My god, I hope there wern't any nudes

I blame the Winklevi.

Time for everyone to move to Google+

Omg lol haxorz

congrats to the hacker on his new job at facebook

People still use facebook? Pfft! MyFace is WAY better.

Sounds easy enough to do. Thanks, Facebook, for publicizing this loophole.

This is why I am not on Facebook. Never have been.

It's why I don't even use computers. Ever.

(typed this on a Smith-Corona manual and gave it to my manservant, Bradley, to upload to Fark) (good job, Bradley)

Hopefully all pics are his bathroom mirror nude duckface selfpics.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: Sounds easy enough to do. Thanks, Facebook, for publicizing this loophole.

They already closed it.

/just assume stuff uploaded to facebook is public anyways

Deactivated mine a month ago. What a time killer that site was. /off to Farks entertainment tab/

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What, no Ha-Ha Guy? I has a sad.

Or are you are all saving it for when the pics of him screwing the dog surface?

Trust me, "hoisted by his own petard" is the fate which awaits this man.

AverageAmericanGuy: Time for everyone to move to Google+

Everyone would have gone to Google+ by now if Google acted like they gave a shiat about your privacy. The ads on my gmail account tell me that they don't.

Ooba Tooba: Deactivated mine a month ago. What a time killer that site was. /off to Farks entertainment tab/

Don't worry, facebook still has all of your information, regardless if you deactivate your account or delete your posts.

This is a P.R. stunt.
Probably at the request of his agent.

An attempt to humanize Zuckerberg in light of all the scandals surrounding Facebook, and to make him less of a nameless entity that runs a company which spies on it's users and is accused of other misdeeds.

In other words, "he's just like us".

Seriously...are these candid photos or done by a professional photographer?

I ask because one shot looks like someone is standing on a ladder and photographing Mark.

Which friend was it that stayed out of the pictures throughout, and managed to get shots of Mark holding a white puppy?

"Oops...yous aw me "keepin' it real" with my bros, and cuddling with small animals."

GLITCH?

/please

SlothB77: he only eats meat from animals he killed?

and how hard is it to kill a chicken you probably bought live and then placed in captivity?

Imagine in the 80s if you got a phone call from some company you've never heard of. On the phone, they said to you 'we want to know your name, address, and what you're doing right now'.

You'd tell them to fark off, right?

Skip forward a couple of decades, and every asshole (including me) wants to tell everyone about everything.

I never used to be important. But in this day and age, I want to be important. Andy Warhol was wrong, we don't get 15 minutes of fame. We get a lifetime of fame. And all we have to do for it is sacrifice our privacy, forever.

The photos are here since no-one else seems to have posted them

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Huck And Molly Ziegler: This is why I am not on Facebook. Never have been.

It's why I don't even use computers. Ever.

(typed this on a Smith-Corona manual and gave it to my manservant, Bradley, to upload to Fark) (good job, Bradley)

I think you mean "uplink".

release the hounds.

yet another example of Facebook's innovative security and privacy features!

Wise_Guy: [media.tumblr.com image 500x553]

Heh. He's a hacker, right? He should just back-trace them and then the consequences would never be the same.

epoc_tnac: I never used to be important. But in this day and age, I want to be important. Andy Warhol was wrong, we don't get 15 minutes of fame. We get a lifetime of fame. And all we have to do for it is sacrifice our privacy, forever.



So what is your point, exactly?

Dude is farking sick! What kind of disturbed mind needs to kill what they eat? 'No hun, we can't eat that chicken, i didn't get to kill it.'

Jeez, how many times can he wear that same gray shirt? His wardrobe must consist of 1 pairs of jeans and 2 tattered t-shirts. Why doesn't his lady get him some clothes?

CSB time

I hooked up with his girlfriend when he was out in CA getting venture funding. Didn't know it at the time, but found out later she was seeing him. Probably the reason reason we never really talked much after that. Also now left wondering if her roommate was the inspiration for the biatchy Asian girl his partner was dating.

College is a crazy time.

BHAHAHHH.....O wait Fox?, so how does this help Father Land Security?

Did a GIS to find out exactly what kind of girlfriend a young billionaire can get, hoping I wouldn't get jealous...



Yup, thought so. Goddamnitsomuch....

stiletto_the_wise
Did a GIS to find out exactly what kind of girlfriend a young billionaire can get, hoping I wouldn't get jealous...

