't believe what my priest done to me."....."Oh yeah? I was pimped out by my priest to some big hairy ape of a man."

"Sheeeit, you guys...I got super lucky, look who I got raped by!" whips out picture of the girl....

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/12/heather_daughdrill_bu sted_for.php

Is PHP like PCP only worse?

IamPatSajak
I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

Yeah, but usually grown men become douche bags about sex. At 13 ANY of use would have been grateful and so overwhelmed to the point where we would just have sat back and let a woman take control, let alone take directions on what to do and how to do it. There is no nipple twisting, face-farking, painful ass spanking, hair grabbing, ball licking, surprise anal, negative name calling, or Iron Chef challenge of what we demand be done with our semen when we ejaculate like we "learn" we're supposed to be doing in porn.

I can totally understand why women would rather go for the younger males they can have control over.

Did anyone check out the bad mugshot bonanza?
It's on the page...
These Texans need a Florida tag..
And now back to all the bad teachers I unfortunately never had.

stuhayes2010: IamPatSajak: I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

I wonder the same thing. I can see it with a 17 year old (cue hanson.jpg), but a 13 year old would still look like a little kid..

I think that's the whole point of being a pedophile, having sex with kids, not Hanson, not grown men, kids - which is what she did.

You know what else is "just a fun thing to do on a Friday night?"

Her "victim" does.

LostInTO: This never happened to me at bible school.

Why do you hate me GOD!!!

You didn't pray hard enough.



"Thank You, God!"

Claude Ballse, so you have met my husband?

Claude Ballse: Iron Chef challenge of what we demand be done with our semen

On the other hand, if a woman isn't willing to eat a fish's head full of semen, you really have to question her commitment to the relationship.

She kinda looks like Chloe from Smallville.

Would look moreso covered in my goo.

And, from the topbar, a hot redhead 'rapes' 15yo relative.

Youzah:

Cormee: stuhayes2010: IamPatSajak: I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

I wonder the same thing. I can see it with a 17 year old (cue hanson.jpg), but a 13 year old would still look like a little kid..

I think that's the whole point of being a pedophile, having sex with kids, not Hanson, not grown men, kids - which is what she did.

A woman having pedophilic sex would be pretty impossible. Prepubescent males aren't generally able to get erections.

This one time, at Bible Camp...

FTA: (Sheeeeeeiiiiitttt.)

stryker4526: Prepubescent males aren't generally able to get erections.

The fark?!?!! I spent half my life walking around with a boner before I was 12.

/afterward, it was more like two thirds

Broom: And, from the topbar, a hot redhead 'rapes' 15yo relative.

Youzah:
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Born too soon, we were.

Jesus I missed out as a kid it seems.


/approves

stryker4526: Cormee: stuhayes2010: IamPatSajak: I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

I wonder the same thing. I can see it with a 17 year old (cue hanson.jpg), but a 13 year old would still look like a little kid..

I think that's the whole point of being a pedophile, having sex with kids, not Hanson, not grown men, kids - which is what she did.

A woman having pedophilic sex would be pretty impossible. Prepubescent males aren't generally able to get erections.

I guess you failed Sex Ed.

What a nut, I can't imagine even the manliest 13 year old looking like anything but a little kid. Besides 13 year olds are complete jackasses.

Broom: And, from the topbar, a hot redhead 'rapes' 15yo relative.

Youzah:
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Yeah, rape. That's the ticket.

stryker4526: Cormee: stuhayes2010: IamPatSajak: I don't get it. Does she not realize d*ck is readily available from grown men? Do you think these women are really pedophiles or just totally stupid?

I wonder the same thing. I can see it with a 17 year old (cue hanson.jpg), but a 13 year old would still look like a little kid..

I think that's the whole point of being a pedophile, having sex with kids, not Hanson, not grown men, kids - which is what she did.

A woman having pedophilic sex would be pretty impossible. Prepubescent males aren't generally able to get erections.

lol