If Jake farking Delhomme doesn't deserve a thread, Jeff Garcia sure as hell doesn't either.

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Mrs. Jeff Garcia

I'd never leave the closet....

sorry so sorry

Cheesus: If Jake farking Delhomme doesn't deserve a thread, Jeff Garcia sure as hell doesn't either.

Garcia was Philip Rivers before it was cool to be Philip Rivers...not that it's ever cool to be Philip Rivers.

It's just because all those Texans love Touch of Grey.

Cheesus: If Jake farking Delhomme doesn't deserve a thread, Jeff Garcia sure as hell doesn't either.

Jake got one.

Also, Jake's movin' up the depth chart!

What two things does Jeff Garcia have that Terrel Owens doesn't?

1.) A smoking hot playboy bunny wife
2.) A job.

Harv72b: Then Carolina & Indy, followed by what may be a meaningless week 17 game against the Titans, at least gives those who can come back time to heal/rest.

..that's right. Keep right on thinking the Panthers are an easy win.

The Bestest: Cheesus: If Jake farking Delhomme doesn't deserve a thread, Jeff Garcia sure as hell doesn't either.

Jake got one.

Also, Jake's movin' up the depth chart!

Huh, I guess I missed that. Maybe he'll get to do commercials for whatever chicken place you have there (I'm assuming Popeye's).

robsul82: The Bestest: Cheesus: If Jake farking Delhomme doesn't deserve a thread, Jeff Garcia sure as hell doesn't either.

Jake got one.

Also, Jake's movin' up the depth chart!

Yep.

Jake Delhomme is #2.

Huh huh. Huh huh.

Don't ever call him #2.

You gotta feel bad for Kellen Clemens. He's been cut in favor of Rex Grossman, John Beck, Jake The Mistake, and now Jeff Garthia.

Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

You gotta cut us some slack, it's been tough watching the Cowboys win an entire playoff game since the Oilers left.

NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Yeah, that 7 point victory over the powerhouse Jaguars a couple of weeks ago was pretty awe inspiring.

Neondistraction: NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Yeah, that 7 point victory over the powerhouse Jaguars a couple of weeks ago was pretty awe inspiring.

Seeing as people were saying that the Texans could not win without Schaub? I'll take it.

/Well, that and Jacksonville actually has a top-5 defense. Shocking, I know.
//Their problem is that they have the worst offense in the league.

Neondistraction: NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Yeah, that 7 point victory over the powerhouse Jaguars a couple of weeks ago was pretty awe inspiring.

Checks profile...
Location: Indianapolis

Normally I don't try to rebut this many comments, but this was way too funny.

robsul82: The Bestest: Cheesus: If Jake farking Delhomme doesn't deserve a thread, Jeff Garcia sure as hell doesn't either.

Jake got one.

Also, Jake's movin' up the depth chart!

Yep.

Jake Delhomme is #2.

Huh huh. Huh huh.

he was actually always number two

heh heh

Donovan McNabb must truly be awful for this aging superstar to get another shot.

You know what they say about Texas about the steers and the queers...

I though he died of aids.

/I know,, Bad.

I like this move, and this headline.

NEDM: Neondistraction: NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Yeah, that 7 point victory over the powerhouse Jaguars a couple of weeks ago was pretty awe inspiring.

Seeing as people were saying that the Texans could not win without Schaub? I'll take it.

/Well, that and Jacksonville actually has a top-5 defense. Shocking, I know.
//Their problem is that they have the worst offense in the league.

Na. 2nd worst. The Rams are still below them.

I actually preferred it when the texans were still waaaaaay off the radar. But then bob costas had to open his pie hole on snf. Now I'm just hoping we hang on for dear life knowing we have a 3rd string QB, no WR & a coach who couldn't beat Zombie Reagan in a drooling contest calling the shots.

matthew_tray: coach who couldn't beat Zombie Reagan in a drooling contest calling the shots.

