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(Yahoo) Silly "I'll have the orange wine. Oh, you haven't heard of it?" *condescending snicker* "Well, it's a bit obscure, I guess"   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 91
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2011-12-06 06:15:49 PM
Can I smell the cap?
 
2011-12-06 06:25:09 PM
img849.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-06 06:25:44 PM
My uncle in Hungary has a vineyard where they make Tokay wine, a sweet desert wine originally from white grapes. The sweetest ones are made from more bushels of grapes and can indeed look orange due to concentrations being almost port-like.

*reads article* Okay, they're talking about doing the exact same thing. Except Tokay's been around since at least the era of Louis XIV who called it the "wine of kings," so how is this news?
 
bow [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 06:32:36 PM
I want to try orange wine. I like the fact that it's "white wine for red wine lovers."
 
2011-12-06 06:41:43 PM
Since I'm allergic to the tannins, this takes another category of "Wines I Cannot Enjoy Through A Stopped Up Nose and Swollen Sinuses While Spending Too Much Farking Money". Great!
 
2011-12-06 06:46:28 PM
bow: I want to try orange wine. I like the fact that it's "white wine for red wine lovers."

As do I. Loves me some Sangiovese Chianti
 
2011-12-06 06:53:24 PM
Nice background on the glass of wine shot. Really make the color pop out.
 
2011-12-06 06:59:47 PM
Vin savants have been enjoying orange wine for years.

www.ghettowine.com

/They make great servers, too.
 
2011-12-06 07:05:40 PM
Andromeda: My uncle in Hungary has a vineyard where they make Tokay wine, a sweet desert wine originally from white grapes. The sweetest ones are made from more bushels of grapes and can indeed look orange due to concentrations being almost port-like.

*reads article* Okay, they're talking about doing the exact same thing. Except Tokay's been around since at least the era of Louis XIV who called it the "wine of kings," so how is this news?


www.davidlouisedelman.com

Can procure for you, within the hour, a tokay far superior to the one in the article from the Imperial cellars of Vienna, a mere 1000 miles away.
 
2011-12-06 07:23:31 PM
The screaming viiking is a much better drink.

/Cucumber lightly bruised please.
 
2011-12-06 07:27:09 PM
f*ck that. gimme a jug of muscadine.
 
2011-12-06 07:29:55 PM
Is this a scam like "Chocolate Diamonds" where they finally decided that after selling all the high clarity diamonds, they needed to create a market for the diamonds they "taught" people to avoid? ie; such low clarity that they are brown?
 
2011-12-06 07:30:28 PM
RocketRod: Can I smell the cap?

No, but you can smell my finger
 
2011-12-06 07:34:22 PM
Needs more clockwork oranges.
 
2011-12-06 07:34:41 PM
Snicker


www.floridawine.com
 
2011-12-06 07:37:18 PM
so, how long before I some idiot who has read this ask me about one of these. Why in the world people think a small town in Iowa is going to have some obscure thing they read about on the internet or found while on vacation is beyond me
 
2011-12-06 07:38:48 PM
Enemabag Jones: /Cucumber lightly bruised please.

Ouch! Maybe you should see a doctor...

RexTalionis: Can procure for you, within the hour, a tokay far superior to the one in the article from the Imperial cellars of Vienna, a mere 1000 miles away.

LOVE it!
 
2011-12-06 07:38:54 PM
I received a bottle of Tokaji (referred to as Tokay above) and couldn't figure out when in the world the Japanese had learned how to make good wine.

Then I learned it came from Hungary and it made much more sense.
 
2011-12-06 07:39:45 PM
Our local brewery had shots of this stuff- rum, vodka, etc. their license only allows them to sell these
pseudo-boozes (20 percent). one guy insisted on trying it after being warned- he drank it, put his head
between his hands, and voila- hurled in about two minutes after downing it...

read the label on this pseudo-booze and it says "other than standard orange wine"...
 
2011-12-06 07:39:48 PM
Sorry, I'm not up on my Sanford Vineyard vintages. How close is this stuff to ripple?
 
2011-12-06 07:40:04 PM
Andromeda: My uncle in Hungary has a vineyard where they make Tokay wine, a sweet desert wine originally from white grapes. The sweetest ones are made from more bushels of grapes and can indeed look orange due to concentrations being almost port-like.

*reads article* Okay, they're talking about doing the exact same thing. Except Tokay's been around since at least the era of Louis XIV who called it the "wine of kings," so how is this news?


