Sandra can ruin me any day.

Jamdug!: I'd ruin her, blah blah blah.

I'd Sandra her Bullock.

.lolwut
//alldaylong

Really? Are you sure it wasent you sticking your penis in some other chicks, including a goth porn nazi?

timujin: Sounds like a Republican.

You sound troll-derpy trying to turn this thread political.

Apos: This tattooed buffoon has fans?

He's talented as a fabricator, and seems likeable in that setting. As an example of how to be a good husband? Not so much.

JESSE JAMES IS A DOUCHEBAG

Embiggened for emphasis.

"I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn't talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show 'em that I'm still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I'm not what I became."

Is there a reason he couldn't have stayed a motorcycle guy after being a lucky enough SOB to marry Sandra Bullock? I mean, he was a motorcycle guy when they met and "fell in love", right? So why change?

I think he became the person he always wanted to be, but never had the chance to. And he'll become that guy again if it's possible.

timujin: yeah, I've probably been spending too much time in the politics tab.

The first step is admitting you have a problem, so congrats.

timujin: peterthx: timujin: Sounds like a Republican.

You sound troll-derpy trying to turn this thread political.

yeah, I've probably been spending too much time in the politics tab. I should get some fresh air, but I need to wait until after dark so that I don't immolate myself.

No matter what ideology you claim, you can't spend a lot of time in there without emerging flecked with other people's spittle. It's the easiest troll on the entire internet.

I bet he uses an iPad.

T.rex: I bet he uses an iPad.

EVERYBODY uses an iPad!!!

Marriage isn't a contest with a winner and a loser. He humiliated her in the midst of a career high, and that makes him a tool. But the marriage is over. He doesn't have to spend his life pretending like she was the best thing that ever happened to him and he screwed up his happiness. Their marriage made him someone he didn't want to be and he destroyed it.

Happy marriages don't break up.

danny_kay: Poor fool, he makes me laugh!

/obscure?

You primadona.

"I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn't talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show 'em that I'm still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I'm not what I became."

It sounds like he's only blaming himself.

Nadie_AZ: muck4doo: Sandra can ruin me any day.

This

THIS THIS THIS

/it would practically be magic.

Apos: This tattooed buffoon has fans?

Monster Garage was insanely entertaining. Dunno what he did since.

obeymatt: I thought the coward, Robert Ford did that.

Came for this.

Atomic Spunk: "I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn't talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show 'em that I'm still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I'm not what I became."

It sounds like he's only blaming himself.

This. "I became a bigshot douchebag, sorry."

I used to think his work was kind of cool. Fame made him (more of) a giant douche. He screwed it all up. Now the big crybaby f*cktard is trying to blame someone else.

So... Dancing with the Stars or Celebrity Rehab?

salvador.hardin:
Happy marriages don't break up.

Sometimes they do. Sometimes guys screw around with other women and get caught. The woman finds out, gets disgusted and leaves. And just because a guy is screwing another woman, that doesn't mean his marriage is unhappy. There are plenty of men who just like to screw a lot of women because it's really fun, and the only way it becomes not so fun is if the wife finds out. (you may reverse the sexes if you wish, but it seems that women are much less likely to cheat for purely recreational reasons, which is why there aren't many male prostitutes who serve women exclusively)

To say that "happy marriages don't break up" is a crude simplification of an inherently complex relationship.

Unless it is previously agreed upon to be an open marriage, keep your hands to yourself and your significant other.

Even when it IS agreed upon, that shiat doesn't STILL doesn't usually work.

Either way, this guy is a douchecanoe any way you cut it.

Atomic Spunk: "I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn't talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show 'em that I'm still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I'm not what I became."

It sounds like he's only blaming himself.

Yeah, but I'll stil take the opportunity to let Sandra know she can fark me up anytime she wants.

Atomic Spunk: salvador.hardin:
Happy marriages don't break up.

Sometimes they do. Sometimes guys screw around with other women and get caught. The woman finds out, gets disgusted and leaves. And just because a guy is screwing another woman, that doesn't mean his marriage is unhappy. There are plenty of men who just like to screw a lot of women because it's really fun, and the only way it becomes not so fun is if the wife finds out. (you may reverse the sexes if you wish, but it seems that women are much less likely to cheat for purely recreational reasons, which is why there aren't many male prostitutes who serve women exclusively)

To say that "happy marriages don't break up" is a crude simplification of an inherently complex relationship.

So it doesn't matter if the WIFE is unhappy- it's still a happy marriage if she doesn't know her husband is a lying philanderer. Nice.

I liked him better as a drug snitch.

came for the Goth Nazi Porn stars.

/II don't even know you anymore.

r1chard3: came for the Goth Nazi Porn stars.

/II don't even know you anymore.

Pretty sure there was only one.

That's just like Jesse James.

Sandra Bullock could ruin my life whenever she wants to.

Oh look, an irrelevant nazi dickbag.

They both sound like bitter critters, they should get back together. Bullock always came across like a broken person, had her biatch knob turned up to 11 in all the interviews I've ever seen. I'd hate to be her PA.

Skanque: JESSE JAMES IS A DOUCHEBAG

Embiggened for emphasis.

That is is just utterly cromulent.

groppet: Really? Are you sure it wasent you sticking your penis in some other chicks, including a goth porn nazi?

Well if she had just been OK with his doing that, or at least too dumb to find out then his life would still be fine. See it really is her fault.

/actually I do believe she bears some responsibility because he was flying plenty of douchebag warning flags before they married. It's not like she married a humble streetpreacher and discovered a secret life he was leading. She just discovered that the depth beneath the douchebag she thought she saw while they were dating was nothing but wishful thinking.

Car_Ramrod: Is there a reason he couldn't have stayed a motorcycle guy after being a lucky enough SOB to marry Sandra Bullock? I mean, he was a motorcycle guy when they met and "fell in love", right? So why change?

how many movie premieres could he have shown up smelling of degreasser an having oil stained fingernails?

I never got the appeal for Bullock. She looks like Joan Rivers with a brown wig.

muck4doo: Sandra can ruin me any day.

Imagine the STDs he might have given her, though. He probably has most of them.