Gee hot woman hooking up with a socially awkward rich white guy... never seen this movie before.

Farkosaurus Rex: This is a P.R. stunt.
Probably at the request of his agent.

An attempt to humanize Zuckerberg in light of all the scandals surrounding Facebook, and to make him less of a nameless entity that runs a company which spies on it's users and is accused of other misdeeds.

In other words, "he's just like us".

Seriously...are these candid photos or done by a professional photographer?

I ask because one shot looks like someone is standing on a ladder and photographing Mark.

Which friend was it that stayed out of the pictures throughout, and managed to get shots of Mark holding a white puppy?

"Oops...yous aw me "keepin' it real" with my bros, and cuddling with small animals."

GLITCH?

/please

Seriously.

Either that or he doesn't use his facebook account that much and only uploads "safe" pictures, which would tell you a lot about how the owner of the damn site feels about its very own application.

If he was a regular poster like so many of the people I have on facebook he should have at least one embarrassing picture, and the media would only show that one and ignore the rest, no matter how cute the rest are.

I guess they are aiming for a PETA backlash, which only works the opposite way for anything those dumbs at PETA do.

"the computer genius who inspired the movie "The Social Network" has vowed to only eat meat from animals he killed." - FTA

Which we can only assume is a steady diet of competing small businesses, the lifeforce of facebook fans, and privacy itself.

I find it so Ironic that umm...how s it ironic again?

stiletto_the_wise: Did a GIS to find out exactly what kind of girlfriend a young billionaire can get, hoping I wouldn't get jealous...

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Yup, thought so. Goddamnitsomuch....

It's good to be the king.

mantidor: Either that or he doesn't use his facebook account that much and only uploads "safe" pictures, which would tell you a lot about how the owner of the damn site feels about its very own application.

I only have "safe" pictures. I really don't care who sees them because there's nothing I'm ashamed of on my Facebook.

God bless the Internet.

moralpanic: Dude is farking sick! What kind of disturbed mind needs to kill what they eat? 'No hun, we can't eat that chicken, i didn't get to kill it.'

What are you worried about, that you're gonna be forced to kill your wife's vagina? It doesn't work that way!

stiletto_the_wise: Did a GIS to find out exactly what kind of girlfriend a young billionaire can get, hoping I wouldn't get jealous...

[static.poponthepop.com image 334x500]

Yup, thought so. Goddamnitsomuch....

Keep lookin'; she ain't that great. That just happens to be an exceptionally good picture of her that makes her rack look huge. I'm sure she has a great personality though (right, Tyrantll?).

Farkosaurus Rex: This is a P.R. stunt.
Probably at the request of his agent.

An attempt to humanize Zuckerberg in light of all the scandals surrounding Facebook, and to make him less of a nameless entity that runs a company which spies on it's users and is accused of other misdeeds.

In other words, "he's just like us".

Seriously...are these candid photos or done by a professional photographer?

I ask because one shot looks like someone is standing on a ladder and photographing Mark.

Which friend was it that stayed out of the pictures throughout, and managed to get shots of Mark holding a white puppy?

"Oops...yous aw me "keepin' it real" with my bros, and cuddling with small animals."

GLITCH?

/please

Well, if it is a glitch I'm sure this guy knew better than anyone not to post incriminating pictures on facebook

Farkosaurus Rex: This is a P.R. stunt.
Probably at the request of his agent.

An attempt to humanize Zuckerberg in light of all the scandals surrounding Facebook, and to make him less of a nameless entity that runs a company which spies on it's users and is accused of other misdeeds.

In other words, "he's just like us".

Seriously...are these candid photos or done by a professional photographer?

I ask because one shot looks like someone is standing on a ladder and photographing Mark.

Which friend was it that stayed out of the pictures throughout, and managed to get shots of Mark holding a white puppy?

"Oops...yous aw me "keepin' it real" with my bros, and cuddling with small animals."

GLITCH?

/please

Yeah, because what Facebook needs now is a PR trick. To get new users, you know, since it's a ghost town.
I mean, they don't need to do anything about their butt-ugly interface or their super complicated settings. Nope, they need to attract new users by emboldening the lack of security of their site.

Do you know the name of their PR so I never hire them?