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The Onion is prophetic

2011-12-06 10:38:48 PM

That last pic is cringe-worthy.

vudukungfu

2011-12-06 10:47:59 PM

Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?

WaltzingMathilda

2011-12-06 11:50:30 PM

i believe the preferred nomenclature is "chinamen"

Warchild

2011-12-07 01:17:11 AM

Ouch

farkingismybusiness

2011-12-07 01:19:52 AM

Warchild: Ouch

Nailed it.

Ooba Tooba

2011-12-07 03:33:34 AM

What a pinhead.

Yogimus

2011-12-07 03:36:36 AM

O yea? Jesus could do it with THREE nails.

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy

2011-12-07 03:42:07 AM

And yet the article makes no mention of how he discovered this particular "skill", or, for that matter, why.

How many shots of baiju do you have to do before you start thinking "Hey, I bet I could balance on that nail"?

libranoelrose

2011-12-07 03:47:47 AM

JustHereForThePics

2011-12-07 04:00:31 AM

I need to replicate that stunt like I need a hole in my head.

some_beer_drinker

2011-12-07 04:36:18 AM

JustHereForThePics: I need to replicate that stunt like I need a hole in my head.

im surprised that dude doesnt have a few.

Scrotumnal Equinox

2011-12-07 04:52:11 AM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 425x591]
[i.imgur.com image 425x474]
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[i.imgur.com image 425x591]

Came for this^

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2011-12-07 05:18:14 AM

Meh.

That guy ain't got nothing on those Indian (dot) guys on "Habibe's Got Talent" video on fark the other week.

/The one with the fluorescent light bulbs.

urban.derelict

2011-12-07 05:48:11 AM

/[welcometofark.jpg]
//tiny little sculptures on the heads of needles amirite?
//ben franklin saw that, said 'repost'

OptimusHime

2011-12-07 05:56:34 AM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 425x591]
[i.imgur.com image 425x474]
[i.imgur.com image 425x474]
[i.imgur.com image 425x591]

This makes me so, so happy.

pjbreeze

2011-12-07 06:05:58 AM

There's a hole in his head where the rain rushes in and keeps his mind from wondering, "What the hell was i thinking?"

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2011-12-07 06:11:27 AM

Asian men have been given God's gift to mankind - Asian women.

And yet these same Asian men have no idea what to do with those women.

That's probably why God gave them such tiny wieners.

sseye

2011-12-07 08:16:41 AM

Do they show war movies out of their penises?

Clint_Torres

2011-12-07 08:24:22 AM

Dr. Manhattan: "They don't know what I need. You don't know what I need. If I'm to have a symbol, it shall be one I respect."

/thanks for shrinking my foto, Phark™!

Baron Harkonnen

2011-12-07 08:30:49 AM

Now, how many black men can you fit on the end of a nail?

Freakin Rican

2011-12-07 08:35:19 AM

Baron Harkonnen: Now, how many black men can you fit on the end of a nail?

youve spiked my interest, how many?

juhis

2011-12-07 08:46:11 AM

imagine if he balanced for a split second too long and the entire nail gets driven through his head :)

durbnpoisn

2011-12-07 09:01:32 AM

FTFA: "his 10st 7lb body"

Wait, what? How is it that I've never seen that in all my 42 years? Is that kind of like saying, "eleventy one"?

Leeds

2011-12-07 09:04:30 AM

Sounds like a question best suited for Vlad the Impaler, subby.

Bonanza Jellybean

2011-12-07 09:19:13 AM

Depends on the tune.

/wait

PsiChi

2011-12-07 09:21:15 AM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Asian men have been given God's gift to mankind - Asian women.

Why are they God's gift to mankind? Subservient and childlike (in looks)?

Freakin Rican

2011-12-07 09:29:42 AM

PsiChi: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Asian men have been given God's gift to mankind - Asian women.

Why are they God's gift to mankind? Subservient and childlike (in looks)?

now im really turned on

had asian girlfriends. best girlfriends i ever had.

johnnysokko

2011-12-07 09:29:50 AM

Why would you use two guys and a Chinaman to drive a nail instead of one guy and a hammer?

I would guess they are Public Works but the little White guy isn't leaning on a shovel.

Bruxellensis

2011-12-07 09:34:04 AM

durbnpoisn: FTFA: "his 10st 7lb body"

Wait, what? How is it that I've never seen that in all my 42 years? Is that kind of like saying, "eleventy one"?

10st (or 10 'stones') = 140 lbs

10st 7lb = 147 lbs

/I know, I have only learned this in the last month or so myself

Jimmy's getting angry

2011-12-07 09:34:11 AM

TrekerDave

2011-12-07 10:46:02 AM

How many on a nail?

Doesn't that depend on how long the nail is?

LouisZepher

2011-12-07 02:34:37 PM

Headline made me think of Fu Manchu from Vonnegut's 'Slapstick'...

FireZs

2011-12-07 04:15:43 PM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Asian men have been given God's gift to mankind - Asian women.

And yet these same Asian men have no idea what to do with those women.

That's probably why God gave them such tiny wieners.

It's not like white men have any idea what to do with white women.

That's probably why God made them premature ejaculators.

/makes about as much sense

DigitalDirt

2011-12-07 08:43:44 PM

Looks live a valve stem from an engine to me, not a nail.

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