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Mr. Fuzzypaws

2011-12-06 04:27:27 PM

What being hit by a sea lion might look like.

img403.imageshack.us

Foreground My Ass

2011-12-06 04:55:12 PM

no one ever complains about being bitten by Seaman......

mekki

2011-12-06 04:55:19 PM

Aquaman is a dick. Everyone knows that.

sinanju

2011-12-06 04:55:40 PM

If life leaves you with questions,
Seek advice from under the sea,
Dear Aquaman, Dear Aquaman,
Please give your advice to me,
Aquaman.

Craptastic

2011-12-06 04:56:24 PM

Maybe it was this guy.
images.wikia.com

LewDux

2011-12-06 04:57:35 PM

seapunk?

LandOfChocolate

2011-12-06 04:59:21 PM

Was the seal wearing a bow tie?

skinink

2011-12-06 05:04:21 PM

"It was a shark, Cundari said."

But it wasn't a shark,
It was a shark lobster!

Grapple

2011-12-06 05:06:44 PM

skinink: "It was a shark, Cundari said."
But it wasn't a shark,
It was a shark lobster!

Oh thanks, now I'll have that in my head all day.

Arctic Phoenix

2011-12-06 05:07:21 PM

Every time I see the "Oregon Live" avatar here on Fark, I think of "The Onion".

/CSB

This text is now purple

2011-12-06 05:09:14 PM

Couldn't be Aquaman. This actually accomplished something.

baka-san

2011-12-06 05:10:19 PM

It's a streetlamp!!!!!

SearchN

2011-12-06 05:11:22 PM

"It was Aquaman. Honest."

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-12-06 05:13:59 PM

Maybe it was a squid.

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/om nom nom nom nom

p the boiler

2011-12-06 05:14:04 PM

Crystal meth sure messes with surfers brains

MBooda

2011-12-06 05:14:25 PM

Or...

import silvia

2011-12-06 05:24:25 PM

MBooda: Or...
[www.dvdtalk.com image 400x300]

Came to say this. Barnacle boy has been getting pretty riled up lately, wanting to be Barnacle man and all.

texdent

2011-12-06 05:24:58 PM

I was about to say no one ever blames Namor, but I see he's already been covered.

cgraves67

2011-12-06 05:27:30 PM

Maybe it was a saltwater moose. I hear their bites can be pretty nasty. (special characters omitted by laziness)

CowboyNinjaD

2011-12-06 05:30:38 PM

Ever since watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Aquaman has started to become one of my favorite superheroes.

Also:

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video man

2011-12-06 05:32:22 PM

MBooda: Or...
[www.dvdtalk.com image 400x300]

I hear he's even joined E.V.I.L.

/Every Villain is Lemons.

LewDux

2011-12-06 05:33:41 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-12-06 05:36:38 PM

CowboyNinjaD: Ever since watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Aquaman has started to become one of my favorite superheroes.

Also:

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Aquaman's always been a powerful superhero. The only work where he's been less than powerful was the Super Friend's cartoon, and for some reason that's the only version people seem to think of or remember. It's weird how Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and the other heroes escaped the show's effects, but Aquaman is practically defined by it.

/always been one of my favorites alongside Namor, might be because I'm fascinated by the ocean and aquatic life.

Fomby_Belcher

2011-12-06 05:39:14 PM

buckler

2011-12-06 05:40:11 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: CowboyNinjaD: Ever since watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Aquaman has started to become one of my favorite superheroes.

Also:

[a6.idata.over-blog.com image 498x421]

Aquaman's always been a powerful superhero. The only work where he's been less than powerful was the Super Friend's cartoon, and for some reason that's the only version people seem to think of or remember. It's weird how Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and the other heroes escaped the show's effects, but Aquaman is practically defined by it.

/always been one of my favorites alongside Namor, might be because I'm fascinated by the ocean and aquatic life.

Besides, we need Aquaman, what with all that crime happening under the sea.

[ted_knight] "Uuusing his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons a moray eeeeeel!" [/ted_knight]

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-12-06 05:43:58 PM

buckler: Keizer_Ghidorah: CowboyNinjaD: Ever since watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Aquaman has started to become one of my favorite superheroes.

Also:

[a6.idata.over-blog.com image 498x421]

Aquaman's always been a powerful superhero. The only work where he's been less than powerful was the Super Friend's cartoon, and for some reason that's the only version people seem to think of or remember. It's weird how Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and the other heroes escaped the show's effects, but Aquaman is practically defined by it.

/always been one of my favorites alongside Namor, might be because I'm fascinated by the ocean and aquatic life.

Besides, we need Aquaman, what with all that crime happening under the sea.

[ted_knight] "Uuusing his telepathic powers, Aquaman summons a moray eeeeeel!" [/ted_knight]

Aquaman has his own villains and miscreants, the problem was the cartoon never used them. Black Manta was the only aquatic Legion of Doom member, and he hardly did anything noteworthy.

MBooda

2011-12-06 05:45:01 PM

buckler

2011-12-06 05:47:18 PM

MBooda: [images.cheezburger.com image 464x354]

Many years ago, when I was taking people on tours of a marine life park, I'd sing "When that bite that you feel is because of an eel, that's a moray..."

Iknhaton

2011-12-06 05:58:52 PM

Came for a picture of Vincent from Entourage. Leaving dissapoint.

The_Sponge

2011-12-06 06:06:43 PM

Fomby_Belcher: [i40.tinypic.com image 640x512]

That mayor had some awesome clothes.

/Want a sport coat with small anchors on it.

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-12-06 06:34:51 PM

lizaardvark

2011-12-06 07:09:41 PM

Oh, wow. Did Penny Arcade really used to be funny? Or did someone replace the words?

veedeevadeevoodee

2011-12-06 07:29:57 PM

Surfer bit by either a shark, a sea lion, a mermaid, or perhaps ~~Aquaman~~ Aqua Buddha

newsjunkiepost.com

/ FTFY

one_eyed_willie

2011-12-06 07:57:21 PM

Aquaman really has let himself go...

davidphogan

2011-12-06 10:16:34 PM

APPROVES!

arghyematey

2011-12-07 12:15:49 AM

Tail slaps are usually a cetacean behavior. But dolpins are mystical smiling creatures that would never harm a person. Definitely aquaman.

Qaiwolf

2011-12-07 08:53:20 AM

CowboyNinjaD: Ever since watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Aquaman has started to become one of my favorite superheroes.

Also:

[a6.idata.over-blog.com image 498x421]

OUTRAGEOUS!

Mr. Toadcheese

2011-12-09 02:41:43 PM

Definitely a murloc.

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