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(TMZ) Amusing Airline pilot uses "deplane" against Alec Baldwin during game of Words With Friends   (tmz.com) divider line 48
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2011-12-06 10:36:29 PM
*golf clap* Nice one,subby.
 
2011-12-06 10:41:34 PM
What a thoughtless little pig.
 
2011-12-06 10:56:39 PM
Baldwin must be a big asshole. His 30 Rock character must not be hard for him to act as.
 
2011-12-06 10:59:18 PM
Herve Villachaize is beaming on the Other Side right now....
 
2011-12-06 11:09:19 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
It was inebitiable
 
2011-12-06 11:51:52 PM
10 bucks says that Pilot is on Fox and Friends tomorrow morning.
 
2011-12-07 12:02:52 AM
"Hi, Alec? It's Tim from Zynga. Listen, we'd like you to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of our games. We don't want to shoot a TV or magazine ad, which are totally 20th century. Basically what we want you to do for us is get kicked off a plane for playing the game. It's street theater - just like SNL, only funnier. You onboard for getting kicked offboard? Great! We'll hammer out the financials with your agent. mkay? buh-bye"
 
2011-12-07 12:13:16 AM
is that like scrabble or something
 
2011-12-07 12:17:17 AM
Grow up, Alec.
 
2011-12-07 01:08:11 AM
He should have been playing Words by Post.. so I can beat him on my WP7 phone
 
2011-12-07 01:12:39 AM
I just played "corm", so I've got that going for me.
 
2011-12-07 01:13:23 AM
I was surprised "shiat" and "jism" are acceptable words in that game.
 
2011-12-07 01:30:27 AM
stuhayes2010: Baldwin must be a big asshole. His 30 Rock character must not be hard for him to act as.

His character is a corporatist Republican, so merely saying his lines is enough to paint him as a giant farking asshole. No acting required for that much of it.

On another note, one of my students who has worked in the industry for a long time noted that, while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!
 
2011-12-07 01:31:07 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: I was surprised "shiat" and "jism" are acceptable words in that game.

As is "coont"
 
2011-12-07 01:50:50 AM
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2011-12-07 06:02:02 AM
Was he playing after the door was closed and the announcement to stow and power-down electronics spiel given?

Then yes, you've just broken an FAA regulation of disobeying a crew member. Buh-bye.

It's not about electronics affecting the avionics, it's about the cattle paying attention to instructions for evac without distraction from their Pavlovian toys.

If you want your freedom to do what you want, fly Part 91 on your own plane, otherwise suck it up and do as requested Mr. Big Shot, it ain't your private vessel.
 
2011-12-07 06:37:37 AM
I love Words with Friends.


Alec Baldwin, not so much.
 
2011-12-07 06:41:25 AM
Mythbusters should shoot cannon ball at him.
 
2011-12-07 06:55:03 AM
Smelly McUgly: On another note, one of my students who has worked in the industry for a long time noted that, while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!

You know, when I fly, I am being rocketed across the country in a metal tube at around 600mph,, where any little thing can result in a fiery or gravity based death.

The pilot could be getting a BJ from a high price whore while his co-pilot does cocaine during landing for all I care, if it keeps him at 100%. The passengers can be treated like cattle (which they are most of the time, for good reason) as long as it doesn't violate basic human rights, I could care less if you are allowed to use your precious phone during take off or not, you are not special.

/seriously, if you don't like it, you can drive
 
2011-12-07 07:25:49 AM
Tracy Morgan was also on the plane.. and he made a nasty comment about homosexuals.
 
2011-12-07 08:14:37 AM
We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle series L1011. It came off the line 20 months ago. It carries a Sim-5 Transponder tracking system. Are you telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack?

/WWF is addicting but sometimes I'm glad to turn it off
 
2011-12-07 08:29:45 AM
gosh im addicted to that game. i must have like 7 or 8 going at once.
funny thing is that i hated playing scarrable.
 
2011-12-07 08:33:20 AM
One of the best headlines I've seen. Well done, subby.
 
2011-12-07 09:12:12 AM
Smelly McUgly: while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!

