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(Telegraph) Obvious BeautifulPeople.com is thrown off of eBay for auctioning a date with the Virgin Mary. Still no word on your chances with that hot little number in the center wearing the fur coat   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 29
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AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-06 11:09:44 PM
That's the baby Jesus, you sick fark!
 
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2011-12-06 11:11:01 PM
That was baaaaaad, subby.
 
stiletto_the_wise
2011-12-06 11:11:56 PM
2 out of 3 for the "eBay/PayPal shutting down Christmas charities" trifecta.
 
CarriePrejean
2011-12-06 11:13:48 PM
So auctioning sex was okay, but making fun of the invisible sky wizard's mama will get you the boot?
 
Ooba Tooba
2011-12-06 11:14:21 PM
Virgin is a mistranslated word from ancient times meaning "young girl". It's true because I read that on Fark.
 
Two Hearted
2011-12-06 11:14:52 PM
I'll start the bidding at $10 for the fur coat chick.

It's been too long
 
VYV
2011-12-06 11:17:21 PM
i.imgur.com
approves...
 
ktybear
2011-12-06 11:19:01 PM
BeautifulPeople.com is thrown off of eBay for auctioning a date with the Virgin Mary.

FTFY

/even the Telegraph got it right!
 
Jak Damage
2011-12-06 11:19:50 PM
Gettin' out my pitchfork.... Pokin' your hay.....
 
Arkanaut
2011-12-06 11:27:59 PM
All I can think of is that early episode of Family Guy when Peter joins the Beautiful People's Club.

/bakery-fresh cinnamon buns
 
Lou Brown
2011-12-06 11:31:11 PM
Okay subby- I lol'd.
 
adeist69
2011-12-06 11:34:28 PM
Two Hearted: I'll start the bidding at $10 for the fur coat chick.

It's been too long


Save your cash, I'll just leave this here for you: Thanks, Smokey! (pops, NSFWish)
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-06 11:34:40 PM
By the seashore?
 
Fista-Phobia
2011-12-06 11:40:07 PM
Bang Bros?
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-12-06 11:41:31 PM
The shepherd over there on the right looks lonesome ... if he can pull himself away from his sheep, I'll show him a good time.

If he goes back his sheep, well, I can't say I didn't try.
 
proton
2011-12-06 11:42:46 PM
Do you guys believe in the Virgin Marry?
 
fusillade762
2011-12-07 12:05:32 AM
Who wants to start the bidding?

i41.tinypic.com

I wouldn't mind some of God's sloppy seconds there.
 
new_york_monty
2011-12-07 12:14:41 AM
She's no virgin
 
sweet jeez
2011-12-07 12:35:27 AM
Fake tits? ??
 
sweet jeez
2011-12-07 12:36:11 AM
Not in my crib
 
Hollie Maea
2011-12-07 01:08:46 AM
sweet jeez: Fake tits? ??

I take it you are not familiar with "beautifulpeople.com".
 
Ooba Tooba
2011-12-07 01:34:03 AM
Cyberluddite: new_york_monty: She's no virgin

Yeah, well, she's apparently into bukake:

[media.chick.com image 457x237]

oh man...
 
Arklop
2011-12-07 02:13:09 AM
www.divaswrestlers.com
 
Galoop
2011-12-07 04:15:09 AM
"Wool coat" would have been funnier. Jut sayin'.
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 06:50:18 AM

This guy has to be trolling at this point:

Mr Hodge added: "It's not like we were the first to auction a date on eBay. Scarlet Johansson auctioned herself on the site for Oxfam.

"I'm also not sure how our posting is adult content. Everyone is dressed and although Mary is busty, she has just given birth to Jesus."
 
urban.derelict
2011-12-07 07:36:00 AM
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 08:35:28 AM
www.topnews.in

i2.listal.com

Do I get a choice?
 
Leeds
2011-12-07 09:09:57 AM
I don't get it. The article clearly states that the person playing the Virgin Mary (Heather Seychelle) is 25 years old.

But the actual Virgin Mary was 12 or 13 when she popped out Jesus. That's as bad as casting a bald Joseph, it just doesn't work.

img207.imageshack.us
 
Hydra [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 10:01:05 AM
Leeds: I don't get it. The article clearly states that the person playing the Virgin Mary (Heather Seychelle) is 25 years old.

But the actual Virgin Mary was 12 or 13 when she popped out Jesus. That's as bad as casting a bald black Joseph, it just doesn't work.

[img207.imageshack.us image 259x194]

FTFY

/ducks
 
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