Wheat were they thinking, messing around at a shopping malt like that? Lucky for the cop he hopped out of the way, if there's a grain of truth in this storey.

/Crime in a multistorey parking garage? That's just wrong on so many levels.

wait, he threw a full beer bottle?

why?

Both are lucky they didn't accidently fall off the parking garage.

Guess he thought his beer needed a head on it.

butt-nuggets: wait, he threw a full beer bottle?

why?

alcohol abuse

When do they get oat of jail?

Gregory Michael Byerly, 21, and Peter Claibourne Hansinger, 22, were arrested and charged with one count each of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and aggravated assault.

If both are involved without complications and they are smart, the other one did it.

The bottle kids from TPB are growing up so fast...

You gotta nip it in the Bud.

Did he grain him?

I used to throw beer bottles off my apartment balcony in college. One time I was going to throw one at this car that just pulled up to the street. Fortunately, my drunk ass realized that it was a squad car just in time.

/I don't throw bottles off the balcony any more
//mostly cuz I live on the first floor now

If he really missed the police officer, he might start by inviting him over for dinner more often.

Enemabag Jones: Gregory Michael Byerly, 21, and Peter Claibourne Hansinger, 22, were arrested and charged with one count each of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and aggravated assault.

If both are involved without complications and they are smart, the other one did it.

They thought it'd be a great idea if they threw a bottle of beer at a cop just for the hell of it. Take a wild guess how smart they are.

Last Man on Earth,Enemabag Jones: Gregory Michael Byerly, 21, and Peter Claibourne Hansinger, 22, were arrested and charged with one count each of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and aggravated assault.
If both are involved without complications and they are smart, the other one did it.
They thought it'd be a great idea if they threw a bottle of beer at a cop just for the hell of it. Take a wild guess how smart they are.

I was not there, but even giving the benefit of the doubt and imagining them dead drunk (in a parking garage!?), it is difficult to comprehend.

Enemabag Jones: Gregory Michael Byerly, 21, and Peter Claibourne Hansinger, 22, were arrested and charged with one count each of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer and aggravated assault.

If both are involved without complications and they are smart, the other one did it.

Don't know about their jurisdiction, but in a lot of places there is a wonderful thing called "conspiracy to ..." that allows the courts to nail both their dumb asses without having to prove which one individually did it.

His throw missed?

Did the Marlins sign him yet?

butt-nuggets: wait, he threw a full beer bottle?

why?

It was a Bud Light.

Lucky for the cop it wasn't these guys: Trailer Park Boys bottle kids

N/m squishface beat me to it.

every time I have turned on my computer today I see stupid criminals. I'm getting an early Christmas present!

When you spit from the twenty-sixth floor
And if floats on the breeze to the ground
Does it fall upon hats
Or on white persian cats
Or on heads, with a pitty-pat sound?

Oh, I used to think life was a bore
But I don't feel that way any more
As count up the hits,
As I smile as I sit,
As I spit from the twenty-sixth floor.

~ Shel Silverstein

Hey you bottlechucks! Quick chucking my bottles!

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Geez, I had to wait twelve hours and read the headline a second time to get it.