To me that looked rather intentional. Besides, he's just trying to burn down a Medical Marijuana dispensary to get the whole city high at the same time!

That's not how you smoke weed.

/just saying

Glad we don't have to import our idiot arsonists any more.

Oblig for all Bar takers...

"Here's a little tip to all the cretins that keep hiring "known"arsonists to burn down their cheating girlfriend's house. Why is it, do you think, that he is a known arsonist, you dipsh*t? He's known because he has been f*cking caught before. You don't know who the good arsonists are, do you! Because they have their sh*t together. But no, you had to go hire Dusseldorf, or Durango, or whatever D word your f*ckwit moron arsonist is named, and now he's gone and burned the wrong house, and left me with a BAR question."

That arsonist is fabulous!

He told me to burn things.

A volunteer fireman?

I think "The Flaming Arsonists" would be a great band name.

abfalter: I think "The Flaming Arsonists" would be a great band name.

....or the The Gay Pyromaniacs? Same thing really.

...without the extra "the"

\fakrit

Trashcan man lives

was he also charged with brandishing a firearm?

Most of the fires have been in an area bordered by 14th Street on the north, 7th Street on the south, Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue on the west and Junipero Avenue on the east.




Somewhere on MLK there's a crime happenin'

Barfmaker: h2oincfs: was he also charged with brandishing a firearm?

Groan...well played.

shakes tiny burning fist

Fire is our friend.

Definitely the work of a flamer

Too bad this arsonist didn't make a complete ash of himself...

When will someone finally invent a surveillance camera that actually provides a high definition picture . . . or even a low def pic?

What good is that picture/video for identification purposes?

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals arsonists FLAA-MING!"

/that guy shouldn't be arson around, setting fires

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: ...without the extra "the"

\fakrit

Your restaurant is called The La Trattoria?

Cereal arsonist ?

h2oincfs: was he also charged with brandishing a firearm?

Okay, I lolled out loud.

If they were to do profiling of the type of person who might be offended at the existence of a marijuana dispensary...
Cop?
Religious nut who mistakenly thinks drug use is anti-Jesus?
Right winger offended by the thought someone might enjoy getting high?
Left winger offended by this tenth amendmenty flouting of federal law?
Eric Holder?

the marijuana distributorship makes me think it's a nancy reganesque type of attack.

OMG! I Was cracking up so much, my dog just jumped up barking! There is nothing like watching on video. I just wish they had sound.
All the comment are great!

Set a very large fire in our neighborhood park when i was around 10, or 11. A friend of my dad saw me hightail it away from the scene. He never told. Thankfully only 12 people were severely burned... just kidding. Or am i? O-o

/How many farking arsonists do you need, Long Beach?

Several more, it's still there.....


//sorry couldn't help myself

That's nothing. Check out the first OWS nutter who tried to burn down a bank in Chile.

Link (new window)

He pretty much covered his body in thermite. He was upset that the economy down there was doing awesome.

Big_Fat_Liar: If they were to do profiling of the type of person who might be offended at the existence of a marijuana dispensary...

Cop?

Not impossible but wouldn't the cop benefit even more from an arrest/bust ?

Religious nut who mistakenly thinks drug use is anti-Jesus?

Right winger offended by the thought someone might enjoy getting high?

Wouldn't a right wing authoritarian just call the police ? Abortion is legal but pot isn't


Left winger offended by this tenth amendmenty flouting of federal law?


Straight edgers ? Earth Liberation Fronters ? Has anybody considered the possibility of rival pot farmers ?

Eric Holder?

To close to hard work.

Nothing beats this. (new window)

In case it doesn't work for you, here's the Youtube link (new window), and just imagine Benny Hill music (yakedy yack) in the background

h2oincfs: was he also charged with brandishing a firearm?

Booooooo. Nicely played.

ShamanGator: /How many farking arsonists do you need, Long Beach?

Several more, it's still there.....

Shiat, all you really need is one...

/former SO's crazy chain-smoking sister used to live about an inch below the final "h" in "Manhattan Beach"
//always hoped she'd be careless with matches someday, kill numerous birds with one stone

One Bad Apple: Wouldn't a right wing authoritarian just call the police? Abortion is legal but pot isn't.

It's a legal medical dispensary, not some dealer on the corner.

Bump dee bump! My life for you!