From another FA

Passenger Steve Weiss, who was sitting across the isle from Baldwin, described the scene.

"Apparently he said he was playing a game, but he was actually talking on the phone. She [the flight attendant] was very nice. The door was closed they just announced that they were pulling away from the gate. He got up threw his papers on the floor stormed into the bathroom slammed the door closed, beat on the wall and then came back."

"He said 'If you want to kick me off, kick me off.' He was just crazy, he just flipped out.


Champion of the little man.
 
2011-12-07 09:30:59 AM
It's amazing to me that airplane technology hasn't advanced to the point where someone listening to an ipod won't instantly cause the plane to crash. I flew a month ago and forgot to turn off my Kindle during landing, it's a wonder that I'm still alive.
 
2011-12-07 09:31:16 AM
I like Alec, but dude, you're holding up the plane and making the plane late. Just turn the f*cking thing off and take your first class pampering so the rest of the plebes can get to their destination on time.
 
2011-12-07 09:32:51 AM
I hate Baldwin, but I'm really not sympathetic to the airline either.

There's no reason for turning the electronics off for any modern aircraft...if there were, a terrorist would have already tried to exploit it. It's a pointless holdover that serves no purpose other than inconveniencing passengers (just like pretty much everything else airlines do).
 
2011-12-07 09:37:26 AM
TomD9938: Smelly McUgly: while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!

From another FA

Passenger Steve Weiss, who was sitting across the isle from Baldwin, described the scene.

"Apparently he said he was playing a game, but he was actually talking on the phone. She [the flight attendant] was very nice. The door was closed they just announced that they were pulling away from the gate. He got up threw his papers on the floor stormed into the bathroom slammed the door closed, beat on the wall and then came back."

"He said 'If you want to kick me off, kick me off.' He was just crazy, he just flipped out.

Champion of the little man.


And you know the attendant, who's just doing their job (knowing she's about to get screwed by the airline during this bankruptcy) is going to be the fall guy for alec being a jackass.
 
2011-12-07 09:53:17 AM
Strolpol: It's a pointless holdover that serves no purpose other than inconveniencing passengers (just like pretty much everything else airlines do) shutting up the assholes who want to keep talking to people during takeoff/landing/and while the plane is flying if they could

it's policing manners... and well...

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2011-12-07 10:14:14 AM
Kenny Tarmac nods in sympathy with Mr. Baldwin.
 
2011-12-07 10:24:42 AM
basemetal: TomD9938: Smelly McUgly: while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!

From another FA

Passenger Steve Weiss, who was sitting across the isle from Baldwin, described the scene.

"Apparently he said he was playing a game, but he was actually talking on the phone. She [the flight attendant] was very nice. The door was closed they just announced that they were pulling away from the gate. He got up threw his papers on the floor stormed into the bathroom slammed the door closed, beat on the wall and then came back."

"He said 'If you want to kick me off, kick me off.' He was just crazy, he just flipped out.

Champion of the little man.

And you know the attendant, who's just doing their job (knowing she's about to get screwed by the airline during this bankruptcy) is going to be the fall guy for alec being a jackass.


Oh, and if this happened with your average non-celebrity passanger, they would be receiving a free colon exam from their Friendly Neighborhood TSA Agent.
 
2011-12-07 10:27:59 AM
Oh yeah, and Capital One, dump Baldwin amd bring back these guys:

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/Fun Fact: barbarian on right is Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds"
 
2011-12-07 10:48:34 AM
PizzaJedi81: Kenny Tarmac nods in sympathy with Mr. Baldwin.

KENNY!

/gotta skate, we're at the gate
 
2011-12-07 11:04:35 AM
Atomic Spunk
What a thoughtless little pig.

Typical 1-percenter-liberal
 
2011-12-07 11:07:39 AM
98K514: PizzaJedi81: Kenny Tarmac nods in sympathy with Mr. Baldwin.

KENNY!

/gotta skate, we're at the gate


I know! I know!
 
2011-12-07 11:34:32 AM
Hoboclown: It's amazing to me that airplane technology hasn't advanced to the point where someone listening to an ipod won't instantly cause the plane to crash.