Tokay is a high brix sweet wine. The wines the article refers to are just whites with a bit more skin/stem contact.
 
2011-12-06 07:40:49 PM

Orangipple?


www.sitcomsonline.com

 
2011-12-06 07:42:05 PM
I am amused by the reactions I get when I point out that in Portugal they have green wines.
 
2011-12-06 07:42:48 PM
Xcott: I am amused by the reactions I get when I point out that in Portugal they have green wines.

Mmmm. Lancer.
 
2011-12-06 07:45:24 PM
Xcott: I am amused by the reactions I get when I point out that in Portugal they have green wines.

Vino Verdes. Better in Portugal than over here.
 
2011-12-06 07:45:43 PM
Metalupis: so, how long before I some idiot who has read this ask me about one of these. Why in the world people think a small town in Iowa is going to have some obscure thing they read about on the internet or found while on vacation is beyond me

Offer them this:

ww5.bn-image.com
 
2011-12-06 07:51:52 PM
www.the-lizard-lounge.com

What a Tokay may look like.
 
2011-12-06 07:53:31 PM
So basically somebody made some white wine, farked it up, and is now trying to make it sound like it is something new and good...I guess if you can find suckers to buy it...
 
2011-12-06 07:53:52 PM
butt-nuggets: Metalupis: so, how long before I some idiot who has read this ask me about one of these. Why in the world people think a small town in Iowa is going to have some obscure thing they read about on the internet or found while on vacation is beyond me

Offer them this:

[ww5.bn-image.com image 80x201]


heh, we actaully don't carry that flavor, nor the boones farm orange (haven't seen either for a few years actually)
 
2011-12-06 07:57:51 PM
Metalupis: butt-nuggets: Metalupis: so, how long before I some idiot who has read this ask me about one of these. Why in the world people think a small town in Iowa is going to have some obscure thing they read about on the internet or found while on vacation is beyond me

Offer them this:

[ww5.bn-image.com image 80x201]

heh, we actaully don't carry that flavor, nor the boones farm orange (haven't seen either for a few years actually)


Boones farm is the perfect recipe for a hangover
 
2011-12-06 07:57:56 PM
alt.coxnewsweb.com

Or, as I like to call it- "Yoo-hoo Ripple".
 
2011-12-06 07:59:06 PM
JDJoeE: Xcott: I am amused by the reactions I get when I point out that in Portugal they have green wines.

Vino Verdes. Better in Portugal than over here.


That seems to be a thing about Portuguese wine in general. I've had some brilliant wine in Portugal, but anything I find in the USA is basically for cleaning windows.

My theory is that the Portuguese simply have no reason to let any of their proper wine out of the country, because then they don't get to drink it. Port is an exception, because it was officially designated one of their major exports, along with cork and their own people.
 
2011-12-06 08:02:00 PM
Metalupis: heh, we actaully don't carry that flavor, nor the boones farm orange (haven't seen either for a few years actually)

Hey, sorry for the threadjack, but do you own a shop that sells alcoholic beverages? I've been meaning to ask somebody who does: Why isn't Chinese baijiu more commonly available in American stores? Thanks.
 
2011-12-06 08:05:36 PM
Tarl3k: So basically somebody made some white wine, farked it up, and is now trying to make it sound like it is something new and good...I guess if you can find suckers to buy it...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-06 08:06:22 PM
Let me know when it's double distilled and aged in oak.
 
2011-12-06 08:15:32 PM
RexTalionis: Metalupis: heh, we actaully don't carry that flavor, nor the boones farm orange (haven't seen either for a few years actually)

Hey, sorry for the threadjack, but do you own a shop that sells alcoholic beverages? I've been meaning to ask somebody who does: Why isn't Chinese baijiu more commonly available in American stores? Thanks.


I don't sorry, just have worked in wine and spirits dept of a grocery store for about 6 years, 4 of those in a university town


Hassan Ben Sobr: [alt.coxnewsweb.com image 422x640]

Or, as I like to call it- "Yoo-hoo Ripple".



it's pretty much Bailey's with a wine base instead of a whiskey base, similer to O'reilly's, they simply packaged and promoted Chocovine in the wine side of things instead of the already crowded liquer side, a real smart bit of marketing really
 
2011-12-06 08:17:59 PM
So the vinyard leaves the skins in longer to enhance the flavor and darken the color.

Isn't this how you make rosé?
 
2011-12-06 08:26:12 PM
on the road: So the vinyard leaves the skins in longer to enhance the flavor and darken the color.

