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(Buffalo Beast) Amusing It's not just the Muppets; there are other children's TV shows indoctrinating socialism into our youth   (buffalobeast.com) divider line 130
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Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:32:06 PM
If you turn off the Grinch with five minutes to go it's a true conservative classic
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:41:55 PM
BAN ALL OF THESE THINGS BEFORE OUR CHILDREN TURN SOCIALIST
 
HighOnCraic
2011-12-06 01:46:34 PM
thesuperheromovement.files.wordpress.com
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:46:43 PM
What, no Captain Planet?
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:47:19 PM
HighOnCraic: [thesuperheromovement.files.wordpress.com image 350x352]

Beat me to it.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:49:42 PM
...and Thundercats makes kids into furries.
 
Aarontology [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:53:30 PM
The New Testament is socialist by these retard's standards.
 
BillCo [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:55:01 PM
Scrooge McDuck, the ultimate capitalist cartoon character.
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 02:08:21 PM
BillCo: Scrooge McDuck, the ultimate capitalist cartoon character.

There's plenty of millionaire/ 1 percenter heroes in Hollywood... Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, Richie Rich, Lara Croft... wasn't the family from Spy Kids rich too? Although those are Mexicans, that was probably drug money.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-12-06 02:10:29 PM
This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
penthesilea [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 02:16:11 PM
Sharing is caring. communist
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 02:23:39 PM
Heh heh. That was funny, subby, thanks.
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 02:29:22 PM
toonbarn.com

He Man made me gay
 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 02:50:27 PM
Aarontology: The New Testament is socialist by these retard's standards.

Reagan was a Socialist according to these nitwits.
 
wont_eat_bugs [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 02:53:31 PM
vernonFL: [toonbarn.com image 554x275]

He Man made me gay

And here I thought it was the Princess of Power. :)
 
Hobodeluxe
2011-12-06 03:02:42 PM
I'm really surprised that these people aren't out witch hunting day care/pre school centers that try to teach kids to share their toys.
 
CanisNoir [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:25:09 PM
You know, you'd think they'd focus more on the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood instead of the supposed myth of purposeful indoctrination. I mean, of course an artists personal beliefs are going to creep into their work, that's only natural. Pedophilia isn't.
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:32:03 PM
CanisNoir: You know, you'd think they'd focus more on the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood instead of the supposed myth of purposeful indoctrination. I mean, of course an artists personal beliefs are going to creep into their work, that's only natural. Pedophilia isn't.

It is BEYOND me how they can possibly play Toddler in Tiaras straight. That farking thing should have suspenseful Law & Order music playing through the entirety of every episode.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-06 03:36:12 PM
He Man and the Assmasters of the Universe.
 
TheGrayCat [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:38:03 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 640x463]

Wait a minute.....The Beatles had a cartoon?
 
ds_4815
2011-12-06 03:39:24 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: If you turn off the Grinch with five minutes to go it's a true conservative classic, you know.

Said it like this in my head.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:43:39 PM
Yes, they should teach fascism instead, likesay, some new channels.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:49:01 PM
TheGrayCat: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 640x463]

Wait a minute.....The Beatles had a cartoon?

well yeah, how do you think they got famous?
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:51:35 PM
TheGrayCat: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 640x463]

Wait a minute.....The Beatles had a cartoon?

Yep. From 1965-1967. Each episode was named for one of their songs and told a story, loosely based on the lyrics. There were 39 episodes total. Here are a couple, and there are lots more on YouTube

Penny Lane (new window)

Hard Day's Night (new window)

Back in the USSR (new window)
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-12-06 03:52:28 PM
TheGrayCat: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 640x463]

Wait a minute.....The Beatles had a cartoon?

The cartoon used Beatles songs but they were otherwise not involved.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
gopher321
2011-12-06 03:53:11 PM
My parents used to tell me, "Soon as you're 18, you're out the door!" Turned out to be more or less true...maybe kids need more bootstrappiness/independent spirit/self-reliance nowadays...

When they turn twelve, give 'em a bowie knife and drop em off in the middle of the Ozarks or something...
 
Polartank13 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:54:56 PM
FirstNationalBastard: ...and Thundercats makes kids into furries.

That's just as bad as what Transformers did to this guy.

i149.photobucket.com
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 03:59:18 PM
My kids watch Adventure Time and The Regular Show.

I'm assuming they'll be algebraic, Liberal slackers.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:00:46 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Children's programming was much better when all the writers and animators were on LSD...
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:12:06 PM
From an article linked in TFA:
"We're teaching our kids class warfare. Where are we, Communist China?" Eric Bolling said.

