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(WorldNetDaily) Interesting In the Bible, a man named Barak was supposed to lead the Israelites to fight the Canaanites. But Barak wimped out, so Deborah stepped up and led the charge. In present day terms, Deborah is Michele Bachmann, and Barak is, obviously, Taxbongo   (wnd.com) divider line 78
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imapirate [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:06:52 AM
This election season is going to be AWESOME.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:07:49 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:12:55 AM
Sorry, WND, Romney is Deborah and the bible ain't real.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:15:49 AM
wow, these people are batshiat, bugfark craaaaazy.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:16:38 AM
Reminds me of when Katherine Harris started to believe she was the reincarnation of Queen Esther, and bought "Kabala Water" with state funds to eradicate citrus canker.

At least it's not Bachmann making this claim of herself.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:17:49 AM
You know what else? Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

/makes about as much sense.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:24:17 AM
In the Bible Newts were considered a curse.

Mitt is actually his middle name--Willard isn't in the Bible either--as a diminutive of of Milton. Willard is actually a pagan German name.

Rick is a diminutive of Richard, another pagan Germanic name.

Ron is a corruption of another pagan Germanic name.

Gary is a diminutive of several different pagan Germanic names. Why are folks obsessed with all these pagan names?

Jon is a corruption of John. Why do folks have to corrupt the Bible?

Michelle is a feminization of Michael. So, essentially, her name is an tranny Archangel. A vote for Michelle is a vote for trannies.

Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-06 10:27:38 AM
IgG4: You know what else? Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

/makes about as much sense.

*sigh*

Kadir beneath Mo Moteh
 
Track 3 on the Master's Playlist
2011-12-06 10:28:41 AM
FTFA: "But somewhere along the way, "buyer's remorse" set in. Some evangelicals questioned the biblical teachings on women submitting to their husbands, wondering if they might be sinning by supporting and voting for a woman president. "

That's about 4 lines in and as far as I got before I killed myself.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 10:34:59 AM
Track 3 on the Master's Playlist: FTFA: "But somewhere along the way, "buyer's remorse" set in. Some evangelicals questioned the biblical teachings on women submitting to their husbands, wondering if they might be sinning by supporting and voting for a woman president. "

That's about 4 lines in and as far as I got before I killed myself.

Isn't a sin a transgression of God's commandments? Is it a really a sin to go against the moral of a biblical anecdote?

I don't get it.
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:14:54 AM
So they are saying Barack is a biblical names... whereas Newt and Mitt have heathen names?
 
ultraholland
2011-12-06 11:16:31 AM
Diogenes: I don't get it.

neither do they
 
birchman
2011-12-06 11:22:36 AM
I thought he was the anti-christ?

/sent from my FEMA concentration camp
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:40:31 AM
birchman: I thought he was the anti-christ?

/sent from my FEMA concentration camp

They have wifi?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:42:21 AM
James!: birchman: I thought he was the anti-christ?

/sent from my FEMA concentration camp

They have wifi?

It's part of the cerebral implant, but yes.
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:42:58 AM
My name is Barak, and I don't give a fark

My name is Mitt, and I don't give a shiate.

My name is Michelle, and you can go to hell

My name is Rick, and ya'll can suck my dick

My name is Newt, and I don't give a toot

My name is Ron Paul, and this shiate is between ya'll
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 11:55:19 AM
For fark's sake...

That link reeked of desperation.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-12-06 12:16:05 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
lysdexic [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 12:20:44 PM
Nuh uh. Not clicking on WMD twice in one day.

/looked up Judges 4
//Barak rocks, and Jael is the heroine
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 12:21:27 PM
What if the Israelites are the Democrats and the Cannaanites are Republicans? Then would Hillary be Deborah?
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2011-12-06 12:27:01 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: IgG4: You know what else? Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

/makes about as much sense.

*sigh*

Kadir beneath Mo Moteh

Zinda, his face black, his eyes red!
 
spcMike [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 12:28:58 PM
hubiestubert: Michelle is a feminization of Michael

Did you know the Michael itself can also be a girl's name?
 
Rann Xerox
2011-12-06 12:29:34 PM
IgG4: You know what else? Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

/makes about as much sense.

i78.photobucket.com

"WorldNetDaily, with sweat and dead man's balls."
 
1derful
2011-12-06 12:30:08 PM
Actually in the bible, Deborah and Barak worked together for their people.

Deborah's political party didn't accuse Barak of being a secret Baal-worshiper who was actually born in Canaan.
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2011-12-06 12:30:22 PM
Rann Xerox: IgG4: You know what else? Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

/makes about as much sense.

[i78.photobucket.com image 210x195]

"WorldNetDaily, with sweat and dead man's balls."

And the Emmy goes to...
 
fringedmyotis
2011-12-06 12:30:44 PM
hubiestubert: In the Bible Newts were considered a curse.

Mitt is actually his middle name--Willard isn't in the Bible either--as a diminutive of of Milton. Willard is actually a pagan German name.

Rick is a diminutive of Richard, another pagan Germanic name.

Ron is a corruption of another pagan Germanic name.

Gary is a diminutive of several different pagan Germanic names. Why are folks obsessed with all these pagan names?

Jon is a corruption of John. Why do folks have to corrupt the Bible?

Michelle is a feminization of Michael. So, essentially, her name is an tranny Archangel. A vote for Michelle is a vote for trannies.

Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

Your newsletter. Subscribe I would.
 
Free Radical
2011-12-06 12:31:07 PM
The Bible is still relevant! It is! It is! It is!
 
CorporatePerson
2011-12-06 12:31:50 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher
2011-12-06 12:35:32 PM
hubiestubert: Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

I'd favorite you for this if I didn't already have you favorited.
 
