What's his FARK handle?

Millions of dollars and he couldn't find a hotter dominatrix?


Looser.

I don't think BDSM is his kink. I think pretending to be a baby, and being taken care of floats his boat.

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Millions of dollars and he couldn't find a hotter dominatrix?


Looser.

FTFY

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Millions of dollars and he couldn't find a hotter dominatrix?


Looser.

FTFY

Fixed that for both of you.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Evil-Imposter: Lone Stranger: [nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com image 620x465]

Millions of dollars and he couldn't find a hotter dominatrix?


Looser.

FTFY

Fixed that for both of you.

To be fair, I also use that excuse from time to time..

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Millions of dollars and he couldn't find a hotter dominatrix?


Looser.

May not be hot, but definitely looks like a dominator.

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I wouldn't touch her with a 39 and a half Foot pole

Best story of the year.

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I wouldn't touch her with a 39 and a half Foot pole

+ 39.5 !

She looks like she has garlic in her soul

Dude. Wait...what?

A salacious case involving a multimillionaire businessman and his dominatrix mistress accused of hiring a burly ex-con to kill the wealthy man's wife came to an unexpected end on Monday when prosecutors stayed all charges rather than reveal what they know about a police officer's romantic links to the widow of a key witness in the case whose oddly timed death he was investigating.

Try reading this out loud.

Will he get convicted?

Headline needed to end with "with I-will-eat-your-soul pic"

Buttbone McGillicutty: Will he get convicted?

Convicted? No, never convicted.

: A salacious case involving a multimillionaire businessman and his dominatrix mistress accused of hiring a burly ex-con to kill the wealthy man's wife came to an unexpected end on Monday when prosecutors stayed all charges rather than reveal what they know about a police officer's romantic links to the widow of a key witness in the case whose oddly timed death he was investigating.


now THAT is a run on sentence, students.

Pfft. Rich people problems....

It's amazing the lengths we have to go up here to get a sex scandal in the news. Down south, the fact that certain presidential wannabes might have a penis is good enough to get them shredded on Fox.

Cheers

A dominatrix, a biker and a millionaire wearing a diaper walk into a bar... Stop me if you've heard this one...

Has anyone claimed the film right?

I see Christopher Walken playing the part of the diaper-clad husband with Ernest Borgnine as the dominatrix.

One clue comes from Mr. Petraitis wearing a diaper during his first meeting with the would-be hit man.

"How will I recognize Mr. Petraitis? What will he be wearing?"

"That depends..."

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Millions of dollars and he couldn't find a hotter dominatrix?


Looser.



Speciesist.

poe_zlaw: A salacious case involving a multimillionaire businessman and his dominatrix mistress accused of hiring a burly ex-con to kill the wealthy man's wife came to an unexpected end on Monday when prosecutors stayed all charges rather than reveal what they know about a police officer's romantic links to the widow of a key witness in the case whose oddly timed death he was investigating.
now THAT is a run on sentence, students.

Well, not to be a grammar nazi or anything, but no, it isn't. "The businessman didn't kill his wife, he's just kinky" is.

"It is that death - of Robbie Verch of Eganville, northwest of Ottawa, whose charred body was found in a burned-out SUV in a remote area within days of being subpoenaed to testify in the case by Mr. Greenspan - that indirectly led to Monday's halt."
"The Ontario Provincial Police concluded foul play was not suspected."

Well, it's obvious he died of natural causes.

poe_zlaw: : A salacious case involving a multimillionaire businessman and his dominatrix mistress accused of hiring a burly ex-con to kill the wealthy man's wife came to an unexpected end on Monday when prosecutors stayed all charges rather than reveal what they know about a police officer's romantic links to the widow of a key witness in the case whose oddly timed death he was investigating.

now THAT is a run on sentence, students.

The sentence could be a bit clearer (are they both accused, or just the dominatrix?), but it's grammatically correct. A comma after "Monday" would also be acceptable.

common sense is an oxymoron: poe_zlaw: : A salacious case involving a multimillionaire businessman and his dominatrix mistress accused of hiring a burly ex-con to kill the wealthy man's wife came to an unexpected end on Monday when prosecutors stayed all charges rather than reveal what they know about a police officer's romantic links to the widow of a key witness in the case whose oddly timed death he was investigating.

now THAT is a run on sentence, students.

The sentence could be a bit clearer (are they both accused, or just the dominatrix?), but it's grammatically correct. A comma after "Monday" would also be acceptable.

Best article of the year and we're talking about grammar? On a positive note, I'm glad that Gozer the Gozarian is still able to get some action.

When the hit man comes, he knows damn well that he needs changing.