Are you kidding? This is Kubiak's year. He's managed to build a team that works no matter who's placed in it. Hell, even Richard Solomon has been convinced.

logggur: Neondistraction: NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Yeah, that 7 point victory over the powerhouse Jaguars a couple of weeks ago was pretty awe inspiring.

Checks profile...
Location: Indianapolis

Normally I don't try to rebut this many comments, but this was way too funny.

.....aaaaaaaaaaaand, checkmate!

Jeff, why not come back north instead?

logggur: Neondistraction: NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

Yeah, that 7 point victory over the powerhouse Jaguars a couple of weeks ago was pretty awe inspiring.

Checks profile...
Location: Indianapolis

Normally I don't try to rebut this many comments, but this was way too funny.

So, because my team sucks this year I'm not allowed to poke fun at other teams?

/ gotta do something to amuse myself during this season

PlymouthMeetingMall: Donovan McNabb must truly be awful for this aging superstar to get another shot.

That really is saying a lot considering how much better McNabb was as QB than Garcia for the past decade.

AdmirableSnackbar: PlymouthMeetingMall: Donovan McNabb must truly be awful for this aging superstar to get another shot.

That really is saying a lot considering how much better McNabb was as QB than Garcia for the past decade.

Remember McNabb didn't want to be a third string QB. That's why he asked for his release from the Vikings. Garcia will take third string as long as they pay him. That's likely part of the issue.

degenerate-afro: AdmirableSnackbar: PlymouthMeetingMall: Donovan McNabb must truly be awful for this aging superstar to get another shot.

That really is saying a lot considering how much better McNabb was as QB than Garcia for the past decade.

Remember McNabb didn't want to be a third string QB. That's why he asked for his release from the Vikings. Garcia will take third string as long as they pay him. That's likely part of the issue.

That's a great point.

NEDM: Treygreen13: Dear Texans fans,
It's cute you're so excited, but nobody cares.

Uh-huh. The team is in the running for one of the top AFC seeds, and no-one cares.

/yeah yeah we got a rookie QB, which means we won't make it
//people have been saying that for the past two games

I have to admit I am impressed with the rookie. He is a little green, but he has potential to be a great one.

ATRDCI: Yes, I am completely content that the 1st year we have a legitimate shot to do something in the playoffs, we lose 2 QBs, a punter and a star Outside linebacker for the season, and 2 Full backs, the leagues #1 receiver WR (twice), one of the leagues best safties, a starting tackle and last year's rushing champion have missed/will continue to miss significant time and basically everyone else on the defensive front 7 is playing hurt in some way shape or form.

excuses, excuses

UNC_Samurai: You gotta feel bad for Kellen Clemens. He's been cut in favor of Rex Grossman, John Beck, Jake The Mistake, and now Jeff Garthia.

and Mark Brunell, the other NFL player who's older than I am.

Texans cheerleaders>Dallas cheerleaders

Like this one:



/The things you find on GIS...

Bulls on parade!

Reliant was rocking on Sunday.

Despite a 3rd string QB and a rash of injuries, they are still fighting for a 1st round bye...props to the Texans.

/And no, Mario Wiliams won't be back. Why pay 16 millions to a DE playing OLB that prohibits you from running all your defensive packages because all he can do is rush the QB, when you obviously need another CB and a WR next year.

/a Houstonian, a Longhorn grad, and hate having to deal with a daily sports talk discussion that always involves Vince Young at some point.

His name doesn't rhyme with Shmeeblow! How did this go green?

ATRDCI: Yes, I am completely content that the 1st year we have a legitimate shot to do something in the playoffs, we lose 2 QBs, a punter and a star Outside linebacker for the season, and 2 Full backs, the leagues #1 receiver WR (twice), one of the leagues best safties, a starting tackle and last year's rushing champion have missed/will continue to miss significant time and basically everyone else on the defensive front 7 is playing hurt in some way shape or form.

Do something in the playoffs?

You do realize that either Houston or Denver are going to have to play through the Steelers, Ravens and Pats in that order to make the superbowl yes?

Btw, my apologies for mixing up the ravens and steelers yesterday.