Hey, Eric, want to know how I know you don't know anything about "Communist China"?
 
LawPD [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:29:57 PM
Hey look. Someone found GaryPDX's blog.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:31:49 PM
LawPD: Hey look. Someone found GaryPDX's blog.

i dunno man, i don't theink GaryPDX is that funny.
 
Phil Moskowitz
2011-12-06 04:32:47 PM
It looks like socialism to anti-social misanthropists bent on programming people to shut up and work for nothing.
 
sprawl15
2011-12-06 04:33:10 PM
Smurfette's vagina is community property.
 
iaazathot
2011-12-06 04:33:21 PM
Ah yes, the whackadoodle movement to turn kids into little fascist pricks who would turn in their grandma for suggesting they cooperate, like brown people, or maybe not be such a little prick.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:34:52 PM
CanisNoir: You know, you'd think they'd focus more on the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood

Where's that? I guess I've been lucky enough to dodge that so far.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-12-06 04:38:44 PM
Mugato: CanisNoir: You know, you'd think they'd focus more on the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood

Where's that? I guess I've been lucky enough to dodge that so far.

It's been around for a while.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
LawPD [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:39:25 PM
thomps: LawPD: Hey look. Someone found GaryPDX's blog.

i dunno man, i don't theink GaryPDX is that funny.

That's OK. Neither is that blog
 
CanisNoir [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:39:31 PM
Mugato: Where's that? I guess I've been lucky enough to dodge that so far.

One famous former child actor has described widespread pedophilia as the longtime "big secret" in Hollywood, where he said older male Hollywood magnates surrounded child actors "like vultures."

"I can tell you that the number one problem in Hollywood was, and is, and always will be pedophilia," actor Corey Feldman told ABC News' "Nightline" August 10.

"This has been going on for a very long time," concurs former "Little House on the Prairie" star Alison Arngrim. "It was the gossip back in the '80s. People said, 'Oh yeah, the Coreys, everyone's had them.' People talked about it like it was not a big deal."

Arngrim, 49, was referring to Feldman and his co-star in "The Lost Boys," Corey Haim, who died in March 2010 after years of drug abuse.

"I literally heard that they were 'passed around,'" Arngrim said. "The word was that they were given drugs and being used for sex. It was awful - these were kids, they weren't 18 yet. There were all sorts of stories about everyone from their, quote, 'set guardians' on down that these two had been sexually abused and were totally being corrupted in every possible way."...

Though, something tells me you're neither a child nor a pedophile, so it's not surprising you haven't encountered it.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:40:39 PM
LawPD: thomps: LawPD: Hey look. Someone found GaryPDX's blog.

i dunno man, i don't theink GaryPDX is that funny.

That's OK. Neither is that blog

l luld a couple of times (e.g. fox and friends)
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:41:26 PM
The Association of Humans Offended by Literally Everything in Sight strikes again!
 
henryhill
2011-12-06 04:45:58 PM
FloydA: TheGrayCat: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 640x463]

Wait a minute.....The Beatles had a cartoon?

Yep. From 1965-1967. Each episode was named for one of their songs and told a story, loosely based on the lyrics. There were 39 episodes total. Here are a couple, and there are lots more on YouTube

Penny Lane (new window)

Hard Day's Night (new window)

Back in the USSR (new window)

I remember my favorite being Nowhere Man
 
Here Comes Everybody
2011-12-06 04:50:30 PM
The Wonder Pets are totally socialist. No one is ever allowed to succeed at anything without the team.
 
CalamitousCrasher
2011-12-06 04:52:36 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This wasn't a problem when children's programming just sold cereal and toys.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 640x463]

This pic makes me MISS my Saturday mornings of watching cartoons until noon.
/has a sad
 
JAYoung
2011-12-06 04:53:25 PM
When we put these kids to work, they won't have time to watch cartoons.
 
sprawl15
2011-12-06 04:54:30 PM
Here Comes Everybody: The Wonder Pets are totally socialist. No one is ever allowed to succeed at anything without the team.

Which made prom night incredibly awkward.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 04:54:39 PM
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world's a goddamn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man - LIFE is a conspiracy!

-- J. Biafra
 
Bob16
2011-12-06 04:55:10 PM
Cons are some paranoid people.
 
mod3072
2011-12-06 04:56:20 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Association of Humans Offended by Literally Everything in Sight strikes again!

I'm stealing that.

*yoink*
 
aearra
2011-12-06 04:56:50 PM
These people are serious? Wow they really do need to graduate from grade 3.
 
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