GentDirkly
2011-12-06 12:36:21 PM
Barak is mentioned favorably in Hebrews 11. He was one of the faithful.
 
GentDirkly
2011-12-06 12:38:37 PM
hubiestubert: In the Bible Newts were considered a curse.

Mitt is actually his middle name--Willard isn't in the Bible either--as a diminutive of of Milton. Willard is actually a pagan German name.

Rick is a diminutive of Richard, another pagan Germanic name.

Ron is a corruption of another pagan Germanic name.

Gary is a diminutive of several different pagan Germanic names. Why are folks obsessed with all these pagan names?

Jon is a corruption of John. Why do folks have to corrupt the Bible?

Michelle is a feminization of Michael. So, essentially, her name is an tranny Archangel. A vote for Michelle is a vote for trannies.

Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

Jonathan and John are two unique Hebrew names. David's best friend was Jonathan. English conflates them but other languages do not.

That said, your post is obviously intended only for humor. I am sorry that I fail at Fark.
 
Weigard
2011-12-06 12:40:51 PM
I lol'd at Taxbongo.
 
Rann Xerox
2011-12-06 12:46:50 PM
hubiestubert: Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

i78.photobucket.com

She sniffed the reeking buns of tranny angels...
(The tale of a demented bread-boffer...)


/Apologies to Zappa
 
Farking While Farking
2011-12-06 12:46:53 PM
Do the folks at WND drink a quart of proprietary fracking chemicals each morning?
 
FuturePastNow
2011-12-06 12:50:54 PM
hubiestubert: In the Bible Newts were considered a curse.

And adultery is punished by executing both the man and the woman involved. Sorry, Callista.
 
Almet
2011-12-06 12:59:58 PM
www.swordandsorcery.org

I think reading this makes you a pagan.
 
HighOnCraic
2011-12-06 01:03:03 PM
hubiestubert: In the Bible Newts were considered a curse.

Mitt is actually his middle name--Willard isn't in the Bible either--as a diminutive of of Milton. Willard is actually a pagan German name.

Rick is a diminutive of Richard, another pagan Germanic name.

Ron is a corruption of another pagan Germanic name.

Gary is a diminutive of several different pagan Germanic names. Why are folks obsessed with all these pagan names?

Jon is a corruption of John. Why do folks have to corrupt the Bible?

Michelle is a feminization of Michael. So, essentially, her name is an tranny Archangel. A vote for Michelle is a vote for trannies.

Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

You know who ELSE had a Germanic name?!
 
Gergesa
2011-12-06 01:13:27 PM
What is it with people and biblical prophecy or astrology? Why are so many convinced that there is a secret cipher that those possessed of esoteric knowledge can tease the future from?

All these elaborate fantasies and delusions of self-importance must be a burden to constantly obsess over.
 
lysdexic [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:15:18 PM
Gergesa: What is it with people and biblical prophecy or astrology? Why are so many convinced that there is a secret cipher that those possessed of esoteric knowledge can tease the future from?


It's pretty much the basis of the New Testament.


All these elaborate fantasies and delusions of self-importance must be a burden to constantly obsess over.

We all have our cross to bear.
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2011-12-06 01:15:24 PM
Is Jack Van Impe writing for WND now?
 
whidbey
2011-12-06 01:17:05 PM
Ah, World Nut Daily and their Invisible Superfriends.

How charming.
 
Samsquantch
2011-12-06 01:19:26 PM
spcMike: hubiestubert: Michelle is a feminization of Michael

Did you know the Michael itself can also be a girl's name?

Tobais Funke certainly seems to think so.
 
LarryDan43
2011-12-06 01:21:44 PM
Why are the israelites complaining? Get back to work and don't even think about occupying the desert with your lazy smelly fig smoking friends. I swear they think everything should be handed to them these days after their hippie parents told them they were God's children.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:22:37 PM
And Nimrod was a great hunter.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:25:30 PM
Track 3 on the Master's Playlist: FTFA: "But somewhere along the way, "buyer's remorse" set in. Some evangelicals questioned the biblical teachings on women submitting to their husbands, wondering if they might be sinning by supporting and voting for a woman president. "

That's about 4 lines in and as far as I got before I killed myself.

Oh for fark's sake.

Seriously people.

Just... don't vote then if you're going to not vote for a woman because you are afraid you might be sinning.

"Gee Pastor George, this here Michelle Bachmann is everything I want in a candidate, except she's a woman. What do I do?".

"Do you want to burn in hell Billy? No? Then you must vote for a man!".
 
offmymeds
2011-12-06 01:35:34 PM
Bottom line: The only man left standing is a woman. Her name is Michele Bachman, and she's set for a second surge.

This is what wingnuts actually believe.
 
Choestoe [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:41:09 PM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: hubiestubert: Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

I'd favorite you for this if I didn't already have you favorited.

ditto
 
Hagbardr
2011-12-06 01:42:31 PM
In the Bible, a man named Cain murdered his brother.

Also Paul stood and watched while Stephen got stoned.
 
Parthenogenetic
2011-12-06 01:46:55 PM
Hagbardr: In the Bible, a man named Cain murdered his brother.

Also Paul stood and watched while Stephen got stoned.

That's because RON PAUL wants to end the pointless War on Drugs, and doesn't give a hoot if Stephen wants to smoke marijuana.

RON PAUL
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2011-12-06 01:48:18 PM
Rann Xerox: hubiestubert: Vote for Michelle Bachmann. Vote for tranny Archangels.

[i78.photobucket.com image 491x480]

She sniffed the reeking buns of tranny angels...

...and acted like it was cocay-ee-ay-ee-aine
 
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