Isn't this how you make rosé?


actually the opposite, rose is made one of two ways, either by mixing a red and a white, or by not leaving a red wine to sit on the skins and stems for as long as you normally would
 
2011-12-06 08:28:38 PM
troll.me

...then prepare to be woo-ed, by the master.
 
2011-12-06 08:28:48 PM
Gilligann: RocketRod: Can I smell the cap?

No, but you can smell my finger


Man, that reminds me of my Army days in formation after getting some action the night before.

/fun times
//except for the victim
 
2011-12-06 08:35:08 PM
Oh yeah, I've had white wine that turned orange before. That's what it does when it spoils.

/Dad has a home wine cellar in sub-tropical Queensland

//White wine is for drinking, not setting down
 
2011-12-06 08:44:56 PM
The place that turned me on to orange wines was The Breslin in New York, where it was served to me by one of the aforementioned sommeliers who can only be described as shamelessly cool. She had short, bleached hair, shaved on the sides, and tattoos.

Yeah, nothing says cool like a woman that looks like Guy Fieri and Sinead O'Connor once got drunk enough to fark. Check please.
 
2011-12-06 08:50:44 PM
RexTalionis: Andromeda: My uncle in Hungary has a vineyard where they make Tokay wine, a sweet desert wine originally from white grapes. The sweetest ones are made from more bushels of grapes and can indeed look orange due to concentrations being almost port-like.

*reads article* Okay, they're talking about doing the exact same thing. Except Tokay's been around since at least the era of Louis XIV who called it the "wine of kings," so how is this news?

[www.davidlouisedelman.com image 375x256]

Can procure for you, within the hour, a tokay far superior to the one in the article from the Imperial cellars of Vienna, a mere 1000 miles away.


Was planning to post this; but i was happy to have you do it instead.

You posted my Munchausen by proxy.
 
2011-12-06 08:51:18 PM
Andromeda: My uncle in Hungary has a vineyard where they make Tokay wine, a sweet desert wine originally from white grapes. The sweetest ones are made from more bushels of grapes and can indeed look orange due to concentrations being almost port-like.

I love Tokay wine! hard to find in the US though. Some Hungarian grad students got me hooked.
 
2011-12-06 08:59:40 PM
bow: I want to try orange wine. I like the fact that it's "white wine for red wine lovers."

It's good stuff. Check out the wine menu at Bar Bambino (new window) in San Francisco for some good choices to start with.
 
2011-12-06 09:13:13 PM
Pruno?
 
2011-12-06 09:18:20 PM
Tax Boy: RexTalionis: Andromeda: My uncle in Hungary has a vineyard where they make Tokay wine, a sweet desert wine originally from white grapes. The sweetest ones are made from more bushels of grapes and can indeed look orange due to concentrations being almost port-like.

*reads article* Okay, they're talking about doing the exact same thing. Except Tokay's been around since at least the era of Louis XIV who called it the "wine of kings," so how is this news?

[www.davidlouisedelman.com image 375x256]

Can procure for you, within the hour, a tokay far superior to the one in the article from the Imperial cellars of Vienna, a mere 1000 miles away.

Was planning to post this; but i was happy to have you do it instead.

You posted my Munchausen by proxy.


Yeah, the authorities have been notified.
 
2011-12-06 09:24:16 PM
Repressed Memory Time Theater

The parents of a friend of mine found a bottle of orange wine that they bought in Florida some years ago. Some one dared me to drink it and I did. A few hours later, I was on a second date with this girl who thought I had a good job. Maybe I should mention that this was 1984 and recession and unemployment was great upon the land.

The gas was horrendous and while I could usually control my emissions, there was no stopping these. We were bowling so I got creative. I would try and stand by the little hand drying fan in hopes that these vicious methane bombs would disperse. They didn't She'd walk up to get her bowling ball, do a little gasp (oh so cute) and kind of stagger towards the foul line.

She was a classy dame and didn't mention the stench but I got nowhere with her that night. Oh but I did break 200 in two out of three games.

Please tune in next time for Repressed Memory Time Theater when I recount the time when I was five and thought I should pee on every fire hydrant on the street.
 
2011-12-06 09:26:43 PM
No idea, but I hear it's better than the sapphire crap.
 
2011-12-06 09:27:45 PM
Hassan Ben Sobr: [alt.coxnewsweb.com image 422x640]

Or, as I like to call it- "Yoo-hoo Ripple".


good god, that sound nasty.
 
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