Takeoff and landing can cause crashes by being a few degrees or feet off course. When you're cruising, minor fluctuations are largely irrelevant (there's nothing technically wrong with making calls during a flight, even, assuming you can get a signal). But during takeoff and landing, precision is incredibly important, so they don't take any chances. The rules could be loosened, but not abolished.
 
2011-12-07 11:34:55 AM
What a dufus.
 
2011-12-07 11:35:57 AM
lohphat: If you want your freedom to do what you want, fly Part 91 on your own plane, otherwise suck it up and do as requested Mr. Big Shot, it ain't your private vessel wessel.

FTFY
/pet peeve
 
2011-12-07 11:41:16 AM
OtherLittleGuy: Oh, and if this happened with your average non-celebrity passanger, they would be receiving a free colon exam from their Friendly Neighborhood TSA Agent.

Yep.
 
2011-12-07 01:14:32 PM
Burr: Smelly McUgly: On another note, one of my students who has worked in the industry for a long time noted that, while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!

You know, when I fly, I am being rocketed across the country in a metal tube at around 600mph,, where any little thing can result in a fiery or gravity based death.

The pilot could be getting a BJ from a high price whore while his co-pilot does cocaine during landing for all I care, if it keeps him at 100%. The passengers can be treated like cattle (which they are most of the time, for good reason) as long as it doesn't violate basic human rights, I could care less if you are allowed to use your precious phone during take off or not, you are not special.

/seriously, if you don't like it, you can drive


I guess that what I was trying to illustrate is that the odds that any electronic device will actually scramble the plane's instruments are so small that pilots who actually KNOW THE EQUIPMENT don't give a shiat about the "risk." This fear that people have of electronic devices downing a plane is akin to the fear that anti-vaccine types have when they think that the vaccine will just end up giving their child polio. The odds are so low that it's ridiculous.

Of course, you being a dumbass that wants to make a "HURR HURR U R NOT SPESHUL" comment, you went right for it, didn't you?

I want you to drive. Drive right off a cliff, that is. Dumb fark.
 
2011-12-07 01:28:44 PM
Wasn't there some big scandal a few years ago where he was verbally abusing his kids? NPR has him come on and do a funny bit during their little pledge drives, where he "acts" like a smug asshole, but I don't think it's an act.
 
2011-12-07 01:40:57 PM
Triumph: "Hi, Alec? It's Tim from Zynga. Listen, we'd like you to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of our games. We don't want to shoot a TV or magazine ad, which are totally 20th century. Basically what we want you to do for us is get kicked off a plane for playing the game. It's street theater - just like SNL, only funnier. You onboard for getting kicked offboard? Great! We'll hammer out the financials with your agent. mkay? buh-bye"

This, this, and this. They were running story on some morning show today about this. They must have mentioned "Words With Friends" at least a dozen times, and showed stills of his tweets with those words in all capital letters.
 
2011-12-07 01:54:31 PM
Atomic Spunk: What a thoughtless little pig.

awesome.
 
2011-12-07 03:08:52 PM
"Deplane" is not a word.

The past tense of sneak is sneaked.

It does NOT matter what dumb people say. Or how many dumb people say it.
 
2011-12-07 06:07:52 PM
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2011-12-07 07:56:27 PM
That's it, sir. I am invoking Sky Law!

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2011-12-07 09:35:33 PM
Smelly McUgly: stuhayes2010: Baldwin must be a big asshole. His 30 Rock character must not be hard for him to act as.

His character is a corporatist Republican, so merely saying his lines is enough to paint him as a giant farking asshole. No acting required for that much of it.

On another note, one of my students who has worked in the industry for a long time noted that, while landing, pilots are on their phones making hotel reservations. Use of electronics for me, but not for thee!


Oh, a teacher. Hey, speaking of stereotypes...
 
2011-12-08 07:46:45 AM
Freakin Rican: gosh im addicted to that game. i must have like 7 or 8 going at once.
funny thing is that i hated playing scarrable.



I see why.
 
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