Believe it, or not.
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RIP~

what's his handicap?

*golfclap*

I want to know how he lights his cigarette.

//on second thought, maybe I DON'T want to know.

I was gonna say, looks like he puffing away on the putt too.

How's he hold his beer?

John Daly is still alive?

So instead of being right-handed, he's right-shouldered? That's something that I had never thought about before. I guess if you had just a small stub remaining on each side one would still be dominant.

Or was he just unable to find a set of lefty golf clubs? I'm genuinely curious now as to why he would be doing it righthanded instead of lefthanded.

He's still better than me. My best round was +74, and I stopped scoring after the second hole.

Armless 1932 golfer has better game than you, better fashion sense than John Daly

Total violation of the Second Amendment.

Neither of those 2 things is a great accomplishment.

He probably has better game than Daly as well

How does he pee?

SharkTrager: Neither of those 2 things is a great accomplishment.

You're just jealous because you have two full arms, and you can't golf worth a damn.

Given the era he was golfing in(one when someone handicapped like that would be lucky to have a job, nevermind be on a golf course), and how challenging golf can be even with two good arms, what he did is damn impressive.

Aside from the fact that his tee shot didn't appear to go anywhere near 150 yards, that was pretty cool. I can't imagine how long it took him to perfect that "grip."

LawPD

karnal: How does he pee?

Better yet. How does he wipe?


Well - he probably does the same thing a dog does....drag his butt across the carpet.

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it"

I was surprised. How old is that saying? I thought it to be much more recent.

UNIMPRESSED

"Have you ever watched golf on television? It's like watching flies f(ar)k." - George Carlin

/RIP, Georgie

FiendishFellow05: SharkTrager: Neither of those 2 things is a great accomplishment.

You're just jealous because you have two full arms, and you can't golf worth a damn.

Given the era he was golfing in(one when someone handicapped like that would be lucky to have a job, nevermind be on a golf course), and how challenging golf can be even with two good arms, what he did is damn impressive.

Reread the headline, champ. He is talking about golfing better than YOU and dressing better than John Daly. Neither of these is difficult. It's a joke, take it easy...

Great attitude. I suppose the stock market crash just registered as a "meh" with him as he spent his life with the more pressing matter of not having any freakin' arms.

/a little more film on the editing room floor and we'd have missed the caddy trying to hand him his ball after his putt

RIP John Francis Daley

karnal: How does he pee?

I hope with his Penis

Maybe instead of learning to golf with his neck, he should've learned to type with his toes.

I bet he would have made more money as a secretary than a sideshow act.

(Maybe not)

litespeed74: karnal: How does he pee?

I hope with his Penis

He named it Penis?

Meh...

Could he have changed the brakes on a car? Didn't think so... But Matt can:

No Arms? No Problem!

He's a world-class archer, as well. He made the 2012 London Paralympics USA Team. He drives, changes diapers, deer hunts, etc...

/depressed I'm such a lout in comparison
//can't fix my car WITH arms