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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary The Incredible Bulk tears his clothes off and ambushes couple on their own front porch. You wouldn't like him when he's angry, and pumped up on steroids   (ajc.com) divider line 42
More: Scary, Ian Somerhalder, Dominic Monaghan, Ralph Macchio, editorial cartoonist, Ruben Arzu  
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2011-12-06 08:22:28 AM
No pepper spray to be had? Blind PCP/steroid/whatever freaks are still blind.
 
2011-12-06 08:40:56 AM
Where was Skull during all this?
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2011-12-06 09:02:08 AM
I hear the Lions are sending a scout to post bail.
 
2011-12-06 09:02:16 AM
imgboot.com
 
2011-12-06 09:32:51 AM
I'm getting a kick out of these replies cause I'm roid raging right now.
 
2011-12-06 10:00:46 AM
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2011-12-06 11:30:31 AM
Bulk has fallen since appearing on Power Rangers: Samurai
 
2011-12-06 11:31:05 AM
2wolves: No pepper spray to be had? Blind PCP/steroid/whatever freaks are still blind.

No, pepper spray is only reserved for people who pose a REAL threat of danger - like hippies sitting cross-legged. : /
 
2011-12-06 11:32:06 AM
Came for Venture Bros reference. Left satisfied.
 
2011-12-06 11:32:40 AM
What, he then requested a plasma rifle in the forty-watt range?
 
2011-12-06 11:33:46 AM
serial_crusher: Where was Skull during all this?

OK, that looks really familiar. What is that clip from?
 
2011-12-06 11:36:49 AM
Yeah but the 'roids had shrunk his penis to a one inch useless piece of meat so at least he couldn't rape rape you.
 
2011-12-06 11:37:20 AM
Mike_LowELL: What, he then requested a phased plasma rifle in the forty-watt range?

fixed, and yes he requested it but was told he could only get what he sees there
 
2011-12-06 11:37:30 AM
Saw this story, but couldn't think of a good headline, just something about a San Berdoo tag. I guess subby couldn't think of one either.
 
2011-12-06 11:38:49 AM
Heard about this on dc101, sh*t is crazy. If I saw someone like that on my porch I'd quickly get the F outta there.
 
2011-12-06 11:42:54 AM
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2011-12-06 11:45:08 AM
cdn.faniq.com

Subby FAIL. Thought it was going to be about Mandarich.
 
2011-12-06 11:47:45 AM
Holy crap, that's terrifying.
 
2011-12-06 11:48:05 AM
he was naked?

GIS Ruben Arzu
 
2011-12-06 11:49:40 AM
cgraves67: serial_crusher: Where was Skull during all this?

OK, that looks really familiar. What is that clip from?


Ha! You just outted yourself as having watched Power Rangers!

/ . o O ( Oh crap! So did I! )
// ... Um, not that I'd know, or anything.
/// NTTAWWT
 
2011-12-06 11:50:28 AM
no facebook pics? bodybuilders usually photograph themselves on an hourly basis
 
2011-12-06 11:51:42 AM
TravisBickle62: no facebook pics? bodybuilders usually photograph themselves on an hourly basis

I did a GIS and didn't turn up anything. Perhaps someone's Google-fu is stronger than mine.
 
2011-12-06 11:56:14 AM
Is the Atlanta Journal Constitution trying to get sued by Hewlett Packard or something?
 
2011-12-06 11:57:13 AM
Protip: If you encounter a naked body builder on your porch, do NOT confront him. In fact don't confront any naked man you encounter in public.
 
2011-12-06 12:02:50 PM
stevetherobot: don't confront any naked man you encounter

www.fillbag.com
 
2011-12-06 12:03:00 PM
MooseUpNorth: cgraves67: serial_crusher: Where was Skull during all this?

OK, that looks really familiar. What is that clip from?

Ha! You just outted yourself as having watched Power Rangers!

/ . o O ( Oh crap! So did I! )
// ... Um, not that I'd know, or anything.
/// NTTAWWT


Hey, we didn't have cable and it was the only thing on on the only station that had kid shows on when I got home from school. What was I supposed to do? Homework? Play outside?
 
2011-12-06 12:05:12 PM
I feel something big here. I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of these turning up.
 
2011-12-06 12:05:43 PM
Testiclaw: stevetherobot: don't confront any naked man you encounter

[www.fillbag.com image 298x428]


Well, except in certain circumstances. Plus, he technically wasn't in public.
 
2011-12-06 12:06:22 PM
SchlingFocker: I feel something big here. I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of these turning up.

That's what she said.
 
2011-12-06 12:07:08 PM
That must have been so surreal for the couple. Kind of "I can't believe this is really happening" even when it was happening.

Frankly, I think the police showed much restraint. Where I live that would have probably resulted in 50-60 shots fired (with 20+ hits).

/agrees with Stevetherobot - do not confront naked men. That's one of the human equivalents of a rattlesnake rattle.
 
2011-12-06 12:11:22 PM
fat_free: [cdn.faniq.com image 300x390]

Subby FAIL. Thought it was going to be about Mandarich.


What more can you say? He sucked.
 
2011-12-06 12:22:47 PM
cgraves67: Hey, we didn't have cable and it was the only thing on on the only station that had kid shows on when I got home from school. What was I supposed to do? Homework? Play outside?

No worries. I understand. Kimberly. It's a legitimate strategy.
 
2011-12-06 12:29:47 PM
Why not...

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Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
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Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt VanderHuge
Thick McRunFast
Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
Slab
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Trunk Slamchest

Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest

Stump Chunkman
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Rip Steakface
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Crud Bonemeal

Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
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Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson
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Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Pete Punchbeef

Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
 
2011-12-06 12:33:01 PM
Don't roid rage me, bor!
 
2011-12-06 01:01:51 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-06 01:12:12 PM
stevetherobot: Protip: If you encounter a naked body builder on your porch, do NOT confront him. In fact don't confront any naked man you encounter in public.

Seriously.

The person confronting a naked person is just as damned crazy as the naked person.
 
2011-12-06 05:00:33 PM
Smoke ManMuscle, my new FARK handle... no wait
 
2011-12-06 06:36:18 PM
A body builder doing some body demolishing!
 
2011-12-06 06:38:43 PM
Chris Knight: Oh yeah, why did I find you on my porch naked, eating steroids?!?!

Kent: I was hot and I was hungry!
 
2011-12-06 08:16:34 PM
Really? All day and no Terminator reference? Nothing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7YYfgx_cHo [NSFW-ish]
 
2011-12-07 10:08:34 AM
sychosyd_28: Really? All day and no Terminator reference? Nothing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7YYfgx_cHo [NSFW-ish]



You mean like the tenth post in?
 
2011-12-07 11:00:58 AM
Sybarite: sychosyd_28: Really? All day and no Terminator reference? Nothing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7YYfgx_cHo [NSFW-ish]


You mean like the tenth post in?



Who has time to read?
 
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