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(Pro Football Talk) Spiffy Jared Allen to Ray Edwards: How would like a COCK PUNCH   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 32
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Pratty
2011-12-06 07:17:57 PM
Gerald Allen would never do that.

/Farking announcers
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-06 07:21:59 PM
This headline is one of best ever.
 
Uzzah
2011-12-06 07:23:37 PM
o.onionstatic.com
 
whither_apophis
2011-12-06 07:24:56 PM
How would like a cock punch and Hu is the Premier of China
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-12-06 07:27:03 PM
I would like a good punch, prefereably a nice rum and fruit juice thingy with an umbrella in it.
 
neuroflare
2011-12-06 07:28:33 PM
Pratty: Gerald Allen would never do that.

/Farking announcers

Billick may be decent coach, but man how do you screw that up over and over without someone in the headset saying "Hey Brian? Shutup."
 
mavrickatubc
2011-12-06 07:32:46 PM
"My favorite part is when he punched him in the wiener."
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-06 07:36:12 PM
In fashionable circles, the cockpunch has largely given way to the dickstomp.
 
Pratty
2011-12-06 07:40:13 PM
neuroflare: Pratty: Gerald Allen would never do that.

/Farking announcers

Billick may be decent coach, but man how do you screw that up over and over without someone in the headset saying "Hey Brian? Shutup."

At least now we know why Gruden just calls them "that guy".
 
The Slush [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 07:42:35 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: This headline is one of best ever.

Reminiscent of "YOU: gun my have for me, BUT I: HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA"
 
VvonderJesus
2011-12-06 07:49:19 PM
Falcon PAUNCH

Also:

purplejesus.files.wordpress.com
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 08:05:59 PM
How would like a COCK PUNCH

Medium rare, on a bed of fried onions with garlic mashed red skinned potatoes, please.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 08:11:04 PM
"So I told him: 'You run me over here, I'm going to punch you square in your wiener, dude.'"

That's just precious.
 
FREDIOHEAD
2011-12-06 08:13:44 PM
"My favorite part is when he punched him in the wiener."
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 08:16:07 PM
As a victim of cock-punching, I say it should be considered a WAR CRIME, under the Geneva Convention!

There are just certain things in life that you just don't do, not based on religious or political beliefs, but out of a sense of decency and respect toward your fellow man. You do not resort to cannibalism for t3h lulz. You don't dropkick a defenseless infant, even if it will win the game. And you never, ever, EVER punch a man in the dick!

Shame on you, Jared Allen! You are a disgrace both as a football player and as a man! >:-(
 
The Madd Mann
2011-12-06 08:37:09 PM
Captain Steroid: As a victim of cock-punching, I say it should be considered a WAR CRIME, under the Geneva Convention!

There are just certain things in life that you just don't do, not based on religious or political beliefs, but out of a sense of decency and respect toward your fellow man. You do not resort to cannibalism for t3h lulz. You don't dropkick a defenseless infant, even if it will win the game. And you never, ever, EVER punch a man in the dick!

Shame on you, Jared Allen! You are a disgrace both as a football player and as a man! >:-(

You just need to man up.

Like these guys.
 
you are a puppet
2011-12-06 08:43:18 PM
I love that the video opened up with the Suh subway commercial. Suh - the poster boy for wiener violence
 
mrmyxolodian
2011-12-06 08:46:58 PM
It works on so many levels! HAHA! Roll it again.
 
mikaloyd
2011-12-06 08:51:56 PM
It'll be fun to see him play in Los Angeles
 
mc_madness
2011-12-06 09:50:40 PM
Cock punching is funny? Unreal. If that was Ndamukong Suh he'd be suspended the rest of the year.

Double standard if you're a Detroit Lion. NFL is a farking joke.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:33:30 PM
mc_madness: Cock punching is funny? Unreal. If that was Ndamukong Suh he'd be suspended the rest of the year.

Double standard if you're a Detroit Lion. NFL is a farking joke.

Raider fans are going to be pissed to see you stealing their shtick.
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-12-06 10:54:57 PM
damn, that was a GOLDEN opportunity for the 'weeners' tag.

/GOLDEN
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-12-06 10:56:17 PM
you are a puppet: I love that the video opened up with the Suh subway commercial. Suh - the poster boy for wiener violence

i had a lame Lexus commercial for mine.

/Donkey Kong Suh
 
Mudcloth
2011-12-06 11:54:49 PM
It thought it was called "Giving him the business".
 
bhcompy
2011-12-07 12:57:25 AM
The Slush: Jim from Saint Paul: This headline is one of best ever.

Reminiscent of "YOU: gun my have for me, BUT I: HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA"

Those were the best of times, verily
 
pion
2011-12-07 01:16:51 AM
So what I get from the article is that Jared Allen is a man of his word.
 
SDRR
2011-12-07 08:05:26 AM
Accidentally the whole thing!
 
rjakobi
2011-12-07 09:17:04 AM
mc_madness: Cock punching is funny? Unreal. If that was Ndamukong Suh he'd be suspended the rest of the year.

Double standard if you're a Detroit Lion. NFL is a farking joke.

Suh does not long snap.

Also, weren't you an Eagles fan the same time last year?
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-07 11:08:30 AM
mc_madness: Cock punching is funny? Unreal. If that was Ndamukong Suh he'd be suspended the rest of the year.

Double standard if you're a Detroit Lion. NFL is a farking joke.

It would also be Suh's 345th personal foul call in 3 years. So there is that.
 
enad58
2011-12-07 12:33:08 PM
 
bart2puck
2011-12-07 12:46:52 PM
bighasbeen: mc_madness: Cock punching is funny? Unreal. If that was Ndamukong Suh he'd be suspended the rest of the year.

Double standard if you're a Detroit Lion. NFL is a farking joke.

Raider fans are going to be pissed to see you stealing their shtick.

>insert favorite team here
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2011-12-07 02:09:16 PM
mikaloyd: It'll be fun to see him play in Los Angeles

www.footblog.com
 
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